Susan Szews
@betawriter.bsky.social
Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile
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- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
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“You don’t have to refrigerate that”
Ok maybe not but the refrigerator is where the food lives, he is happier with his friends in there
Ok maybe not but the refrigerator is where the food lives, he is happier with his friends in there
July 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“You don’t have to refrigerate that”
Ok maybe not but the refrigerator is where the food lives, he is happier with his friends in there
Ok maybe not but the refrigerator is where the food lives, he is happier with his friends in there
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THE FIELD HAS A NEW MOLDARAMA oh my GOD
May 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
THE FIELD HAS A NEW MOLDARAMA oh my GOD
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Imagine one of your friends points a loaded handgun at your face, and then immediately goes "nah man, just joking lol"
No matter how short a time that was, you're still not gonna ever trust that motherfucker again. It will have permanently altered your relationship.
Anyway, tariffs on penguins.
No matter how short a time that was, you're still not gonna ever trust that motherfucker again. It will have permanently altered your relationship.
Anyway, tariffs on penguins.
April 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Imagine one of your friends points a loaded handgun at your face, and then immediately goes "nah man, just joking lol"
No matter how short a time that was, you're still not gonna ever trust that motherfucker again. It will have permanently altered your relationship.
Anyway, tariffs on penguins.
No matter how short a time that was, you're still not gonna ever trust that motherfucker again. It will have permanently altered your relationship.
Anyway, tariffs on penguins.
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[hostage negotiation]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
March 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[hostage negotiation]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
CHUCK SCHUMER: [outside with bullhorn] YOU CAN SHOOT ALL OF THE HOSTAGES, JUST LET THEM GO AFTERWARDS
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Big time hup right there bud
February 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Big time hup right there bud
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I think this is actually a place where ordinary folks with ordinary administrative jobs can make a difference
e.g. official stationary from your school saying "per President Trump's executive order dismantling the Department of Education, we cannot provide this service to your kid anymore"
e.g. official stationary from your school saying "per President Trump's executive order dismantling the Department of Education, we cannot provide this service to your kid anymore"
February 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I think this is actually a place where ordinary folks with ordinary administrative jobs can make a difference
e.g. official stationary from your school saying "per President Trump's executive order dismantling the Department of Education, we cannot provide this service to your kid anymore"
e.g. official stationary from your school saying "per President Trump's executive order dismantling the Department of Education, we cannot provide this service to your kid anymore"
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
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My heart goes out to all the grown children who have had to figure out how to install wifi extenders for their parents so they can see the full complement of Ring cameras they’ve installed around the perimeter of their home in suburbs with crime rates of zero
December 28, 2024 at 3:57 PM
My heart goes out to all the grown children who have had to figure out how to install wifi extenders for their parents so they can see the full complement of Ring cameras they’ve installed around the perimeter of their home in suburbs with crime rates of zero
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The approximately 24,000 US military service members in Korea right now
December 3, 2024 at 2:58 PM
The approximately 24,000 US military service members in Korea right now
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It sucks that Biden had to pardon his own son, but I completely understand why he did and I support it.
December 2, 2024 at 1:13 AM
It sucks that Biden had to pardon his own son, but I completely understand why he did and I support it.
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You love Bon Jovi cover bands. You love Journey cover bands. But you can only afford to hire one cover band. Who ya gonna call?
November 30, 2024 at 8:50 PM
You love Bon Jovi cover bands. You love Journey cover bands. But you can only afford to hire one cover band. Who ya gonna call?
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Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation.
I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation.
I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.
I'm playing the video game Metaphor, and it's totally deserving of all the accolades it got. Is it worth the 80G space required to install it? Unclear.
November 26, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I'm playing the video game Metaphor, and it's totally deserving of all the accolades it got. Is it worth the 80G space required to install it? Unclear.
Confession: I enjoyed the purple prose writing style of the Cormac McCarthy/Augusta Britt Vanity Fair piece.
November 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Confession: I enjoyed the purple prose writing style of the Cormac McCarthy/Augusta Britt Vanity Fair piece.
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it just feels like the entire political press right now is all “guess we’ll have to wait and see if raising taxes 200% and ripping 10M people from society while nominating slimer and jenny mccarthy to cabinet positions will work out”
November 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
it just feels like the entire political press right now is all “guess we’ll have to wait and see if raising taxes 200% and ripping 10M people from society while nominating slimer and jenny mccarthy to cabinet positions will work out”
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AI feels like a real mania, a genuine collective break from reality among the ruling class. They might as well be pouring billions of dollars into an attempt to replace all jobs and knowledge with a large bronze idol of Dagon.
NEW: an AI chatbot touted by City Hall as a helper for small businesses is giving illegal and incorrect information to those who use it
NYC AI Chatbot Touted by Adams Tells Businesses to Break the Law
The Microsoft-powered bot says bosses can take worker’s tips and that landlords can discriminate based on source of income. That's not right.
www.thecity.nyc
March 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
AI feels like a real mania, a genuine collective break from reality among the ruling class. They might as well be pouring billions of dollars into an attempt to replace all jobs and knowledge with a large bronze idol of Dagon.
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The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
March 12, 2024 at 2:26 AM
The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.