bernard17
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Lives in West Sussex, old, and grey, works in ICT, loves cats, and the three dots...
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
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October 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We appreciate any support you give, so whether you enjoyed this or it gave you ideas for a new siege weapon, please donate to help us keep providing space for learning, and sharing your stories of accidentally destroying a flatscreen TV with a vagina-deployed projectile www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate
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this is true
Googly Eyes make EVERYTHING better. 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
this is true
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😂 Sarah Anderson does some fab comics
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
😂 Sarah Anderson does some fab comics
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J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)
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Can everyone in the UK get their heads around the fact that 'pressing charges' is a US thing and has no basis in UK law? The CPS decide whether to prosecute or not. They might consult you but ultimately it's out of your hands.
October 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Can everyone in the UK get their heads around the fact that 'pressing charges' is a US thing and has no basis in UK law? The CPS decide whether to prosecute or not. They might consult you but ultimately it's out of your hands.
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Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
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I'm Jewish. I'm also Mancunian.
Every other national party leader was interviewed by Laura Kunesberg during their conference.
Maybe the BBC thought as someone who also supports Palestine - I had nothing to say?
Let's keep growing: join.greenparty.org.uk
Every other national party leader was interviewed by Laura Kunesberg during their conference.
Maybe the BBC thought as someone who also supports Palestine - I had nothing to say?
Let's keep growing: join.greenparty.org.uk
October 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm Jewish. I'm also Mancunian.
Every other national party leader was interviewed by Laura Kunesberg during their conference.
Maybe the BBC thought as someone who also supports Palestine - I had nothing to say?
Let's keep growing: join.greenparty.org.uk
Every other national party leader was interviewed by Laura Kunesberg during their conference.
Maybe the BBC thought as someone who also supports Palestine - I had nothing to say?
Let's keep growing: join.greenparty.org.uk
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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We now have the privilege once more of being serenaded nightly by his hoots from the nest he shares with his mate in the oak tree outside our house. One of the most surreal yet worthwhile commitments I’ve ever made.
If this folklore malarky ever falls through, I think I might have found my calling…
If this folklore malarky ever falls through, I think I might have found my calling…
October 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We now have the privilege once more of being serenaded nightly by his hoots from the nest he shares with his mate in the oak tree outside our house. One of the most surreal yet worthwhile commitments I’ve ever made.
If this folklore malarky ever falls through, I think I might have found my calling…
If this folklore malarky ever falls through, I think I might have found my calling…
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Two men on this train talking about how “Ed Davey’s right - Farage gets all the publicity.”
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Two men on this train talking about how “Ed Davey’s right - Farage gets all the publicity.”
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Just imagine it was a couple of extremist islamic preachers instead of Christian, you wouldn't give their families air time to shout their threats to the world.
September 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Just imagine it was a couple of extremist islamic preachers instead of Christian, you wouldn't give their families air time to shout their threats to the world.
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The British media not reporting on this shooting for what it is, a fight between extremist religious hate preachers is really starting to annoy me. Especially as in doing so they are pushing their lies and bile on those who would never have heard it.
September 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
The British media not reporting on this shooting for what it is, a fight between extremist religious hate preachers is really starting to annoy me. Especially as in doing so they are pushing their lies and bile on those who would never have heard it.
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Here's someone pushing back against propaganda www.huffpost.com/entry/homesc...
I've Been To Over 20 Homeschool Conferences. The Things I've Witnessed At Them Shocked Me.
"I am 20 minutes into the presentation when a woman interrupts me. 'When are you going to talk about God in all of this?' she asks."
www.huffpost.com
August 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Here's someone pushing back against propaganda www.huffpost.com/entry/homesc...
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Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
August 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
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"The Cat Read the Emails First" (2025)
acrylic painting
By Ukrainian artist Nataliya Bagatskaya - n.bagatska [IG]
#art #painting #illustration #caturday
acrylic painting
By Ukrainian artist Nataliya Bagatskaya - n.bagatska [IG]
#art #painting #illustration #caturday
August 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
"The Cat Read the Emails First" (2025)
acrylic painting
By Ukrainian artist Nataliya Bagatskaya - n.bagatska [IG]
#art #painting #illustration #caturday
acrylic painting
By Ukrainian artist Nataliya Bagatskaya - n.bagatska [IG]
#art #painting #illustration #caturday
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If Angela Rayner lived in a cardboard box, the Telegraph would claim she nicked it.
August 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
If Angela Rayner lived in a cardboard box, the Telegraph would claim she nicked it.
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you know, you could all just not share shitty headlines from the Telegraph and other "look this is awful" content. All you're doing is spreading it further. Here's a photo of Daphne looking magnificent to bless your timelines instead. #Caturday
August 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
you know, you could all just not share shitty headlines from the Telegraph and other "look this is awful" content. All you're doing is spreading it further. Here's a photo of Daphne looking magnificent to bless your timelines instead. #Caturday
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"There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water"
August 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
"There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water"
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🤬 Woman who admitted incitement to violence and racism on Social Media and in Court was jailed for 2.5 years.
Gets released early and British TV and media repeating what she said originally, give her prime spot on TV.
Britain wonders why they have a problem which every day is getting more extreme?
Gets released early and British TV and media repeating what she said originally, give her prime spot on TV.
Britain wonders why they have a problem which every day is getting more extreme?
August 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
🤬 Woman who admitted incitement to violence and racism on Social Media and in Court was jailed for 2.5 years.
Gets released early and British TV and media repeating what she said originally, give her prime spot on TV.
Britain wonders why they have a problem which every day is getting more extreme?
Gets released early and British TV and media repeating what she said originally, give her prime spot on TV.
Britain wonders why they have a problem which every day is getting more extreme?
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It's simple, if you throw paint on a plane then you get proscribed and any 80 year olds defending you get arrested.
If you ask people to burn down hotels, and they try, you get an interview in the Telegraph and positive coverage in the BBC.
That's sensible, proportionate policing.
If you ask people to burn down hotels, and they try, you get an interview in the Telegraph and positive coverage in the BBC.
That's sensible, proportionate policing.
August 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It's simple, if you throw paint on a plane then you get proscribed and any 80 year olds defending you get arrested.
If you ask people to burn down hotels, and they try, you get an interview in the Telegraph and positive coverage in the BBC.
That's sensible, proportionate policing.
If you ask people to burn down hotels, and they try, you get an interview in the Telegraph and positive coverage in the BBC.
That's sensible, proportionate policing.
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This. 💯 this.
As always, Ted Chiang is great in this interview.
cdh.princeton.edu/blog/2025/08...
cdh.princeton.edu/blog/2025/08...
August 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This. 💯 this.
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I'm sorry.
I couldn't resist.
And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.
I couldn't resist.
And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.
August 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm sorry.
I couldn't resist.
And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.
I couldn't resist.
And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.