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We now have the privilege once more of being serenaded nightly by his hoots from the nest he shares with his mate in the oak tree outside our house. One of the most surreal yet worthwhile commitments I’ve ever made.

If this folklore malarky ever falls through, I think I might have found my calling…

Just imagine it was a couple of extremist islamic preachers instead of Christian, you wouldn't give their families air time to shout their threats to the world.