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Manfred Gooseberry
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Remember Manfred Gooseberry? He’s back! In POG form.
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Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Day 54 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
September 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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In addition to AI already being the aesthetic and tool of fascism, now Trump is so microwaved he’s watching deepfakes of himself and smiling and nodding bc now he can be even more on tv and screens all the time
September 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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is this not just kidnapping?
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:

1. Hoarding weird MP3s
2. Foraging with my dog
3. Fresh bedsheets
4. Hot chocolate in my RoboCop mug
5. Reading on my favourite bench
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:

1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
September 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.

This is Kirk's legacy.

You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I hate that the right wing playbook is basically “c'maahn l'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, l'm a little birthday boyy" and too many people react with “well it is his birthday.”
September 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I would like to opt out of the enforced international week of mourning for a fascist YouTuber if that’s at all possible.
September 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Spoken like a true FBI informant
September 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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An actual quote from the piece: 'Computers generating original work “is something Warhol would have found very exciting, DaVinci,” Saatchi said. “The idea that AI can be creative and that you can create a work of art that creates more works of art is really exciting.”' Exciting!
I want this CEO to explain in his own words why he thinks it's bad that The Magnificent Ambersons was bastardized in the first place.
September 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
August 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.
MIT’s NANDA initiative found that 95% of generative AI deployments fail after interviewing 150 execs, surveying 350 workers, and analyzing 300 projects. The real “productivity gains” seem to come from layoffs and squeezing more work from fewer people not AI.
MIT report: 95% of generative AI pilots at companies are failing
There’s a stark difference in success rates between companies that purchase AI tools from vendors and those that build them internally.
fortune.com
August 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Every morning my dad would eat a banana as part of his breakfast and every morning the dog would sit expectantly next to him waiting for her piece.
i'm always asking this
August 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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The NHS are forcibly detransitioning trans kids in Brighton and calling it “managed withdrawal.” Their own impact assessment acknowledges trans kids will be at increased risk of harm as a result, don’t want this, and are likely to just use DIY hormones instead
August 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Add a kid and this is the Two and a Half Men reboot America has been waiting for
Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
August 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Didn’t Take Long To Reveal The UK’s Online Safety Act Is Exactly The Privacy-Crushing Failure Everyone Warned About

Well, well, well. The “age assurance” part of the UK's Online Safety Act has finally gone into effect, with its age checking requirements kicking in a week and a half ago. And what…
Didn’t Take Long To Reveal The UK’s Online Safety Act Is Exactly The Privacy-Crushing Failure Everyone Warned About
Well, well, well. The “age assurance” part of the UK's Online Safety Act has finally gone into effect, with its age checking requirements kicking in a week and a half ago. And what do you know? It's turned out to be exactly the privacy-invading, freedom-crushing, technically unworkable disaster that everyone with half a brain predicted it would be. Let's start with the most obvious sign that this law is working exactly as poorly as critics warned: …
www.techdirt.com
August 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s just like the Snyder Cut
Sorry, I don't like this bullying of people to support Mamdani. It's the Snyder Cut bullying campaign all over again. Can we at least wait until he's mayor of NYC before we bully people from other states into endorcing him? Mamdani doesn't need the endorsement from Democrats of Iowa and California.
August 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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the home office are not fit for purpose. I will say this every day if I have to. A completely dysfunctional government department that has contributed to the fracturing of our social fabric. And it has zero morals.
Eighty students from Gaza, who have overcome unbelievable obstacles to get a place at UK universities, unable to take them up due to the UK Home Office disgracefully putting even more obstacles in their place.

www.thetimes.com/article/2a7d...
Living in Gaza, accepted to Cambridge — blocked by Home Office
Young Palestinians overcome unimaginable challenges just to apply to university, only for the British government to make unfeasible visa demands
www.thetimes.com
August 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM