punished beefart
@beefart.bsky.social
Recovering lawyer, 1x Jeopardy aspirant, metalhead, goblin dad, free Palestine
Then: “The wife of Caesar must be beyond reproach”
Now: “Barbarians are at the gates and we don’t have the luxury to be upset about Caesar’s wife fucking a kid”
Now: “Barbarians are at the gates and we don’t have the luxury to be upset about Caesar’s wife fucking a kid”
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Then: “The wife of Caesar must be beyond reproach”
Now: “Barbarians are at the gates and we don’t have the luxury to be upset about Caesar’s wife fucking a kid”
Now: “Barbarians are at the gates and we don’t have the luxury to be upset about Caesar’s wife fucking a kid”
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Forcing every mainstream journalist to write a 50-60 page piece on "why PissPigGranddad was right and I was wrong"
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Forcing every mainstream journalist to write a 50-60 page piece on "why PissPigGranddad was right and I was wrong"
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If I tweaked an AI robot to say this I would immediately kill myself to end the shame.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If I tweaked an AI robot to say this I would immediately kill myself to end the shame.
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donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
donald trump is a pedophile
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I don't want to directly quote tweet but there are apparently still people who think the US is somehow only "indirectly" involved in the genocide in Gaza. We've spent probably $50+ billion to make sure it happens! American soldiers have killed and died making sure it continues!
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I don't want to directly quote tweet but there are apparently still people who think the US is somehow only "indirectly" involved in the genocide in Gaza. We've spent probably $50+ billion to make sure it happens! American soldiers have killed and died making sure it continues!
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trump will go on tv and say stuff like “Matter can exist in four different states: liquid, gas, plasma, or solid. And I believe poo is the solid state of pee while pee is the liquid state of poo.” And the press will lend—yep, you guessed it—credence
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
trump will go on tv and say stuff like “Matter can exist in four different states: liquid, gas, plasma, or solid. And I believe poo is the solid state of pee while pee is the liquid state of poo.” And the press will lend—yep, you guessed it—credence
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folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
folks, this is your captain speaking with an update on our arrival: air traffic control has gone home and they have rolled up the runways. the runways are gone. they were mats the whole time. but I want you all to know that it’s ok. to be white
My money is on at least one collaborator, if not a member of the administration, being eaten by the mob, Johan de Witt style
Breaking News: The Trump administration told states to undo any steps to provide full food stamp benefits to low-income families, threatening financial penalties if the states do not comply. It was unclear how that would affect the program.
Trump Live Updates: Airport and SNAP Benefit Disruptions Amid Shutdown
nyti.ms
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My money is on at least one collaborator, if not a member of the administration, being eaten by the mob, Johan de Witt style
Metal Gear Solid: Oafwalker
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Metal Gear Solid: Oafwalker
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jesus christ this is brutal
starts at like 1:38 and i think i will make a transcript
starts at like 1:38 and i think i will make a transcript
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
jesus christ this is brutal
starts at like 1:38 and i think i will make a transcript
starts at like 1:38 and i think i will make a transcript
We are so fuckin back people
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
We are so fuckin back people
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every single conservative commentator complaining about the rise of nick fuentes is responsible for the rise of nick fuentes
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every single conservative commentator complaining about the rise of nick fuentes is responsible for the rise of nick fuentes
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Jeffrey T. Childrape, pastor and billionaire has died at 99 today surrounded by his family in Plano Texas, he will be remembered for advocating beheading single moms and ending childcare programs, he got his start coincidentally around the time of desegregation
Me: he fucked around and found out
Me: he fucked around and found out
August 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Jeffrey T. Childrape, pastor and billionaire has died at 99 today surrounded by his family in Plano Texas, he will be remembered for advocating beheading single moms and ending childcare programs, he got his start coincidentally around the time of desegregation
Me: he fucked around and found out
Me: he fucked around and found out
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November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Israel killed at least 104 people in Gaza, including 46 children, in overnight strikes on the Palestinian territory.
The attacks came after Israel claimed its soldiers came under attack by Hamas militants, though the group denied responsibility.
The attacks came after Israel claimed its soldiers came under attack by Hamas militants, though the group denied responsibility.
October 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Israel killed at least 104 people in Gaza, including 46 children, in overnight strikes on the Palestinian territory.
The attacks came after Israel claimed its soldiers came under attack by Hamas militants, though the group denied responsibility.
The attacks came after Israel claimed its soldiers came under attack by Hamas militants, though the group denied responsibility.
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Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
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still kinda shocked elon murdered the billionaire sister in law to Mitch McConnell and it was a nothingburger
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
still kinda shocked elon murdered the billionaire sister in law to Mitch McConnell and it was a nothingburger
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
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October 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...