You couldn’t waterboard me into saying those words, holy shit

God willing he loses the primary and his trial in 2026 and rots in jail the rest of his life

Cuellar is clownishly corrupt scum who desperately needs a primary after Jessica Cisneros came within 300 votes of winning back in 2022

Forcing every mainstream journalist to write a 50-60 page piece on "why PissPigGranddad was right and I was wrong"

Fire him into (edited to not violate Bsky TOS) the Phoenix Suns

Best “go” in metal is the intro of At The Gates - Slaughter of the Soul.

getting rejected on a job application because they cross-referenced my leaked 23&Me data and found that I am descended from the male line of Rogier le Cochon-Baisseur (d. 1067), the famed Norman pigfucker referenced in the Domesday Book, and I apparently have the physiognomic profile of a pigfucker

I have a suggestion:

Something something nominative determinism

And the courts will let him, further proving that the judiciary is irreparable and needs to be completely overhauled

Hoping he flees from New York in it after losing and the whole thing is televised

Jeffrey T. Childrape, pastor and billionaire has died at 99 today surrounded by his family in Plano Texas, he will be remembered for advocating beheading single moms and ending childcare programs, he got his start coincidentally around the time of desegregation

Me: he fucked around and found out