punished beefart
@beefart.bsky.social
Recovering lawyer, 1x Jeopardy aspirant, metalhead, goblin dad, free Palestine
I have a suggestion:
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I have a suggestion:
Happy birthday tools
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Happy birthday tools
Guys what the fuck do I do in this part… if I Lergevhtiepsappe the guy headshots me and Guwht dads the HVAC system’s clone turns into an old timey cartoon bomb and crashes my game. Trying really hard to like this game y’all.
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Guys what the fuck do I do in this part… if I Lergevhtiepsappe the guy headshots me and Guwht dads the HVAC system’s clone turns into an old timey cartoon bomb and crashes my game. Trying really hard to like this game y’all.
Extremely dated/esoteric reference but I’m getting big 🎵now I’m in your ass yeah!🎵 vibes from that picture.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Extremely dated/esoteric reference but I’m getting big 🎵now I’m in your ass yeah!🎵 vibes from that picture.
Official cause of death betting pool:
October 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Official cause of death betting pool:
David Simon’s opinions frequently reflect the Duality of Man but I 100% agree with him in this interview with Ari Shapiro on AI
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
David Simon’s opinions frequently reflect the Duality of Man but I 100% agree with him in this interview with Ari Shapiro on AI
I like how she jumps on the dog like Legolas
October 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I like how she jumps on the dog like Legolas
Not to mention the fact that he has a racial slur in the worst Arabic font possible tattooed just under the Deus Vult one
September 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Not to mention the fact that he has a racial slur in the worst Arabic font possible tattooed just under the Deus Vult one
Found it, this was actually CNN reporting on psychological trauma that IDF soldiers endured in Gaza which led the co-driver of the bulldozer to kill himself.
September 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Found it, this was actually CNN reporting on psychological trauma that IDF soldiers endured in Gaza which led the co-driver of the bulldozer to kill himself.
I want to believe Kash Patel read this whole fuckin thing and his already crazy ass eyes got even wider
September 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I want to believe Kash Patel read this whole fuckin thing and his already crazy ass eyes got even wider
He’s like real-life Rabbi Bengsdorf from The Plot Against America
June 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
He’s like real-life Rabbi Bengsdorf from The Plot Against America
Pete Hegseth right now
June 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Pete Hegseth right now
Dude has most definitely done this in real life
June 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dude has most definitely done this in real life
About halfway through Expedition 33 and I fucking swear if anything bad happens to mon ami Esquie I am going to lose my shit and probably uninstall on the spot.
May 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
About halfway through Expedition 33 and I fucking swear if anything bad happens to mon ami Esquie I am going to lose my shit and probably uninstall on the spot.
Seriously, take your dumb Louis CK looking gerontocrat ass the fuck out of here and don’t come back, preferably ever, or at least until you learn not to post embarrassing shit on here.
May 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Seriously, take your dumb Louis CK looking gerontocrat ass the fuck out of here and don’t come back, preferably ever, or at least until you learn not to post embarrassing shit on here.
Clearly wasn’t cyberbullied enough after the last time.
May 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Clearly wasn’t cyberbullied enough after the last time.
I was doing a dinosaur puzzle with my 3 y.o. yesterday and one of the dinosaurs featured was just named “Zby” on the instructions. Was convinced it was a misprint but lo and behold: Zby atlanticus
April 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I was doing a dinosaur puzzle with my 3 y.o. yesterday and one of the dinosaurs featured was just named “Zby” on the instructions. Was convinced it was a misprint but lo and behold: Zby atlanticus
breaking free of childhood conservative indoctrination is extremely based actually
March 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
breaking free of childhood conservative indoctrination is extremely based actually
pitt the younger bitch vibes
February 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
pitt the younger bitch vibes