Old Kentucky Shark
@becktionary.bsky.social
I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer. (he/him)
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Party Of Losers
COLUMN: “The way back for the Democratic Party is about how we work around what appears for some to be this immovable object, Trump and Trumpism,” @gavinnewsom.bsky.social tells our Jonathan Martin.
Read Martin’s column on how Newsom is well-positioned for the future of politics: politi.co/4o1i0rM
Read Martin’s column on how Newsom is well-positioned for the future of politics: politi.co/4o1i0rM
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Party Of Losers
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November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The portrait for Little Mac in the arcade version of Punch-Out! looks like RFK Jr. with a dye job
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The portrait for Little Mac in the arcade version of Punch-Out! looks like RFK Jr. with a dye job
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
It took all of my willpower not to type "protect ya neck" in chat for fear of being banned.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It took all of my willpower not to type "protect ya neck" in chat for fear of being banned.
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my first thought was wishing they would put lower incomes on this chart then i realized it's so bad they'd have to make the y axis logarithmic to make it readable
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
my first thought was wishing they would put lower incomes on this chart then i realized it's so bad they'd have to make the y axis logarithmic to make it readable
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
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DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)
June 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)
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Black Metal Without Distortion Is Just Surf Rock
YouTube video by Kevin Balke
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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_OAFING
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
_OAFING
Back in fall of 2024 I was at an amusement park waiting in line for a ride and I saw a kid that barely looked like he was old enough to vote wearing a shirt that said "I'm voting for the convicted felon" and it makes me wonder if/when we're going to get "I'm voting/voted for the known pedophile"
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Back in fall of 2024 I was at an amusement park waiting in line for a ride and I saw a kid that barely looked like he was old enough to vote wearing a shirt that said "I'm voting for the convicted felon" and it makes me wonder if/when we're going to get "I'm voting/voted for the known pedophile"
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Man James Bond got married and his wife was killed within minutes of the ceremony and it's only been referenced like twice since, and he kills Blofeld twice(!) for it. No one will give a single shit about continuity if you just make a good Bond movie.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Man James Bond got married and his wife was killed within minutes of the ceremony and it's only been referenced like twice since, and he kills Blofeld twice(!) for it. No one will give a single shit about continuity if you just make a good Bond movie.
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All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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This is the future leftists want
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is the future leftists want
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In a motel doing a podcast?
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
In a motel doing a podcast?
When I'm in any retail location my sole wish is to be like the Oldest House in Control; to be perceived by someone only if I want them to perceive me.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When I'm in any retail location my sole wish is to be like the Oldest House in Control; to be perceived by someone only if I want them to perceive me.