Old Kentucky Shark
@becktionary.bsky.social
I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer. (he/him)
*Artie, the strongest man in the world, voice*: Your flares are useless against me!
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*Artie, the strongest man in the world, voice*: Your flares are useless against me!
Skate added a dance inspired by Elaine's little kicks dance in their first season, something Fortnite hasn't managed to do in nearly a decade. Pack it up, Fortniteailures.
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Skate added a dance inspired by Elaine's little kicks dance in their first season, something Fortnite hasn't managed to do in nearly a decade. Pack it up, Fortniteailures.
Every time Jay Leno shows up to give his thoughts on literally anything
September 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Every time Jay Leno shows up to give his thoughts on literally anything