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Old Kentucky Shark
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I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer. (he/him)
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November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
WRT last repost: I still think fondly of Battlefield 1942 where the Anti-Tank class only had a knife, a pistol & a bazooka that did 0 splash damage, had huge projectile drop & was slow as hell but could 1-shot medium tanks if you got behind them. You had to really pick your fights & it was still fun
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
mfw I read most posts
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Count your blessings.
@theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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interrupting your doomscrolling to give you this drawing of rick enjoying a piece of cheese.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fun fact, in Canada Little Caesars doesn't use "Pizza Pizza" because Pizza Pizza is the name of a Canadian pizza chain.
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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*Robert stack voice*
“one, eight-seven-seven, poop, nine-one-one”
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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beach, boardwalk to west, ocean city, new jersey, 1978
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I recently got an older monitor and it has the most amazing OSD settings menu I've ever seen. Look at them!!!
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Party Of Losers
COLUMN: “The way back for the Democratic Party is about how we work around what appears for some to be this immovable object, Trump and Trumpism,” @gavinnewsom.bsky.social tells our Jonathan Martin.

Read Martin’s column on how Newsom is well-positioned for the future of politics: politi.co/4o1i0rM
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The portrait for Little Mac in the arcade version of Punch-Out! looks like RFK Jr. with a dye job
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It took all of my willpower not to type "protect ya neck" in chat for fear of being banned.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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my first thought was wishing they would put lower incomes on this chart then i realized it's so bad they'd have to make the y axis logarithmic to make it readable
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM