Weel
@bearshoesfive.bsky.social
He/They
Chronically online since 2008
Chronically online since 2008
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Gilded
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Gilded
Broke: brat is about doing cocaine
Woke: brat is about charli’s human experiences, emotions, and the chapters of her life since her last album expressed through electronic music and also it’s about cocaine
Bespoke: brat is a retelling of Dante’s Inferni for queer people and cocaine
Woke: brat is about charli’s human experiences, emotions, and the chapters of her life since her last album expressed through electronic music and also it’s about cocaine
Bespoke: brat is a retelling of Dante’s Inferni for queer people and cocaine
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Broke: brat is about doing cocaine
Woke: brat is about charli’s human experiences, emotions, and the chapters of her life since her last album expressed through electronic music and also it’s about cocaine
Bespoke: brat is a retelling of Dante’s Inferni for queer people and cocaine
Woke: brat is about charli’s human experiences, emotions, and the chapters of her life since her last album expressed through electronic music and also it’s about cocaine
Bespoke: brat is a retelling of Dante’s Inferni for queer people and cocaine
Hacking into my friend’s neuralink and queueing up the Good Eats intro music 666 times
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Hacking into my friend’s neuralink and queueing up the Good Eats intro music 666 times
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
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February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Suspicious Files to Look For:
update.exe in temp folders (SHA256: a511be5164dc1122fb5a7daa3eef9467e43d8458425b15a640235796006590c9)
BluetoothService.exe (renamed Bitdefender binary used for DLL sideloading)
log.dll (malicious DLL)
update.exe in temp folders (SHA256: a511be5164dc1122fb5a7daa3eef9467e43d8458425b15a640235796006590c9)
BluetoothService.exe (renamed Bitdefender binary used for DLL sideloading)
log.dll (malicious DLL)
Popular open-source coding application targeted in Chinese-linked supply-chain attack reut.rs/4tjoINO
Popular open-source coding application targeted in Chinese-linked supply-chain attack
A Chinese-linked cyberespionage group with a long history hijacked the update process for the popular code editing platform Notepad++ to deliver a custom backdoor and other malware to targeted users, the program's developer and cybersecurity researchers said on Monday.
reut.rs
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Suspicious Files to Look For:
update.exe in temp folders (SHA256: a511be5164dc1122fb5a7daa3eef9467e43d8458425b15a640235796006590c9)
BluetoothService.exe (renamed Bitdefender binary used for DLL sideloading)
log.dll (malicious DLL)
update.exe in temp folders (SHA256: a511be5164dc1122fb5a7daa3eef9467e43d8458425b15a640235796006590c9)
BluetoothService.exe (renamed Bitdefender binary used for DLL sideloading)
log.dll (malicious DLL)
Gonna pop that mf Pennsylvania gopher in the air fryer at 400 for 20-25 minutes shaking half way through
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Gonna pop that mf Pennsylvania gopher in the air fryer at 400 for 20-25 minutes shaking half way through
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
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Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Y’all wanna see bots try to throw a dead body over a wall
If I was that kid from Blue Prince and I inherited that place, the first thing I would do is put that hatin ass fortune teller machine on Facebook Marketplace for $15.
February 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
If I was that kid from Blue Prince and I inherited that place, the first thing I would do is put that hatin ass fortune teller machine on Facebook Marketplace for $15.
Sex On Fire goes crazy when played in a crowded dentist’s waiting room.
January 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Sex On Fire goes crazy when played in a crowded dentist’s waiting room.
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posting a lot about how the giant ice army is going to to be intimidating people at polling places is 1000% more effective than anything ice will ever do
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 AM
posting a lot about how the giant ice army is going to to be intimidating people at polling places is 1000% more effective than anything ice will ever do
I’m so fucking sick of Windows 11
January 28, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I’m so fucking sick of Windows 11
Playing puzzle games can be hard. Making up puzzle games is harder.
January 26, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Playing puzzle games can be hard. Making up puzzle games is harder.
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the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now
Not often you see a creature and go “what the fucking fuck is that???” But this is a Fossa. It’s what the lemurs were terrified of in Madagascar (the movie with Ben Stiller as a lion and the real island).
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Not often you see a creature and go “what the fucking fuck is that???” But this is a Fossa. It’s what the lemurs were terrified of in Madagascar (the movie with Ben Stiller as a lion and the real island).
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The real “domestic terrorists” are in the White House.
The victim, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, was reportedly a law abiding US citizen & an ICU nurse at the VA. He was licensed to carry a firearm.
Trump & Miller are responsible for his killing & are now lying to the American people.
The victim, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, was reportedly a law abiding US citizen & an ICU nurse at the VA. He was licensed to carry a firearm.
Trump & Miller are responsible for his killing & are now lying to the American people.
Another brutal killing by Trump’s ICE agents.
Trump, Vance, Noem, Miller, & the whole morally depraved crew have blood on their hands. These killings are happening at their direction. They must be held accountable.
Congress must cut-off funding for these heinous acts NOW!
Trump, Vance, Noem, Miller, & the whole morally depraved crew have blood on their hands. These killings are happening at their direction. They must be held accountable.
Congress must cut-off funding for these heinous acts NOW!
January 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The real “domestic terrorists” are in the White House.
The victim, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, was reportedly a law abiding US citizen & an ICU nurse at the VA. He was licensed to carry a firearm.
Trump & Miller are responsible for his killing & are now lying to the American people.
The victim, Alex Jeffrey Pretti, was reportedly a law abiding US citizen & an ICU nurse at the VA. He was licensed to carry a firearm.
Trump & Miller are responsible for his killing & are now lying to the American people.
"I know that the people who give a fuck about what I say have some level of money invested in AI stock so make the headline very clear that they need to have their employees find a reason to use it or else we are fucked."
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"I know that the people who give a fuck about what I say have some level of money invested in AI stock so make the headline very clear that they need to have their employees find a reason to use it or else we are fucked."
There’s a walkout today????
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
There’s a walkout today????
hooooly fuck this thread
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 12:58 PM
hooooly fuck this thread