Weel
@bearshoesfive.bsky.social
He/They
Chronically online since 2008
Chronically online since 2008
Do you guys think she will like it
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Do you guys think she will like it
I was kinda meh about collecting records until I found a seemingly unplayed Freewheelin’ at an antique mall hidden away.
October 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I was kinda meh about collecting records until I found a seemingly unplayed Freewheelin’ at an antique mall hidden away.
The DC subreddit is literally the funniest shit ever
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The DC subreddit is literally the funniest shit ever
It’s almost that time of year
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s almost that time of year
They say that black cats are bad luck but if you give them a little treat it actually converts into good luck.
August 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
They say that black cats are bad luck but if you give them a little treat it actually converts into good luck.
She meowed at me to show her the sick trick she did with the soft food container
July 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
She meowed at me to show her the sick trick she did with the soft food container
This one might be my fault
July 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This one might be my fault
Can't even talk to friends about comic book movies man people are so cooked from social media.
July 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Can't even talk to friends about comic book movies man people are so cooked from social media.
This fucking moron held her breathe at the vet today and made it extremely difficult for her blood to be drawn
July 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This fucking moron held her breathe at the vet today and made it extremely difficult for her blood to be drawn
Chat are you thinking what I’m thinking
June 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Chat are you thinking what I’m thinking
Do you guys think my wife will like all the little trinkets I found for her at the beach?
May 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Do you guys think my wife will like all the little trinkets I found for her at the beach?
Wtf you mean free?? They got them shits outside for free.
May 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wtf you mean free?? They got them shits outside for free.
Oh no! You aren’t dating??? 😔😔😔 you aren’t putting yourself in the dating pool???? 😱😱😱 that’s so sad. I can’t believe that you are afraid to date and therefore won’t go on any dates with any women. That’s just terrible 🫢🫢🤯
May 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh no! You aren’t dating??? 😔😔😔 you aren’t putting yourself in the dating pool???? 😱😱😱 that’s so sad. I can’t believe that you are afraid to date and therefore won’t go on any dates with any women. That’s just terrible 🫢🫢🤯
No shit dude I can only hold this for 60 seconds
April 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
No shit dude I can only hold this for 60 seconds
Imprisoned between two planes
April 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Imprisoned between two planes
Opening and reading notebooks that are 5+ years old goes crazy because you get the ultimate feeling of “what the fuck was I cooking?”
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Opening and reading notebooks that are 5+ years old goes crazy because you get the ultimate feeling of “what the fuck was I cooking?”
It’s not uncommon for me to find peanut shells at the top of my stairs and now I know why.
March 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It’s not uncommon for me to find peanut shells at the top of my stairs and now I know why.
How it feels to go to bed knowing that you have like 3 meals already handled by leftovers
February 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
How it feels to go to bed knowing that you have like 3 meals already handled by leftovers
She’s like a fucked up pokemon
January 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
She’s like a fucked up pokemon
