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Bryan Evans
@bcevans.bsky.social
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel my moment, drawing way outside the lines
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January 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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This is grotesque. We shouldn’t look away.
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Well done, sir
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Reposting for the people with normal sleep schedules
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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what is there to even say at this point
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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from @theonion.com print edition
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
January 3, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Bit of a deep cut and doesn’t quite work as well, but since I learned about it recently…

The Essenes to the Pharisees and Sadducees:
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
*ahem* Khalcheezi
A CHEEZ-IT DRAGON
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Learned something new this evening. Unlike honey, maple syrup needs to be refrigerated after opening and can spoil. Never would’ve thought.
a man with a beard is wearing a green robin hood hat
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a green robin hood hat
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Gig them
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I wrote about @mattbrown.bsky.social’s cool little Athletic Director Simulator game in Feb. 2024. It’s fun! I stink at it, but that’s true of most video games. defector.com/ever-dream-o...
December 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My first post for GBH back in the day was a guest post that “inspired” an article in the WSJ a few weeks later. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. Sorry @mattbrown.bsky.social.
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
December 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We’re not changing the chicken coop, we’re just changing how to get in and out by removing the fence, correct?

Yep
Kav: we're not changing these agencies, we're just changing how officials can be fired, correct?

Sauer: yep
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Imagine if they put those cotton white toilet seat covers in a truck stop bathroom near a large oil and gas development or construction site. It’d be like the HitchBOT equivalent of trying to make it through Philly.
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Got a case of dynamite
I could hold out here all night
Yes I crossed my old man back in Oregon
Don't take me alive
he had that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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dudes rock
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM