daniel jones 🌁
@teamdanjones.com
bartender. tarot collector. anti-zionist.
www.teamdanjones.com/tarot
www.teamdanjones.com/tarot
Pinned
daniel jones 🌁
@teamdanjones.com
· Oct 15
*pins this post to my profile*
Rory Gallagher - I Fall Apart (live): www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXiI...
Rory Gallagher - I Fall Apart (Pop 2 Paris, France 1971)
YouTube video by Rory Gallagher
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Rory Gallagher - I Fall Apart (live): www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXiI...
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
The best part about this is how genuinely wounded he looked. You should feel bad you dumb fuck.
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The best part about this is how genuinely wounded he looked. You should feel bad you dumb fuck.
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
They managed to both sides something video taped from 4 different angles
"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
They managed to both sides something video taped from 4 different angles
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday.
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
www.404media.co
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday.
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
what the fuck do you mean “the bait”
Governor Walz says he's prepared to deploy the Minnesota National Guard if protests become violent in reaction to ICE fatally shooting a woman in Minneapolis.
"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
what the fuck do you mean “the bait”
criticism of stranger things season 5 can really be out there. i keep seeing the term “plot hole” thrown around loosely.
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
criticism of stranger things season 5 can really be out there. i keep seeing the term “plot hole” thrown around loosely.
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
I realize this will never happen, but during these press conferences, when he says something idiotic like the insane-asylum thing, I just wish somebody would respond, “What the fuck are you talking about?”
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I realize this will never happen, but during these press conferences, when he says something idiotic like the insane-asylum thing, I just wish somebody would respond, “What the fuck are you talking about?”
simply insane how dumb it all is
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
simply insane how dumb it all is
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
Trump: The military is ready to launch a second attack if Venezuela doesn't start making money for U.S. oil companies fast enough www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Trump: The military is ready to launch a second attack if Venezuela doesn't start making money for U.S. oil companies fast enough www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
crazy that airbnb keeps using that scrotum as their logo after all these years
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
crazy that airbnb keeps using that scrotum as their logo after all these years
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
kidnapped. the word is kidnapped
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
kidnapped. the word is kidnapped
just found out what happens when the ceo of the onion reskeets your post
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
just found out what happens when the ceo of the onion reskeets your post
RIP, Isiah Whitlock Jr
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
RIP, Isiah Whitlock Jr
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
truly one of the geniuses of posting
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
Reposted by daniel jones 🌁
Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
Possible California Wealth Tax Causes Billionaire Freakout: Page, Thiel Threaten To Leave
“California is on a path to self-destruction,” wrote Bill Ackman, joining opposition to a tax proposal alongside Google’s cofounder and more.
www.forbes.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Despite threats, billionaires don't leave the largest population centers, because it's where there is the most money to be had from the collective value generated by human beings, and despite what they insist, they don't generate wealth; they collect it.