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daniel jones 🌁
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bartender. tarot collector. anti-zionist.
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well that’s annoying
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*looking at some of the most american shit you've ever seen* this is profoundly anti-american shit
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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While there are often some ethical issues with making free PDFs of paywalled content, in this case it seems entirely justifiable, given the author, the subject, and the journalistic imperative to provide the widest possible audience for the verb "Michael Wolffed"

gofile.io/d/Ap4v35
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I've seen this image enough now that I feel like I should point out it's fake.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
They Might Be Giants - Fingertips: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FkI...
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
if you aren’t talking about bringing elon musk and jeff bezos, among others, to a guillotine, then i’m not interested in what you’re saying. get rid of them and NATIONALIZE 👏🏻 THEIR 👏🏻 ASSETS 👏🏻
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i'm a wierdo
what the hell am i doing here
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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America putting most of its eggs in the generative AI basket, China going hard into green tech. When history looks back on this period, someone is going to look awfully stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Israel cannot break ceasefires, they can only “test“ them by killing dozens of people
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
good riddance.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
boomers sure love to run up a $70 to $90 bill and set down a two dollar bill for tip and call it “lucky.”
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Imagine your take being that Holocaust education is bad because it's taught young people that genocide is always wrong no matter who the perpetrators are
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Her first film will be g rated
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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your movement has to be like 8 levels removed from reality to think that some of the starving kids in gaza also having serious medical conditions makes Israel look better. it's completely insane. they just think because it's an additional fact it's somehow exonerating.
Jewish Federations applauds Olivia Reingold, a staff writer at Bari Weiss's Free Press, as she victory laps her (ghoulish and erroneous) reporting that some of the children Israel was starving to death and denying medical aid to in Gaza had pre-existing conditions.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the room full of people chattering their teeth in LEGION is one of the creepiest, and coolest, things ever
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
israel is easily the only country on the planet that can bomb a refugee camp with absolutely no repercussions. actually, i take that back.... the united states could probably do it, too.
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
i'd totally book a trip to NY to see this
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM