Bionic Woman
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careening around having Situations.
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it's really funny that trump was given the gift of machado, an ultra right wing maniac who would likely be loyal to him and who also has the unearned respect of international elites, but he's giving it away because his baby brain is jealous of her award
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
it's really funny that trump was given the gift of machado, an ultra right wing maniac who would likely be loyal to him and who also has the unearned respect of international elites, but he's giving it away because his baby brain is jealous of her award
Celebratory ear cleaning
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Celebratory ear cleaning
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A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
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i don't even care if the sources are right, this is canon now
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
i don't even care if the sources are right, this is canon now
WITNESS ME: I managed to shave a full half hour off our drive time even accounting for pit stops and getting stuck in traffic for 45min in Maryland, so we got home two minutes before the ETA we started with when we left Tennessee this morning.
I am a highway queen
I am a highway queen
January 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
WITNESS ME: I managed to shave a full half hour off our drive time even accounting for pit stops and getting stuck in traffic for 45min in Maryland, so we got home two minutes before the ETA we started with when we left Tennessee this morning.
I am a highway queen
I am a highway queen
Chicago Pope has the opportunity to do a very funny thing
I am once again asking the Pope to consider excommunicating JD Vance
Pope Leo called for Venezuela to remain an independent nation and said he was following developments after the United States' toppling of President Nicolas Maduro with a "soul full of concern" on Sunday. For @reuters.com:
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Chicago Pope has the opportunity to do a very funny thing
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The amount of “this is clearly about oil” posting across all platforms as story after story comes out where the oil industry is saying that the oil isn’t worth extracting is making me feel a little insane
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The amount of “this is clearly about oil” posting across all platforms as story after story comes out where the oil industry is saying that the oil isn’t worth extracting is making me feel a little insane
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Somehow, there’s still ALWAYS a tweet.
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Somehow, there’s still ALWAYS a tweet.
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Really good time to develop a satisfying personal life. Lean way into a hobby or project that requires busywork or two hands or lots of undivided attention
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Really good time to develop a satisfying personal life. Lean way into a hobby or project that requires busywork or two hands or lots of undivided attention
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Happy birthday!!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Happy birthday!!!!!
Stopped for gas at a Bucees in Knoxville and man I wish people still didn't know about this place
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Stopped for gas at a Bucees in Knoxville and man I wish people still didn't know about this place
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1) Service members have an ethical obligation to disobey unethical orders. That's what having ethics MEANS.
2) There is no legal get out of jail free card for this. You have to make the choice and deal with the consequences.
3) The more rank you have, the more my attitude to 2) is "tough shit."
2) There is no legal get out of jail free card for this. You have to make the choice and deal with the consequences.
3) The more rank you have, the more my attitude to 2) is "tough shit."
a bald man wearing glasses and a sweater is standing in front of a door .
Alt: Shrugs all around
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
1) Service members have an ethical obligation to disobey unethical orders. That's what having ethics MEANS.
2) There is no legal get out of jail free card for this. You have to make the choice and deal with the consequences.
3) The more rank you have, the more my attitude to 2) is "tough shit."
2) There is no legal get out of jail free card for this. You have to make the choice and deal with the consequences.
3) The more rank you have, the more my attitude to 2) is "tough shit."
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Made for walkin
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Made for walkin
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Worth noting the quoted source is one guy who is a consultant (not a capital allocator) and nobody is named from the broader list so it could be him, a random Chevron weenie, and 18 psychos from Palantir.
And there ya have it…
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Worth noting the quoted source is one guy who is a consultant (not a capital allocator) and nobody is named from the broader list so it could be him, a random Chevron weenie, and 18 psychos from Palantir.
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Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
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The attitude people have towards stocks now is so different than it was in the early 2010’s (when stocks were cheap). $MSFT had an ex-cash P/E ratio of 7-8x in 2011. Today you see people posting “Since stocks return 10%/year here’s how much you’ll have in 20 years.”
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The attitude people have towards stocks now is so different than it was in the early 2010’s (when stocks were cheap). $MSFT had an ex-cash P/E ratio of 7-8x in 2011. Today you see people posting “Since stocks return 10%/year here’s how much you’ll have in 20 years.”
Tennessee first thing in the morning really is a gorgeous drive
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Tennessee first thing in the morning really is a gorgeous drive
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Imagine, if you will, a world where elected officials got there when their most disaffected, burned out, loud mouthed former staffers told them to get there.
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Imagine, if you will, a world where elected officials got there when their most disaffected, burned out, loud mouthed former staffers told them to get there.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Not a firm rule, but many of God’s best posters keep one hand firmly ahold of the Counting Crows discography, maybe you should check them out again.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not a firm rule, but many of God’s best posters keep one hand firmly ahold of the Counting Crows discography, maybe you should check them out again.
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
finally, we're living through precedented times
The downside of driving 3pm-1230am is that my alarm is set for 6:15 and I am wide awake
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
The downside of driving 3pm-1230am is that my alarm is set for 6:15 and I am wide awake
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Even in the sense that it *is* about the oil, it's not about the oil. Trump doesn't want to build up US oil reserves or counter the Russians or even simply to make money off it. He wants the oil because to him oil is exciting, & vital, & American—our birthright!—the most tangible prize on offer.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Even in the sense that it *is* about the oil, it's not about the oil. Trump doesn't want to build up US oil reserves or counter the Russians or even simply to make money off it. He wants the oil because to him oil is exciting, & vital, & American—our birthright!—the most tangible prize on offer.