Bionic Woman
@batmansrobyn.bsky.social
careening around having Situations.
Alright we're in Montreal, please pray for me and my mediocre college 203 French language skills
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Alright we're in Montreal, please pray for me and my mediocre college 203 French language skills
Upstate NY really is pretty
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Upstate NY really is pretty
Idk man if I was a Young Republican I would not be calling ICE on my heavily armed rich-ish future donor base but otoh it's not the worst way to radicalize the Shitty Deer Lease Uncles of the world
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
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November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Idk man if I was a Young Republican I would not be calling ICE on my heavily armed rich-ish future donor base but otoh it's not the worst way to radicalize the Shitty Deer Lease Uncles of the world
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people are being very flip about the possible harms of getting rid of the filibuster *right now* in a way that imo undermines the core case that the Republic is in special peril. it's clearly all downside until 2027 even if you grant electoral backlash! Dems can't have a trifecta until 2029!
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
people are being very flip about the possible harms of getting rid of the filibuster *right now* in a way that imo undermines the core case that the Republic is in special peril. it's clearly all downside until 2027 even if you grant electoral backlash! Dems can't have a trifecta until 2029!
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also:
our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.
a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player
www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.
a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player
www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
also:
our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.
a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player
www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.
a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player
www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
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I guess phones don't give you simple shapes like lines so here's some random flat line item used to show how terrible the spacing is on this, look at the difference between the D and the R to the little swirly separators
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I guess phones don't give you simple shapes like lines so here's some random flat line item used to show how terrible the spacing is on this, look at the difference between the D and the R to the little swirly separators
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
These takes are fun because mostly they tell you which white people have never met a working cowboy
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
These takes are fun because mostly they tell you which white people have never met a working cowboy
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None of the men have any ass either, show was made before we crossed the 1998 J-Lo Rubicon from assless nation to be-assed republic
The craziest thing about Miami Vice in hindsight is none of the women have any ass. Maybe its the cocaine 80s but they are all skinny with no ass.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
None of the men have any ass either, show was made before we crossed the 1998 J-Lo Rubicon from assless nation to be-assed republic
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what do the septics call em? kitchen table issues? new one just dropped
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
what do the septics call em? kitchen table issues? new one just dropped
Wtf is going on out there that the cotton industry is running sponcon about washing your sheets
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Wtf is going on out there that the cotton industry is running sponcon about washing your sheets
My dude made me a cake then we realized we didn't have any candles in the house lmao
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My dude made me a cake then we realized we didn't have any candles in the house lmao
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
My extremely offline dude just asked me to explain the correct order in which he should read the components of a bsky joke.
I will protect this man at quite literally all costs
I will protect this man at quite literally all costs
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My extremely offline dude just asked me to explain the correct order in which he should read the components of a bsky joke.
I will protect this man at quite literally all costs
I will protect this man at quite literally all costs
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Guys its really just this simple
Fucking feels good and power feels better
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Guys its really just this simple
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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The secret third thing is that weirdos who are obsessed with breeding a master race are frequently also pedophiles.
Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics
It seems like all of the rich and powerful people around him patronizingly tolerated the race science stuff (“he has such an inquisitive and childlike mind”) in order to get access to his harem of underage sex slaves
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The secret third thing is that weirdos who are obsessed with breeding a master race are frequently also pedophiles.
I took the day off because why not and instead of wallowing in luxurious decadence I have decided to tackle the Laundry Situation currently haunting my guest room, because I am apparently now turning into my mother
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I took the day off because why not and instead of wallowing in luxurious decadence I have decided to tackle the Laundry Situation currently haunting my guest room, because I am apparently now turning into my mother
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Tired: She was just riffing on a Johnny Cash lyric and they should have caught that and let it slide.
Wired: Bluesky was right to suspend Sarah Kendzior for what she said.
Inspired: Everybody should block Sarah Kendzior for being a doomer cognitohazard and then none of this matters.
Wired: Bluesky was right to suspend Sarah Kendzior for what she said.
Inspired: Everybody should block Sarah Kendzior for being a doomer cognitohazard and then none of this matters.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Tired: She was just riffing on a Johnny Cash lyric and they should have caught that and let it slide.
Wired: Bluesky was right to suspend Sarah Kendzior for what she said.
Inspired: Everybody should block Sarah Kendzior for being a doomer cognitohazard and then none of this matters.
Wired: Bluesky was right to suspend Sarah Kendzior for what she said.
Inspired: Everybody should block Sarah Kendzior for being a doomer cognitohazard and then none of this matters.
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will Mamdani be the first anti-Lutheran mayor of NYC?
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
will Mamdani be the first anti-Lutheran mayor of NYC?
Shitting on Kim Kardashian for failing the bar exam is lame. Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama also both failed the bar exam, who cares.
There are so many worse things someone could be doing with their billions than going to law school for funsies and getting really into prison reform.
There are so many worse things someone could be doing with their billions than going to law school for funsies and getting really into prison reform.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Shitting on Kim Kardashian for failing the bar exam is lame. Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama also both failed the bar exam, who cares.
There are so many worse things someone could be doing with their billions than going to law school for funsies and getting really into prison reform.
There are so many worse things someone could be doing with their billions than going to law school for funsies and getting really into prison reform.
In March while I was still on crutches, my husband and I went to a nice dinner for our anniversary. Walking back to our car I said, "I'm getting pretty nimble on these things" and as the last word left my mouth I put a crutch down wrong and ate shit in the parking lot in front of several people
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
In March while I was still on crutches, my husband and I went to a nice dinner for our anniversary. Walking back to our car I said, "I'm getting pretty nimble on these things" and as the last word left my mouth I put a crutch down wrong and ate shit in the parking lot in front of several people
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Yes there's a lot of denial, but I've seen it: when it snaps, it snaps hard.
"Powerful men covered up child sex abuse" isn't outlandish when you've seen that happen in church, boy scouts, school athletics, and every other social pillar of your conservative middle-class life in the past few decades.
"Powerful men covered up child sex abuse" isn't outlandish when you've seen that happen in church, boy scouts, school athletics, and every other social pillar of your conservative middle-class life in the past few decades.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yes there's a lot of denial, but I've seen it: when it snaps, it snaps hard.
"Powerful men covered up child sex abuse" isn't outlandish when you've seen that happen in church, boy scouts, school athletics, and every other social pillar of your conservative middle-class life in the past few decades.
"Powerful men covered up child sex abuse" isn't outlandish when you've seen that happen in church, boy scouts, school athletics, and every other social pillar of your conservative middle-class life in the past few decades.
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If 50-year mortgages really served borrowers’ and lenders’ needs well under American conditions, you would have already seen serious attempts to develop them as a voluntary market product.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If 50-year mortgages really served borrowers’ and lenders’ needs well under American conditions, you would have already seen serious attempts to develop them as a voluntary market product.
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People hate Waymo because it's proving that driving automation can be real, but they are so het up to hate it that they don't realize: the way Waymo is proving this technology is real also proves that it has very serious limitations, and won't simply scale universally like cars or phones.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
People hate Waymo because it's proving that driving automation can be real, but they are so het up to hate it that they don't realize: the way Waymo is proving this technology is real also proves that it has very serious limitations, and won't simply scale universally like cars or phones.