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Bionic Woman
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careening around having Situations.
Exactly. I'm tired of the schtick, the worst thing this woman has ever actually done in her entire life is be kind of annoying on TV and having shitty taste in men. How dare this bitch with a famous lawyer dad have the audacity to think that going to school is a valuable use of her time and money 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Her and at least 15% of the random normies that she took it with I'm sure lol
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I passed the bar exam on the first try and didn't actually study that hard. I would trade that in a literal heartbeat for any random little chunk of the Kardashian business empire. I'm gonna work til I'm dead and my total lifetime earnings will be like six months of dividends to them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This post is catnip to me, tell me your problemsn
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Honorable mention: went to dinner once in college with my best friend and we split a massive ice cream sundae before going to the grocery store. Complaining about how full I was after the store, I said, "it's fine, my pants still fit." Bent down for something and my jeans split right up the ass
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Fortunately Tim Tebow is uniquely well positioned to help you transition into a b2b SaaS after disastrous failure in a previous unrelated career
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tim Tebow is passionate about two things: Jesus Christ and b2b SaaS
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Bionic Woman
People hate Waymo because it's proving that driving automation can be real, but they are so het up to hate it that they don't realize: the way Waymo is proving this technology is real also proves that it has very serious limitations, and won't simply scale universally like cars or phones.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Every so often I'm like "maybe I'm the problem, maybe I DO hate whimsy" and I'm right. turns out I actually do really fucking hate Whimsy®
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh man I didn't even THINK about including my phone, or my shoes! These pajamas are actually $100 if you add in the cost of my slippers smh how could I forget
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Zero because they freak me the fuck out
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I admittedly wear a lot of jewelry but if we're talking just the stuff I wear daily (wedding set, watch, necklace stack) probably adds up to like 6-7k acquired between the ages of 13 and 32 haha
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Meanwhile my tacky ass was like, "counting the Rolex is cheating"
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We picked a great weekend to go to Montreal lol
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My husband has been playing the last several seasons and it's been a really great source of conversation too because we're strong in different categories. Like, apparently I married a geography wizard?
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's fun though because it means in addition to my actual opponent, I'm playing a constant game with myself where I actually know the answer but can't figure out why and then talk myself out of it because SURELY that can't be right so I Logic and Reason myself into a wrong answer because I'm stupid
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM