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A group of children is called a migraine
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tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals
July 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
June 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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We won! The AC Hotel allowed ICE to stay there, and we showed up in protest and the hotel management then asked ICE to leave! #Pasadena #Protest #NoICE cc: @maddow.msnbc.com
June 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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So glad to see that cursive writing isn't a lost skill after all.

#WestAdams
June 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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every day now it’s like a bad snl sketch fucked a black mirror episode while an entire season of veep watched from the cuck chair
May 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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lol
May 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Did you know that when your local rural hospital shuts down because of the Medicaid cuts, the 75-mile drive to the nearest one that isn't shut down is still 75 miles no matter how good your insurance is?
May 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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We got Bruce Springsteen and they got Kid Rock. We are not the same!
May 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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A haiku, but it’s actually 17 syllables in 3 trench coats.
May 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Taking a bribe in a very public way doesn't mean you aren't corrupt, it means your corruption is shameless.
May 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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If South Africa is a sovereign nation, how are we able to send our own planes we paid for to transport white Afrikaners to the U.S., but simultaneously unable to send a plane to return Abrego Garcia et al?
May 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.
May 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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just call the motherfucking thing what it motherfucking is: wealthcare
May 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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My sexual awakening just so happened to coincide with the first time I saw Bugs Bunny in drag, and that probably explains an awful lot about why I am the way I am.
February 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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before i commit to friendship i need to see how many unread emails you have
May 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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reporter: what do you know about alcatraz?

trump: it’s in roku city. next question
May 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Donald Trump, who has a golden toilet, wants you to know you can get by with five pencils.
May 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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no thanks heaven i don’t want more life at the end of my life
May 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Motown implies the exsistence of Larrytown & Curlytown
April 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!
April 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Incredible satellite image of the 33 (!!!!) operational fossil fuel combustion engines at the site of Elon Musk's XAI data centre

“appalling that xAI would operate more than 30 methane gas turbines without any permits or any public oversight"
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www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
April 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM