Baron Von J
@baronvonj.bsky.social
A Texan who grew up as an expat. I play guitar, watch MLR and NHL, enjoy live music, travel, scuba/snorkeling, and snowboarding, and practice sarcasm. He/him
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Baron Von J
@baronvonj.bsky.social
· Jan 30
It's only a shitpost if it's from the Bluesky region of .social. Otherwise it's just sparkling butthole.
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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As high as I am, I'm not sure I should be watching this; even though I think that may have been the intent of the creators
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As high as I am, I'm not sure I should be watching this; even though I think that may have been the intent of the creators
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If I had an egg for every stick of ram I've thrown away in my life, I could time travel back to the beginning of the year and be rich.
December 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If I had an egg for every stick of ram I've thrown away in my life, I could time travel back to the beginning of the year and be rich.
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A Lord of the Rings cover band called Led Zeppelin.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Radagastr del Sol.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Led Zeppelin.
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holy shitballs I'mma have 19 years sober on the 26th 🥰
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
holy shitballs I'mma have 19 years sober on the 26th 🥰
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every time i’m at olive garden i argue with the waitstaff cus we’re family
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
every time i’m at olive garden i argue with the waitstaff cus we’re family
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I want to open a goth club called Bedknobs and Glowsticks
December 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I want to open a goth club called Bedknobs and Glowsticks
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Hey! Remember when Barr (Bondi) withheld the Mueller (Epstein) documents for weeks so he (she) could mischaracterize what was in the Mueller (Epstein) Report and spin the findings for three weeks and then over-redact them? I sure do!
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hey! Remember when Barr (Bondi) withheld the Mueller (Epstein) documents for weeks so he (she) could mischaracterize what was in the Mueller (Epstein) Report and spin the findings for three weeks and then over-redact them? I sure do!
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Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍
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Every trans person--including every trans child--deserves the chance to be fully themselves. I'm so sick of seeing trans folks harmed repeatedly and unrelentingly, against all reason and scientific precedent. To my trans friends--I'm so sorry the world keeps trying to dim your light.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Every trans person--including every trans child--deserves the chance to be fully themselves. I'm so sick of seeing trans folks harmed repeatedly and unrelentingly, against all reason and scientific precedent. To my trans friends--I'm so sorry the world keeps trying to dim your light.
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I live my life thusly. Phone calls go through texts go through, signal notifs go through at certain times, that's it. All other notifications are turned off. This app, email, work slack, all of it. I look when it's time too and not before or after. If there's an emergency call me, otherwise fuck off
THIS IS CORRECT. you should turn off ALL the notifications except calls and texts.
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I live my life thusly. Phone calls go through texts go through, signal notifs go through at certain times, that's it. All other notifications are turned off. This app, email, work slack, all of it. I look when it's time too and not before or after. If there's an emergency call me, otherwise fuck off
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
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Custom order Fender Custom Shop 1962 Jaguar in Sherwood Green Sparkle nitro body and matching headstock, select alder body, select rift sawn fat C no tint maple neck, 9.5” AAA slab rosewood board, vintage bridge with string mute assembly.
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Custom order Fender Custom Shop 1962 Jaguar in Sherwood Green Sparkle nitro body and matching headstock, select alder body, select rift sawn fat C no tint maple neck, 9.5” AAA slab rosewood board, vintage bridge with string mute assembly.
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Almost forgot to post a #Moon shot!
#SantaBarbara #MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography
Camera settings:
Canon T5i
Sigma 150mm x 600mm
Focal length: 600mm
F-stop: f/11
Exposure time: 1/640
ISO: 800
Moon phase: Waning 76%
#SantaBarbara #MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography
Camera settings:
Canon T5i
Sigma 150mm x 600mm
Focal length: 600mm
F-stop: f/11
Exposure time: 1/640
ISO: 800
Moon phase: Waning 76%
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Almost forgot to post a #Moon shot!
#SantaBarbara #MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography
Camera settings:
Canon T5i
Sigma 150mm x 600mm
Focal length: 600mm
F-stop: f/11
Exposure time: 1/640
ISO: 800
Moon phase: Waning 76%
#SantaBarbara #MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography
Camera settings:
Canon T5i
Sigma 150mm x 600mm
Focal length: 600mm
F-stop: f/11
Exposure time: 1/640
ISO: 800
Moon phase: Waning 76%
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eating too many light bulbs can cause LED poisoning heyooo💡
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
eating too many light bulbs can cause LED poisoning heyooo💡
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New video day! Milkman Sound Creamer with Fane A60 - Humbucker tones feat. Giordano Guitars and Sunbear Pickups 🔥
linktw.in/hDtRpC
#guitar #guitarist #guitarplayer #guitarpedals #songwriter #musician #music
linktw.in/hDtRpC
#guitar #guitarist #guitarplayer #guitarpedals #songwriter #musician #music
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
New video day! Milkman Sound Creamer with Fane A60 - Humbucker tones feat. Giordano Guitars and Sunbear Pickups 🔥
linktw.in/hDtRpC
#guitar #guitarist #guitarplayer #guitarpedals #songwriter #musician #music
linktw.in/hDtRpC
#guitar #guitarist #guitarplayer #guitarpedals #songwriter #musician #music
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some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
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Forget Elf on the Shelf; you want to stay on the good side of Gothic Werewolf Priest
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Forget Elf on the Shelf; you want to stay on the good side of Gothic Werewolf Priest
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Most nights I photobomb trail cams dressed as La Llorona, but tonight it's Krampus
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Most nights I photobomb trail cams dressed as La Llorona, but tonight it's Krampus
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“Every time that an anti-trans bill passes, it is another attempt at removing trans people from the public eye.”
Here's my analysis of the statewide bathroom bill in Texas, which went into effect this week, from @texasobserver.org:
Here's my analysis of the statewide bathroom bill in Texas, which went into effect this week, from @texasobserver.org:
How the Bathroom Bill Weaponizes Transphobia Against Public Institutions
A legal expert called the new anti-trans Texas bathroom law “the most plainly unlawful, undemocratic legislation I’ve seen in recent history.”
www.texasobserver.org
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“Every time that an anti-trans bill passes, it is another attempt at removing trans people from the public eye.”
Here's my analysis of the statewide bathroom bill in Texas, which went into effect this week, from @texasobserver.org:
Here's my analysis of the statewide bathroom bill in Texas, which went into effect this week, from @texasobserver.org:
Well, at least conservatives still have Rage Against the Machine.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Well, at least conservatives still have Rage Against the Machine.
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When do they start?
I’m ready!
I’m ready!
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When do they start?
I’m ready!
I’m ready!
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For just 50 cents a day you can throw a roll of pennies at Keith in accounting
November 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM
For just 50 cents a day you can throw a roll of pennies at Keith in accounting