El bago bleepin
@bagofbleeps.bsky.social
An object at rest cannot be stopped!
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Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
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This is so much funnier now LOL
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is so much funnier now LOL
We must close the orbital grilling gap!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WBW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WBW...
China conducts first-ever space BBQ with hot-air oven on Tiangong space station
YouTube video by VideoFromSpace
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We must close the orbital grilling gap!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WBW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WBW...
What's the opposite of abundance? Starving your own citizens.
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What's the opposite of abundance? Starving your own citizens.
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My first thought: Well, at least there's a doctor right there.
My second thought: Unfortunately, it's Dr. Oz.
My second thought: Unfortunately, it's Dr. Oz.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My first thought: Well, at least there's a doctor right there.
My second thought: Unfortunately, it's Dr. Oz.
My second thought: Unfortunately, it's Dr. Oz.
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so where are the op-eds about republican overreach today? where’s the commentary about donald trumps war against american citizens or his terror campaign targeting brown people? where’s the pearl clutching over the conservative social media bubble reliant on nazi propagandists?
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
so where are the op-eds about republican overreach today? where’s the commentary about donald trumps war against american citizens or his terror campaign targeting brown people? where’s the pearl clutching over the conservative social media bubble reliant on nazi propagandists?
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I’m so glad this is how I found out, I love this app
rest in piss you miserable old bag of war crimes
rest in piss you miserable old bag of war crimes
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m so glad this is how I found out, I love this app
rest in piss you miserable old bag of war crimes
rest in piss you miserable old bag of war crimes
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Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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It's officially heat lamp season ♨️
Overhead people heaters across all outdoor stations have been activated.
Overhead people heaters across all outdoor stations have been activated.
November 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's officially heat lamp season ♨️
Overhead people heaters across all outdoor stations have been activated.
Overhead people heaters across all outdoor stations have been activated.
Fight wrong with wrong!
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Fight wrong with wrong!
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They should rename the Commanders the East Wings cause they are getting demolished
Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
They should rename the Commanders the East Wings cause they are getting demolished
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that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
that's me in the corner
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
that's me in the float point
losing my precision
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DST is a scam by Big Clock to sell more hours
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
DST is a scam by Big Clock to sell more hours
One of those questions like "What is a fish?" that gets more complex the more you think about it...
youtu.be/-rsVgA3SrxE
youtu.be/-rsVgA3SrxE
What time is it on Mercury?
YouTube video by AnalyzingEverything
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
One of those questions like "What is a fish?" that gets more complex the more you think about it...
youtu.be/-rsVgA3SrxE
youtu.be/-rsVgA3SrxE
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The IL general assembly just passed legislation that would:
- ban ICE from making arrests at/near courthouses
-protect hospital patients
-protect students and student data
-affirms (AGAIN) that ICE is legally banned from daycares without a real warrant
Headed to Pritzker. Not worried there. 🙌
- ban ICE from making arrests at/near courthouses
-protect hospital patients
-protect students and student data
-affirms (AGAIN) that ICE is legally banned from daycares without a real warrant
Headed to Pritzker. Not worried there. 🙌
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The IL general assembly just passed legislation that would:
- ban ICE from making arrests at/near courthouses
-protect hospital patients
-protect students and student data
-affirms (AGAIN) that ICE is legally banned from daycares without a real warrant
Headed to Pritzker. Not worried there. 🙌
- ban ICE from making arrests at/near courthouses
-protect hospital patients
-protect students and student data
-affirms (AGAIN) that ICE is legally banned from daycares without a real warrant
Headed to Pritzker. Not worried there. 🙌
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So, the digital version of this then
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So, the digital version of this then
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I was right about her 10 years ago.
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I was right about her 10 years ago.
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when conservapedia first rolled out someone pointed out that andy schlafly and barack obama were editors of the harvard law review in consecutive years and i think about it a lot
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
when conservapedia first rolled out someone pointed out that andy schlafly and barack obama were editors of the harvard law review in consecutive years and i think about it a lot
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
