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Lindsay Katai
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TV Writer (Infinity Train, Wolfboy and the Everything Factory, Max and the Midknights. Showrunner on Fairly OddParents: A New Wish). Podcasting @teencreepspod.bsky.social. Opinions my own. 🔞
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I’m at the transgender coffee shop. I’m at the communist no pronouns universal basic income diner. I’m at the combination transgender coffee shop communist no pronouns universal basic income diner.
"at the transgender coffee shop"
The Mamdani/Trump meeting only strengthened this delusion.
A weird little delusion I have is that if I had a chance to talk to Trump, I’d have Stephen Miller out on his ass in 20 minutes.
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I laughed out loud at Matthew MacFadyen’s delivery of “I stubbed my toe on the gallows,” in Death by Lightning. I could watch that bit of acting on repeat forever. What a perfect delivery. So much was in it. What a gem of a show. All my favorite kinds of things were in that show.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
How do I step into Death by Lightning and slap the shit out of the doctor handling Garfield’s treatment? It’s okay, Zeljko Ivanek has it coming for like five other characters he’s played.
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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it's always writing y'all hate that travels furthest and fastest here, same as anywhere else
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Kudos to Rian Johnson for putting all these hot people in a single movie. Thank you for all the hot people, Rian Johnson. Much obliged.
Final trailer! Wake Up Dead Man is in theaters 11/26 and on Netflix 12/12. Can’t WAIT for you all to see it. #wakeupdeadman
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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after translating a bunch of the Illiad in an Ancient Greek class last spring, I am confident Elon wont be learning any of its 'subtler' lessons like 'obsessing over mild slights to your pride will hurt those you care about and lead to your own inevitable downfall'
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Lol. Imagine trying to scam MacArthur Genius Grant recipient and two time Pulitzer Prize winner Colson Whitehead by telling him he’s “very promising.” I’d die of shame. I wouldn’t be able to face any of my scam colleagues in the scam break room.
There’s another wave of author impersonators offering consultations/mentoring for a price. (I got one from “Claire Keegan” telling me I’m very promising!) I’m sure you are great, but I didn’t email to tell you how swell you are. Here’s info on book scams: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/prh-fraud/
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
“Complete with fighting for princesses” is no game nerd ass milady shit.
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Woodworking is such a beautiful book. I felt an actual sense of grief after I finished because I couldn’t continue living in the characters’ heads, they were that compelling and I came to love them all that much. I highly recommend it. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
For the love of God @schiff.senate.gov and @padilla.senate.gov do not vote for this.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If anyone was going to live out my dreams instead of me I’m glad it continues to be Cole Escola. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone Developing ‘Miss Piggy’ Movie With ‘Oh, Mary’ Tony-Winner Cole Escola
Jennifer Lawrence says she's making a "Miss Piggy" movie with Emma Stone and Cole Escola.
variety.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“For a party that ran against Trump last year on a national platform of ‘we don't have Coke, only Pepsi,’ as I wrote last spring, it’s probably not great voters are begrudgingly finally buying Pepsi because the Coke they ordered turned rancid.” www.garbageday.email/p/we-did-it-...
We did it, Zo
Read to the end for a good post
www.garbageday.email
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yes. My only opponent.
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It’s not the point, but isn’t it interesting how all the progressive politicians are so much hotter than every other politician? It’s just *interesting* is all I’m saying. It’s like empathy and working class values are good for the skin or something.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Fuck it. I’m running for mayor of Los Angeles.
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM