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people who say things like "talking to AI healed my past life trauma" are so cool. like you believe both that the tech industry created an alive computer mind and also that your soul has been reincarnated across history. probably rocks to live like that
April 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The Oscars are officially adding a Best Stunts category 🏆

It begins with films released in 2027
April 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Hey journalist friends! For the past three years, @dylanroth.bsky.social and I have been crafting a 30-film cinematic universe out of the failed 2017 Mummy movie through our very unique podcast @darkuniversepod.bsky.social. We're nearing our big finale and think it could make for a great write-up!
April 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I think about this in the context of co-opting therapeutic language a lot
April 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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i understand we're all under a lot of stress but i need everyone to read and react to what a post actually says as opposed to whatever shit they made up in their head
April 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
likely thing for him to do
A Warner Bros sizzle reel at #CinemaCon of their films included Scorpion in ‘MORTAL KOMBAT 2’ saying the catchphrase ‘Get over here!’
April 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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go anti-woke go broke
March 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I just read this Variety hit job in which it's clear that Disney is trying to pin the failure of Snow White on Rachel Zegler. I'm confused: Did she make the studio spend $270 million on an unasked-for remake of a 90-year-old piece of IP?
March 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Chappell Roan come on AYADU. I know your ass got a gay horror movie in you
Chappell Roan will be on the ‘Call Her Daddy’ podcast tomorrow.
March 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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pete hegseth is going to feel really shitty when the second groupchat leaks that’s called “houthi war plan no pete”
March 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Age yourself with a toy from your childhood.

She was the GOAT
March 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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End the era of prestige television and bring back whatever era of TV this was!
I feel like not enough people know that Bruce Campbell had an action-adventure series where he played a Revolutionary War hero turned secret agent fighting Napoleon's plans for world conquest as a masked vigilante.

It was called Jack of All Trades and it was big dumb fun.
March 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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I wouldn't listen to him if I were them
March 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The person who punched Richard Spencer and instantly made him a meme never got caught. Just threw one punch and skipped off into immortality. I think about that a lot.
one of the most important things to learn, if you're out there doing things:

you don't get to talk about it.

you don't get to brag about it, you don't get to tell your friends, you don't get drinks bought for you in the bar off the story.

it's *always* shut the fuck up friday
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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it’s not the whole story but gen z does not have faith in a future or a functioning system anymore, and the democratic party leadership isn’t offering anything to gen z
March 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE!
Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin

Visit www.takedowntesla.com
March 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Reading her first series from 1989 and Helena Bertinelli was a cool character pretty much from jump.
March 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Well all these other guys might be stabbing me but at least I can still rely on my good friend Brutus
March 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Bill Burr says Elon Musk is an 'idiot' and 'evidently a Nazi'

"This is why I hate liberals .. They just go, ‘I’m getting out of the country' ... you’re gonna leave the country because of one guy with dyed hair plugs and a laminated face? ... Why doesn’t he leave? Why are we so afraid of this guy?"
March 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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wild that bradley cooper shows up for five minutes in that recent dungeons and dragons movie and gives a genuinely heartfelt and sensitive performance seemingly out of nowhere
March 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus
March 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Fact Checker by Glenn Kessler: In his speech to Congress, President Trump played up unproven claims of malfeasance in green-energy funding.

Is Trump’s claim true? No, not at all.
Analysis | Trump’s false claim that Stacey Abrams headed a group that got $1.9 billion
In his speech to Congress, President Trump played up unproven claims of malfeasance in green-energy funding.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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trumps authoritarian government is trying to rewrite history and exclude trans people from all mentions of it. they will find out that we cannot truly be erased. the pendulum will swing back woker than ever
There’s around 1,000 people here and growing. Hard to hear speakers without amplification, but crowd is very enthusiastic.

Alt: pictures show crowd at protest in Christopher Park, where trans pride flag is still flying
February 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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When you see a conservative influencer calling the Kendrick performance a DEI thing it’s worth keeping in mind just how many conservative influencers are failed screenwriters/stand ups/filmmakers who only understand any form of art through a lens of spite
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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it says so much about the conservative soul that they can hesr the song “not like us” and not be overtaken by joy. they have demonic souls, probable pedophiles
February 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM