The Tim Owens (2026)
@attimowens.bsky.social
Hope lives in the galaxy. Let's use this time to be silly, to create, to stand, to shield, and to make someone else's life better.
Dad. Hubs. Please direct complaints to the General Mills Fun Group, Inc. He/him.
Dad. Hubs. Please direct complaints to the General Mills Fun Group, Inc. He/him.
Pinned
301 days until Election Day
U.S. President Donald Trump said Republicans must win the 2026 midterm elections or else he will be impeached by Democrats reut.rs/4jMAqMF
Trump to House Republicans: If we don't win midterms, I will get impeached
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Tuesday that Republicans must win the 2026 midterm elections or else he will get impeached by Democrats.
reut.rs
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
301 days until Election Day
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beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
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Issue one sold 200,000+ copies over five printings and kicked off the biggest years of my career.
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU to everyone who worked on the series over the next four years and to everyone who took these characters into their hearts.
For light and life, always! (2/2)
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU to everyone who worked on the series over the next four years and to everyone who took these characters into their hearts.
For light and life, always! (2/2)
January 6, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Issue one sold 200,000+ copies over five printings and kicked off the biggest years of my career.
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU to everyone who worked on the series over the next four years and to everyone who took these characters into their hearts.
For light and life, always! (2/2)
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU to everyone who worked on the series over the next four years and to everyone who took these characters into their hearts.
For light and life, always! (2/2)
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The administration is doing its best to rewrite January 6. But the historical record of what really happened is not going away.
January 6 Still Happened
The Trump administration can pardon the insurrectionists and delete pages of evidence. But it cannot hide what took place on that day.
www.theatlantic.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The administration is doing its best to rewrite January 6. But the historical record of what really happened is not going away.
I love the Slough House misfits so much. Love any chance I get to spend with them.
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I love the Slough House misfits so much. Love any chance I get to spend with them.
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The Princess and the Scoundrel, a tale as old as time.
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Princess and the Scoundrel, a tale as old as time.
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STAR WARS The Black Series Cal Kestis, BD-1, Turgle & Skoova Stev, Jedi: Survivor Gaming Greats Collectible 6 Inch Action Figure Multipack (Amazon Exclusive) is $27.31 on Amazon buff.ly/4kOZkSe #ad
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
STAR WARS The Black Series Cal Kestis, BD-1, Turgle & Skoova Stev, Jedi: Survivor Gaming Greats Collectible 6 Inch Action Figure Multipack (Amazon Exclusive) is $27.31 on Amazon buff.ly/4kOZkSe #ad
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Being part of this initiative changed my life and a lot of that is because of who Mike Siglain is as a person and creative director and how hard he fought to make the High Republic what it was all along the way
5 years ago today we launched #StarWarsTheHighRepublic w/ LIGHT OF THE JEDI and A TEST OF COURAGE. What an overwhelming, surreal, and incredible journey it’s been. Thank you to all the readers, fans, & creators for joining us on this grand adventure. We still have many more tales to tell!
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Being part of this initiative changed my life and a lot of that is because of who Mike Siglain is as a person and creative director and how hard he fought to make the High Republic what it was all along the way
I think for lunch, I'm going to sit in a kiddie pool-sized bowl of hot and sour soup.
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I think for lunch, I'm going to sit in a kiddie pool-sized bowl of hot and sour soup.
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5 years ago today we launched #StarWarsTheHighRepublic w/ LIGHT OF THE JEDI and A TEST OF COURAGE. What an overwhelming, surreal, and incredible journey it’s been. Thank you to all the readers, fans, & creators for joining us on this grand adventure. We still have many more tales to tell!
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
5 years ago today we launched #StarWarsTheHighRepublic w/ LIGHT OF THE JEDI and A TEST OF COURAGE. What an overwhelming, surreal, and incredible journey it’s been. Thank you to all the readers, fans, & creators for joining us on this grand adventure. We still have many more tales to tell!
No such thing as yesterday on their planet.
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
No such thing as yesterday on their planet.
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This is the most points scored without a TD by either team in NFL history.
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
This is the most points scored without a TD by either team in NFL history.
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Timeline’s full of international crime and/or football.
January 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Timeline’s full of international crime and/or football.
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looked at my work emails
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
looked at my work emails
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
Found a guy nearby selling the Halcyon saber for $60 (!!!!!!), with a blade. It felt meant-to-be.
It feels good in-hand; the black ribs are dense, grippy rubber.
"Clear skies!" :)
It feels good in-hand; the black ribs are dense, grippy rubber.
"Clear skies!" :)
January 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Found a guy nearby selling the Halcyon saber for $60 (!!!!!!), with a blade. It felt meant-to-be.
It feels good in-hand; the black ribs are dense, grippy rubber.
"Clear skies!" :)
It feels good in-hand; the black ribs are dense, grippy rubber.
"Clear skies!" :)
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hnnng its so cool how all your stuff is at your house. Just how I like it
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
hnnng its so cool how all your stuff is at your house. Just how I like it
What-if SPECTRE, but dumb and real, Exhibit 73.
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
What-if SPECTRE, but dumb and real, Exhibit 73.
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it's weird and disorienting to live in a state operated at the fanciful whims and caprices of a guy fixated on the problems of 1989
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
it's weird and disorienting to live in a state operated at the fanciful whims and caprices of a guy fixated on the problems of 1989
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
No cheating, repost with the most recent photos of your pets
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photos of your pets
Off-the-charts Link & Zelda energy.
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Off-the-charts Link & Zelda energy.