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Tim Owens
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Hope lives in the galaxy. Let's use this time to be silly, to create, to stand, to shield, and to make someone else's life better.
Dad. Hubs. Please direct complaints to the General Mills Fun Group, Inc. He/him.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In Asheville at sunset to see the penultimate show of Murder By Death's farewell tour. Will probably have a beer. Good chance I'll tear up. Great band.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Just waiting for someone to launch "Memento Mori" but they think that memento in the phrase means "keepsake"
The latest iteration of this doomed cycle is... a product that shows us what it would be like if you could pull up an avatar of a dead loved one on your phone whenever you wanted to and "talk" with them. www.welcometohellworld.com/for-all-thei...
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Going to get even more severe on this point: under Woke 2 the only allowable magazine profiles will be of Hero Workers and their enriching hobbies. Anything else is too corrosive to our shared society
i have a new idea: every time someone wants to write one of those "everybody's buying red cars lately-- is Masculinity in Crisis" they should just interview one random person about the stuff they're into and publish that as the article.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'd like to think the Time Grappler has a mini-Grappler cuckoo clock alarm.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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@mluther I’ve been doing a bit of research on my own and I think the church is getting some things wrong. long thread so buckle up. 1/95
Say what you will about social media, but there was no other point in history where you got to read thousands of people trying to explain Catholicism directly to the Pope
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
[Vader saying "What?" at the end of A New Hope, but his mask does this and there's a steam whistle sound.]
It's the slight cant to the mask that gives this image off-the-charts cartoon energy, like Vader's just accidentally eaten a ghost pepper or there's a Tex Avery awooga situation going on with Sabé.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
WEAPONS (2025)
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Swooning over this Dark Empire-esque chessboard walker. AT-CKM8?
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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It's almost like when you tax the rich in a place you get to make that place a better place and even the rich just looking out the windows of their limos at most of that place in passing prefer to think "oh, that looks nice" rather than "I must prepare my bunker for the impending apocalypse"
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sitting in my chair, saying "auroral oval" over and over again...
Here is one satellite pass over North America last night showing the auroral oval extended close to the U.S./Canada border.

This was a bit after the height of the activity. I downloaded the raw image this morning, and it's super cool to see this view of the aurora.
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ceno Bites - 24 days of puzzling treats!
An advent calendar but it kills you at the end
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm carrying Wampler's torch for a razor-sharp Needful Things remake. Seems right in Zach Cregger's or Rian Johnson's wheelhouse, and no better time than now to tell that story.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's the slight cant to the mask that gives this image off-the-charts cartoon energy, like Vader's just accidentally eaten a ghost pepper or there's a Tex Avery awooga situation going on with Sabé.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
For the airplane + red aurora + big dipper fans. 😍
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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“This could take down Democrats, too.”

You promise?
"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Permanent mood.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I miss the vision of the future from the 80s where everything was just much more 80s.
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This feels like something you'd see painted in machine oil and/or blood on the inside walls of Aperture Science.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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One of the most incredible auroras I've ever seen. The overhead corona was unbelievable. The most intense reds and greens. ❤️💚😍💃 She'll be dancing until sunrise.

I visited Franconia Sculpture Park over summer and it has been on my aurora photo bucket list ever since. That's where I went last night.
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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I think the situation room is for a particular kind of situation, not for situations generally, even though I agree that this is a situation.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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