DoctorWolfBoy
@doctorwolfboy.bsky.social
Doctor. Wolf. Boy. Here to talk about Pokemon and Transformers and occasionally say something snippy about statistics or neurology
An advent calendar but it kills you at the end
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
An advent calendar but it kills you at the end
Mourners flee in terror as vice president Cheney’s 21 gun salute fired into faces of attendees.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mourners flee in terror as vice president Cheney’s 21 gun salute fired into faces of attendees.
“They told me there’d be people like you on the outside.”
“Army?”
“No. Build-a-bear”
“Army?”
“No. Build-a-bear”
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“They told me there’d be people like you on the outside.”
“Army?”
“No. Build-a-bear”
“Army?”
“No. Build-a-bear”
4 pitfalls to avoid when shopping for a new suit:
1) don’t mistake the dressing room for a bathroom.
2) don’t accidentally poop in the suit while trying it on
1) don’t mistake the dressing room for a bathroom.
2) don’t accidentally poop in the suit while trying it on
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
4 pitfalls to avoid when shopping for a new suit:
1) don’t mistake the dressing room for a bathroom.
2) don’t accidentally poop in the suit while trying it on
1) don’t mistake the dressing room for a bathroom.
2) don’t accidentally poop in the suit while trying it on
I predict an 18% unemployment rate by 2030.
October 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I predict an 18% unemployment rate by 2030.
Where the fuck is the bar in this hospital?
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Where the fuck is the bar in this hospital?
Fun fact the suicide rate in Las Vegas, Nevada is 100%
September 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Fun fact the suicide rate in Las Vegas, Nevada is 100%
Petition to start calling the middle of the night “dark noon”
September 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Petition to start calling the middle of the night “dark noon”
Mad Libs but the prompt is just the single correct answer
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Mad Libs but the prompt is just the single correct answer
Why does the doctor in the “five little monkeys” song have a fake Asian accent?
September 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why does the doctor in the “five little monkeys” song have a fake Asian accent?
Somebody’s really gotta do something about this whole Israel/Palestine deal
September 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Somebody’s really gotta do something about this whole Israel/Palestine deal
Sure as hell don’t care about “yOuR fAiTh” and it’s impact on your stand up comedy
September 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Sure as hell don’t care about “yOuR fAiTh” and it’s impact on your stand up comedy
USA Honmoon weak AF
September 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
USA Honmoon weak AF
I have no fucking clue how an LLM works, but I do know that computers that are on fire don’t work as well
August 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have no fucking clue how an LLM works, but I do know that computers that are on fire don’t work as well
Ableist phrases to avoid:
“You’re so lame”
“That’s crazy”
“I’m going to fucking kill you and your whole family you fucking agoraphobic bitch”
“I’m so OCD I’m always cleaning my shed”
“You’re so lame”
“That’s crazy”
“I’m going to fucking kill you and your whole family you fucking agoraphobic bitch”
“I’m so OCD I’m always cleaning my shed”
July 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Ableist phrases to avoid:
“You’re so lame”
“That’s crazy”
“I’m going to fucking kill you and your whole family you fucking agoraphobic bitch”
“I’m so OCD I’m always cleaning my shed”
“You’re so lame”
“That’s crazy”
“I’m going to fucking kill you and your whole family you fucking agoraphobic bitch”
“I’m so OCD I’m always cleaning my shed”
Scenes from childrearing:
She just said “oh boy no no! No no! No no!”
And I said “what is it baby?”
And she open hand full force slapped me in the balls
She just said “oh boy no no! No no! No no!”
And I said “what is it baby?”
And she open hand full force slapped me in the balls
July 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Scenes from childrearing:
She just said “oh boy no no! No no! No no!”
And I said “what is it baby?”
And she open hand full force slapped me in the balls
She just said “oh boy no no! No no! No no!”
And I said “what is it baby?”
And she open hand full force slapped me in the balls
@nonzerosumjames.bsky.social you say very good things. Thank you for liking my most unhinged tweet on there
July 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
@nonzerosumjames.bsky.social you say very good things. Thank you for liking my most unhinged tweet on there
Thinking about 1974 Godzilla.
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Thinking about 1974 Godzilla.
Your sound recognition algorithm BETTER be able to identify a baby otter noises otherwise you’re just a big idiot.
July 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Your sound recognition algorithm BETTER be able to identify a baby otter noises otherwise you’re just a big idiot.
Two mafiosos chatting:
1) …so I gave a horse head in his bed
2) you mean you *put* a horse’s head in his bed?
1) (wipes chin) what?
1) …so I gave a horse head in his bed
2) you mean you *put* a horse’s head in his bed?
1) (wipes chin) what?
July 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Two mafiosos chatting:
1) …so I gave a horse head in his bed
2) you mean you *put* a horse’s head in his bed?
1) (wipes chin) what?
1) …so I gave a horse head in his bed
2) you mean you *put* a horse’s head in his bed?
1) (wipes chin) what?
From the new anti-racist curriculum I was asked to write:
“Hey, you ever notice there aren’t a lot of black gay Muslim prostitutes?”
“Hey, you ever notice there aren’t a lot of black gay Muslim prostitutes?”
July 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
From the new anti-racist curriculum I was asked to write:
“Hey, you ever notice there aren’t a lot of black gay Muslim prostitutes?”
“Hey, you ever notice there aren’t a lot of black gay Muslim prostitutes?”
Remember that 4th of July can be a hard time for those with PTSD and also dogs. Before lighting that big firework, consider other more personal ways to show your patriotism like knocking loudly on your neighbors’ doors in the middle of the night
July 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Remember that 4th of July can be a hard time for those with PTSD and also dogs. Before lighting that big firework, consider other more personal ways to show your patriotism like knocking loudly on your neighbors’ doors in the middle of the night
“Touch grass, kid”
With the new haptic feedback VR glove attachment, you can touch anything from the comfort of your own apartment
With the new haptic feedback VR glove attachment, you can touch anything from the comfort of your own apartment
July 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“Touch grass, kid”
With the new haptic feedback VR glove attachment, you can touch anything from the comfort of your own apartment
With the new haptic feedback VR glove attachment, you can touch anything from the comfort of your own apartment
No one loses a dick sucking battle but one person does come second.
June 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
No one loses a dick sucking battle but one person does come second.
I’ve been thinking about philosophers.
Kant: sucks
Descartes: sucks
Kant: sucks
Descartes: sucks
June 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’ve been thinking about philosophers.
Kant: sucks
Descartes: sucks
Kant: sucks
Descartes: sucks