Cat
@astrophic.bsky.social
AuDHD. Sometimes I write. Can tie own shoelaces 9 times out of 10
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🏳️🌈 🇵🇸
They/them
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Cover photo: unicorn on hind legs surrounded by stars silhouetted against rainbow
Profile picture: drawing of a black and white kitten on shoulder
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can a human be gay for just one person
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
can a human be gay for just one person
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My dog got me a chewed stick for christmas. I appreciate the gesture but I wish there was a polite way to say "we don't need to get each other gifts any more." My cat got me a pipe bomb
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My dog got me a chewed stick for christmas. I appreciate the gesture but I wish there was a polite way to say "we don't need to get each other gifts any more." My cat got me a pipe bomb
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how to change shipboard clock galaxy class
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
how to change shipboard clock galaxy class
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If you start watching Moonfall at exactly 11:13 on New Year's Eve, then at the stroke of midnight you'll still be watching a terrible movie next year.
#NewYearTips #2025 #2026
#NewYearTips #2025 #2026
January 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
If you start watching Moonfall at exactly 11:13 on New Year's Eve, then at the stroke of midnight you'll still be watching a terrible movie next year.
#NewYearTips #2025 #2026
#NewYearTips #2025 #2026
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when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.
December 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.
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Werther’s Derivatives
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Werther’s Derivatives
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I think it's beautiful that most Christmas movies have one moral at heart: "If you don't celebrate this holiday you are a piece of shit."
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think it's beautiful that most Christmas movies have one moral at heart: "If you don't celebrate this holiday you are a piece of shit."
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As we embark day 3 of not getting out of bed my portable charger has died and my teeth hurt- should I be taking breaks from wearing the bite guard that stops me grinding my teeth to stumps?
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
As we embark day 3 of not getting out of bed my portable charger has died and my teeth hurt- should I be taking breaks from wearing the bite guard that stops me grinding my teeth to stumps?
So apparently lying in bed for 48 hours on one side or the other creates a number of really sore points along the hips and shoulders
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
So apparently lying in bed for 48 hours on one side or the other creates a number of really sore points along the hips and shoulders
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
At the 'paying google a quid a month to shut up about storage' stage in life
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
At the 'paying google a quid a month to shut up about storage' stage in life
The fact that every ad I see promoting AI features (eg.gemini, copilot) has comments disabled suggests that not only do the majority of people not want AI integration (except non-invasive/non-abusive accessibility features ofc) but that people are vehemently opposed to it. Yet they persist.
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The fact that every ad I see promoting AI features (eg.gemini, copilot) has comments disabled suggests that not only do the majority of people not want AI integration (except non-invasive/non-abusive accessibility features ofc) but that people are vehemently opposed to it. Yet they persist.
Just shopping for ingredients to make one simple meal for two. Bell peppers stuffed with spicy avo rice and new potatoes. Cost: £8. Fuck me
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just shopping for ingredients to make one simple meal for two. Bell peppers stuffed with spicy avo rice and new potatoes. Cost: £8. Fuck me
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you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the wandering spirit of a girl who was murdered several centuries ago who inhabited my body to use as a vessel for vengeance against the descendants of her killers
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the wandering spirit of a girl who was murdered several centuries ago who inhabited my body to use as a vessel for vengeance against the descendants of her killers
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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More than 68,000 women have already added their names to our letter in solidarity - Together we are showing that trans exclusion is not being done in our name.
You can join us and help keep the momentum growing…
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December 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
More than 68,000 women have already added their names to our letter in solidarity - Together we are showing that trans exclusion is not being done in our name.
You can join us and help keep the momentum growing…
✍️ Sign here: notinourname.org.uk
🔄 Please share to help us reach even more supporters
You can join us and help keep the momentum growing…
✍️ Sign here: notinourname.org.uk
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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AI bot got me so mad I yelled at it, put that in your machine learning dickhead
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
AI bot got me so mad I yelled at it, put that in your machine learning dickhead
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No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
Happy Gazpacho Soup Day to all who celebrate
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Happy Gazpacho Soup Day to all who celebrate
Payday is so stupid because what do you mean I have a couple hundred quid in the bank but I have to make it last a whole fucking month
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Payday is so stupid because what do you mean I have a couple hundred quid in the bank but I have to make it last a whole fucking month