Aspirational Chippy
@aspirationalchippy.bsky.social
In a parallel universe, far far away in Raumati South, emerging from the bushes, it's me, Aspirational Chippy and I'm ready to lead!
Hey hey!
My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt.
It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich.
#nzpol
My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt.
It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich.
#nzpol
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Hey hey!
My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt.
It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich.
#nzpol
My number one policy going into the next election is to install an old-timey circus canon pointing towards the sea on Parliament's forecourt.
It will serve as a reminder for all MPs of failing to put the interests of regular people over those of their donors and the ultra rich.
#nzpol
Hey hey!
Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...
See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.
We'll get Aotearoa working again!
That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
#nzpol
Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...
See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.
We'll get Aotearoa working again!
That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
#nzpol
Unemployment reaches its highest point since 2015
Joblessness in New Zealand is the highest since 2015.
www.stuff.co.nz
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Hey hey!
Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...
See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.
We'll get Aotearoa working again!
That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
#nzpol
Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...
See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.
We'll get Aotearoa working again!
That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
#nzpol
Remember:
Vote winston, get trump
*Rule this mofo and the death cult he supports out right now real chippy.*
#nzpol
Vote winston, get trump
*Rule this mofo and the death cult he supports out right now real chippy.*
#nzpol
Omg.....Winston on RNZ talking about withdrawal from WHO
January 25, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Remember:
Vote winston, get trump
*Rule this mofo and the death cult he supports out right now real chippy.*
#nzpol
Vote winston, get trump
*Rule this mofo and the death cult he supports out right now real chippy.*
#nzpol
Hey hey!
When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.
He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.
That's why it's essential to register to vote.
*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*
#nzpol
When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.
He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.
That's why it's essential to register to vote.
*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*
#nzpol
If you want to count the votes quicker then you shouldn't have changed the law preventing people from updating their address in the two weeks prior to election, meaning more people will be casting special votes
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Minister and commission’s stoush over 20-day wait for special votes
The Electoral Commission says it will still take 20 days to count votes this year, despite a law change - but Paul Goldsmith is adamant they can go faster.
www.thepost.co.nz
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Hey hey!
When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.
He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.
That's why it's essential to register to vote.
*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*
#nzpol
When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.
He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.
That's why it's essential to register to vote.
*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*
#nzpol
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My tūrangawaewae is Aotearoa but as a believer in our people and democracy, today my heart is in Minneapolis.
The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of.
Kia Kaha!
The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of.
Kia Kaha!
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 AM
My tūrangawaewae is Aotearoa but as a believer in our people and democracy, today my heart is in Minneapolis.
The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of.
Kia Kaha!
The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of.
Kia Kaha!
Hey hey!
I may be a parody, but not even I can aspire to be such a figure of fun as trump is.
I may be a parody, but not even I can aspire to be such a figure of fun as trump is.
The leaders of Albania & Azerbaijan were filmed mocking US Trump for claiming he ended a war between the 2 countries, even though they have never fought each other.
The world thinks that the occupant is a joke.
He’s destroying our country. Congress must act.
The world thinks that the occupant is a joke.
He’s destroying our country. Congress must act.
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Hey hey!
I may be a parody, but not even I can aspire to be such a figure of fun as trump is.
I may be a parody, but not even I can aspire to be such a figure of fun as trump is.
Hey Zac!
Fantastic example of showing people you really get it and have the ideas to sort it out.
*Hey real chippy, this is the way.*
Fantastic example of showing people you really get it and have the ideas to sort it out.
*Hey real chippy, this is the way.*
This is a banger of an ad.
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Hey Zac!
Fantastic example of showing people you really get it and have the ideas to sort it out.
*Hey real chippy, this is the way.*
Fantastic example of showing people you really get it and have the ideas to sort it out.
*Hey real chippy, this is the way.*
Hey hey!
Do you think I'd ever go back into govt with Peters? Well, that's one conspiracy theory too far!
*Real chippy, rule him out or make yourself unelectable.*
#nzpol
Do you think I'd ever go back into govt with Peters? Well, that's one conspiracy theory too far!
*Real chippy, rule him out or make yourself unelectable.*
#nzpol
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Hey hey!
Do you think I'd ever go back into govt with Peters? Well, that's one conspiracy theory too far!
*Real chippy, rule him out or make yourself unelectable.*
#nzpol
Do you think I'd ever go back into govt with Peters? Well, that's one conspiracy theory too far!
*Real chippy, rule him out or make yourself unelectable.*
#nzpol
Hey hey Mr Normal!
I love to see regular people getting out there and involved in our democracy and not just leaving the field to the big money donnors on the right.
*How about an authentic, people powered movement instead of consultants and focus groups real chippy?*
I love to see regular people getting out there and involved in our democracy and not just leaving the field to the big money donnors on the right.
*How about an authentic, people powered movement instead of consultants and focus groups real chippy?*
7th November isn't far away, smaller parties need our help as they don't have the wealthy donors.
If you can't donate financially, donate some time delivering leaflets, door knocking or phone canvassing. Preferably for the @greens.org.nz
#nzpol
If you can't donate financially, donate some time delivering leaflets, door knocking or phone canvassing. Preferably for the @greens.org.nz
#nzpol
Volunteer
Today we need your help to take action on the biggest issues facing New Zealand.
www.greens.org.nz
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Hey hey Mr Normal!
I love to see regular people getting out there and involved in our democracy and not just leaving the field to the big money donnors on the right.
*How about an authentic, people powered movement instead of consultants and focus groups real chippy?*
I love to see regular people getting out there and involved in our democracy and not just leaving the field to the big money donnors on the right.
*How about an authentic, people powered movement instead of consultants and focus groups real chippy?*
Hey hey 🤞
Lots of unfounded expectation around a "minor electrical fault".
Now that's how to engage and inspire people! Could a bright future be possible after all, free of pain and skulduggery? 😎
*Not real chippy. I trust he's just fine.*
Lots of unfounded expectation around a "minor electrical fault".
Now that's how to engage and inspire people! Could a bright future be possible after all, free of pain and skulduggery? 😎
*Not real chippy. I trust he's just fine.*
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Hey hey 🤞
Lots of unfounded expectation around a "minor electrical fault".
Now that's how to engage and inspire people! Could a bright future be possible after all, free of pain and skulduggery? 😎
*Not real chippy. I trust he's just fine.*
Lots of unfounded expectation around a "minor electrical fault".
Now that's how to engage and inspire people! Could a bright future be possible after all, free of pain and skulduggery? 😎
*Not real chippy. I trust he's just fine.*
Reposted by Aspirational Chippy
"Luxon trusts [redacted] even though [redacted] wants to invade Greenland"
Election ads I want to see:
"Kiwis can't vote against Him, but we can vote against his mates.
Vote them out in 2026"
(we all know who "he" is)
"Kiwis can't vote against Him, but we can vote against his mates.
Vote them out in 2026"
(we all know who "he" is)
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 AM
"Luxon trusts [redacted] even though [redacted] wants to invade Greenland"
Reposted by Aspirational Chippy
Reminder: regime voter suppression means you need to enrol early. vote.nz/enrolling/en...
Enrol or update online
Enrol to vote or check and update your enrolment details. Get ready to have your say in New Zealand’s elections and referendums.
vote.nz
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Reminder: regime voter suppression means you need to enrol early. vote.nz/enrolling/en...
Hey hey!
We have the best part of a year to clearly communicate Aotearoa's best values of looking out for each other and our environment and to demonstrate how our policies will bring those values to life!
*Zero days left to defend the status quo with a zero ambition approach real chippy* #nzpol
We have the best part of a year to clearly communicate Aotearoa's best values of looking out for each other and our environment and to demonstrate how our policies will bring those values to life!
*Zero days left to defend the status quo with a zero ambition approach real chippy* #nzpol
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Hey hey!
We have the best part of a year to clearly communicate Aotearoa's best values of looking out for each other and our environment and to demonstrate how our policies will bring those values to life!
*Zero days left to defend the status quo with a zero ambition approach real chippy* #nzpol
We have the best part of a year to clearly communicate Aotearoa's best values of looking out for each other and our environment and to demonstrate how our policies will bring those values to life!
*Zero days left to defend the status quo with a zero ambition approach real chippy* #nzpol
Hey hey!
You don't know the value of your principles until they cost you something.
That's why I stand with Greenland and every other country being targeted by trump. His threats and tariffs are the acts of a mob boss.
*What are your principles worth real chippy?*
You don't know the value of your principles until they cost you something.
That's why I stand with Greenland and every other country being targeted by trump. His threats and tariffs are the acts of a mob boss.
*What are your principles worth real chippy?*
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Hey hey!
You don't know the value of your principles until they cost you something.
That's why I stand with Greenland and every other country being targeted by trump. His threats and tariffs are the acts of a mob boss.
*What are your principles worth real chippy?*
You don't know the value of your principles until they cost you something.
That's why I stand with Greenland and every other country being targeted by trump. His threats and tariffs are the acts of a mob boss.
*What are your principles worth real chippy?*
Reposted by Aspirational Chippy
Neighbors standing guard over churches so that parents can have secret meetings about how to keep daycares safe. This is what's happening in the Twin Cities right now.
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Neighbors standing guard over churches so that parents can have secret meetings about how to keep daycares safe. This is what's happening in the Twin Cities right now.
Hey hey!
Let's all dial it up to 0.1 and be slightly upbeat!
Let's GOOOOOOO!
Let's all dial it up to 0.1 and be slightly upbeat!
Let's GOOOOOOO!
🙂 Hey @aspirationalchippy.bsky.social! Your messages have a slight upbeat tone to them. Your sentiment score is 0.1 (slightly positive). That subtle positivity in your posts is great. Let it out more!
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Hey hey!
Let's all dial it up to 0.1 and be slightly upbeat!
Let's GOOOOOOO!
Let's all dial it up to 0.1 and be slightly upbeat!
Let's GOOOOOOO!
Hey hey!
News overwhelming? Don't feel empowered to sort out world events or change things in Aotearoa?
Focus on doing good things for yourself and those around you. You'll do good and inspire others. It's a great way to build change.
Oh, and vote for change.
*What will you do real chippy?*
News overwhelming? Don't feel empowered to sort out world events or change things in Aotearoa?
Focus on doing good things for yourself and those around you. You'll do good and inspire others. It's a great way to build change.
Oh, and vote for change.
*What will you do real chippy?*
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Hey hey!
News overwhelming? Don't feel empowered to sort out world events or change things in Aotearoa?
Focus on doing good things for yourself and those around you. You'll do good and inspire others. It's a great way to build change.
Oh, and vote for change.
*What will you do real chippy?*
News overwhelming? Don't feel empowered to sort out world events or change things in Aotearoa?
Focus on doing good things for yourself and those around you. You'll do good and inspire others. It's a great way to build change.
Oh, and vote for change.
*What will you do real chippy?*
Hey hey!
As a truly progressive leader with those things called values, today I'll be:
Getting Labour off X immediately and calling for it to be banned.
Calling for AoNZ peacekeepers to join any such European force to Greenland. (What a time to be alive...)
*How about you real chippy?*
#nzpol
As a truly progressive leader with those things called values, today I'll be:
Getting Labour off X immediately and calling for it to be banned.
Calling for AoNZ peacekeepers to join any such European force to Greenland. (What a time to be alive...)
*How about you real chippy?*
#nzpol
January 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Hey hey!
As a truly progressive leader with those things called values, today I'll be:
Getting Labour off X immediately and calling for it to be banned.
Calling for AoNZ peacekeepers to join any such European force to Greenland. (What a time to be alive...)
*How about you real chippy?*
#nzpol
As a truly progressive leader with those things called values, today I'll be:
Getting Labour off X immediately and calling for it to be banned.
Calling for AoNZ peacekeepers to join any such European force to Greenland. (What a time to be alive...)
*How about you real chippy?*
#nzpol
Hey hey!
Even I'm self aware enough not to post smug bullshit like this. And I'm just a parody account so don't really exist.
*Don't do it real chippy. Don't do it.*
Even I'm self aware enough not to post smug bullshit like this. And I'm just a parody account so don't really exist.
*Don't do it real chippy. Don't do it.*
Is this how he sees himself?
That motherfucker has a rich person's magic fucking mirror
That motherfucker has a rich person's magic fucking mirror
January 10, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Hey hey!
Even I'm self aware enough not to post smug bullshit like this. And I'm just a parody account so don't really exist.
*Don't do it real chippy. Don't do it.*
Even I'm self aware enough not to post smug bullshit like this. And I'm just a parody account so don't really exist.
*Don't do it real chippy. Don't do it.*
Hey. There seems to be something about speaking clearly and telling it as it is.
Now, where's my summer playlist. That's what matters to people.
Now, where's my summer playlist. That's what matters to people.
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Hey. There seems to be something about speaking clearly and telling it as it is.
Now, where's my summer playlist. That's what matters to people.
Now, where's my summer playlist. That's what matters to people.
*You could do this real chippy.*
You can, like, just do good.
Good wins if you actually promise it and actually do good.
Good wins if you actually promise it and actually do good.
On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
January 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
*You could do this real chippy.*
Hey hey!
I'm still in hiding. Nah, WFH. 🤣
Waiting for all the bad things to be absorbed into the status quo so I can come back and not have to do or say anything about them.
Better to say nothing than post my summer tunes as Aussie burns, folks are shot in the face and countries are stolen.
I'm still in hiding. Nah, WFH. 🤣
Waiting for all the bad things to be absorbed into the status quo so I can come back and not have to do or say anything about them.
Better to say nothing than post my summer tunes as Aussie burns, folks are shot in the face and countries are stolen.
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Hey hey!
I'm still in hiding. Nah, WFH. 🤣
Waiting for all the bad things to be absorbed into the status quo so I can come back and not have to do or say anything about them.
Better to say nothing than post my summer tunes as Aussie burns, folks are shot in the face and countries are stolen.
I'm still in hiding. Nah, WFH. 🤣
Waiting for all the bad things to be absorbed into the status quo so I can come back and not have to do or say anything about them.
Better to say nothing than post my summer tunes as Aussie burns, folks are shot in the face and countries are stolen.