Hey hey!

What an aspirational message!

Let's all DREAM BIG for the change we want to see this year and make it happen!

*Well, not if you're real chippy. In that case, have a meeting or ten about just keeping things as they are.*

Hey James!

I'm so aspirational, I'm holding out for a hero to save us but a few weeks out.

Where have all the lefties gone, and where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising costs?
Isn't there a Maori knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn...

Hey hey!

I'm gunna tax the rich until we end homelessness and child poverty. And that's just for starters.

*Do it real chippy! DO IT.*

Hey David,

If there's one thing people say about me it's that they always find me trying.

Hey hey!

If you really want to go back to the future, vote for me!

No, wait...

Hey hey!

Did someone say milquetoast?

It's the magic word that summons real chippy!

Hey hey!

I remember well Comrade Little's example. I could step down so the left can win!

Hey hey!

Sounds like the kind of plan an aspirant left wing govt would want to see working.

*C'mon real chippy, acknowledge your friends and show how you can work together for the greater good.*

Hey Rob!

Why yes. There's nothing like recycling cast off policies from the past that seemed like a good idea at the time but that people don't now really have a use for.

*C'mon real chippy, stop trying to find the perfect shade of beige to paint worn-out neo-liberalism so you can sell it as new

Hey hey!

I aspire to end the deliberate political cruelty of homelessness. We're rich enough as a country to care.

*Do it real chippy.*

Hey hey!

Where did you get my election manifesto?

Hey hey! But at least folks had years of low rates!

You're welcome!

Hey hey!

This is great news. I love your mahi and your commitment to making things better.

*If only real chippy would publicly recognise wonderful people stepping into political leadership.*

Hey hey!

I don't blame you.

We all thrive together or not at all.

*Real chippy needs to step up.*

Hey hey!

My aspiration is to have two, long weekend, public holidays dedicated to Prog festivals. Steven Wilson, as honorary Min of Prog, to organise.

Also, Prog Artist in Residence Programme (PARP). Record your next album and tour here.

*Do it real chippy. There's at least two votes in it.*

Hey hey!

I wouldn't work with him.

But I'm not real chippy.

That's nearly a great idea.

Other baked savoury goods are also available you know.

Hey hey!

He's doing a great job.

Even real chippy looks OK next to this dolt.