ApocalypseElf
@apocalypseelf.bsky.social
Not so quiet subversive. 'Quirky'. Theremin player. Pigeon fancier. Pocket friends. "Obstinate, headstrong girl!" I contain multitudes. Aotearoa.
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Well this is…not good 👀 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Well this is…not good 👀 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
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Reminds me of how #NZpolice covered up crimes of cops and convicted rapists Schollum and Skipton, and Assistant Police Commissioner Clint Rickards evaded conviction. Louise Nichols never got justice. Rickards got a $300k payoff and OKed to practice as a lawyer.
#NZpol
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#NZpol
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Nichols disappointed over Rickards decision
Former assistant police commissioner Clint Rickards' progression towards becoming a lawyer has disappointed the woman at the centre of a high...
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November 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Reminds me of how #NZpolice covered up crimes of cops and convicted rapists Schollum and Skipton, and Assistant Police Commissioner Clint Rickards evaded conviction. Louise Nichols never got justice. Rickards got a $300k payoff and OKed to practice as a lawyer.
#NZpol
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#NZpol
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I was thinking exactly the same thing. Chris Hipkins misrepresented what Tamatha Paul said. She knew exactly what she was talking about.
Hipkins crossed a major line when he did that. He should have made it right earlier. Now he NEEDS to make it right.
Hipkins crossed a major line when he did that. He should have made it right earlier. Now he NEEDS to make it right.
Now I’d like to hear Chris Hipkins apologise to Tamatha Paul and the rest of us who he gaslit on police safety not that long ago 😡
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I was thinking exactly the same thing. Chris Hipkins misrepresented what Tamatha Paul said. She knew exactly what she was talking about.
Hipkins crossed a major line when he did that. He should have made it right earlier. Now he NEEDS to make it right.
Hipkins crossed a major line when he did that. He should have made it right earlier. Now he NEEDS to make it right.
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Now I’d like to hear Chris Hipkins apologise to Tamatha Paul and the rest of us who he gaslit on police safety not that long ago 😡
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Now I’d like to hear Chris Hipkins apologise to Tamatha Paul and the rest of us who he gaslit on police safety not that long ago 😡
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To be honest until we stop being disappointed and start getting angry that men can act in appalling and unacceptable ways without consequences, like, say, appointing people who have a demonstrable track record of unacceptable behaviour to Chair positions, extreme disappointment doesn’t mean much.
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
To be honest until we stop being disappointed and start getting angry that men can act in appalling and unacceptable ways without consequences, like, say, appointing people who have a demonstrable track record of unacceptable behaviour to Chair positions, extreme disappointment doesn’t mean much.
I dont like the new Insoector Lynley. Its like the new Bergerac. The actor is all wrong
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I dont like the new Insoector Lynley. Its like the new Bergerac. The actor is all wrong
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Just read the IPCA report, fucking hell. Each para felt like a hammer blow, pounding the last shreds of police leadership integrity into dust.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Just read the IPCA report, fucking hell. Each para felt like a hammer blow, pounding the last shreds of police leadership integrity into dust.
I have to teach this evening and its not fair
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I have to teach this evening and its not fair
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Forget "Defund the Police." Make "Fire everyone, make them all reapply for their jobs with industrial-grade background checks, and make the forensic accountants comfortable for the mother of all line audits" happen, you cowards. #nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead
Suppressions fall away to reveal full story about the downfall of deputy police boss.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Forget "Defund the Police." Make "Fire everyone, make them all reapply for their jobs with industrial-grade background checks, and make the forensic accountants comfortable for the mother of all line audits" happen, you cowards. #nzpol
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
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joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
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[Medieval monastery]
Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?
Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.
Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?
Me: lol yeah
Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?
Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.
Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?
Me: lol yeah
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
[Medieval monastery]
Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?
Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.
Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?
Me: lol yeah
Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?
Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.
Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?
Me: lol yeah
The LiquorLand closet to work has changed hands and I miss the old owners, who were hilarious and their awesome wine selection. I don't know where to buy Rockburn Fume Blanc in Dunedin now :-(
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The LiquorLand closet to work has changed hands and I miss the old owners, who were hilarious and their awesome wine selection. I don't know where to buy Rockburn Fume Blanc in Dunedin now :-(
Just realised there is no champagne in my office fridge
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Just realised there is no champagne in my office fridge
My nine novels everyone should read before they die? excludes NZ and I hate lists
1 I Heard the Owl Call My Name
2 Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
3 The Shipping News
4 Big Sur
5 Hotel New Hampshire
6 The Rings of Saturn
7.The Farewell Symphony
8 The Temple of My Familiar
9 The Missionaries
1 I Heard the Owl Call My Name
2 Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
3 The Shipping News
4 Big Sur
5 Hotel New Hampshire
6 The Rings of Saturn
7.The Farewell Symphony
8 The Temple of My Familiar
9 The Missionaries
My nine novels everyone should read before they die? For today...
1. Persuasion
2. True Grit
3. The Way We Live Now
4. The Moviegoer
5. Invisible Man
6. And Then There Were None
7. The House of Mirth
8. Berlin Alexanderplatz
9. Leave It to Psmith
#BookSky
1. Persuasion
2. True Grit
3. The Way We Live Now
4. The Moviegoer
5. Invisible Man
6. And Then There Were None
7. The House of Mirth
8. Berlin Alexanderplatz
9. Leave It to Psmith
#BookSky
My nine books (no order, but books I think about a lot):
1 - The English Patient
2 - Sula
3 - Use of Weapons
4 - Wolf Hall* (cheating as it's three books)
5 - Hamnet
6 - The Shipping News
7 - Ray Bradbury's Short stories* (also cheating as it's hundreds)
8 - The Truth
9 - Wuthering Heights
1 - The English Patient
2 - Sula
3 - Use of Weapons
4 - Wolf Hall* (cheating as it's three books)
5 - Hamnet
6 - The Shipping News
7 - Ray Bradbury's Short stories* (also cheating as it's hundreds)
8 - The Truth
9 - Wuthering Heights
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My nine novels everyone should read before they die? excludes NZ and I hate lists
1 I Heard the Owl Call My Name
2 Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
3 The Shipping News
4 Big Sur
5 Hotel New Hampshire
6 The Rings of Saturn
7.The Farewell Symphony
8 The Temple of My Familiar
9 The Missionaries
1 I Heard the Owl Call My Name
2 Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
3 The Shipping News
4 Big Sur
5 Hotel New Hampshire
6 The Rings of Saturn
7.The Farewell Symphony
8 The Temple of My Familiar
9 The Missionaries
Will this implode the coalition ? 🤞
Winston Peters says selling Chorus’ debt is stupid. Christopher Luxon shrugs it off and says he will take it to Cabinet anyway,
‘He’s been here for 50 years for goodness sake’ - Luxon dismisses barbs from Peters
Winston Peters says selling Chorus’ debt is stupid. Christopher Luxon shrugs it off and says he will take it to Cabinet anyway,
dlvr.it
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Will this implode the coalition ? 🤞
People who love Marty T on Youtube might like willitrun-p9l cc @paullecomtephoto.nz
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
People who love Marty T on Youtube might like willitrun-p9l cc @paullecomtephoto.nz
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The Clash’s Paul Simonon, running into some young street musicians, will make your day. 💕 🎸
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
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November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Clash’s Paul Simonon, running into some young street musicians, will make your day. 💕 🎸
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
@theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk
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Get yourself a PM who doesn’t talk about public-owned national infrastructure as assets in a ‘portfolio’.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Get yourself a PM who doesn’t talk about public-owned national infrastructure as assets in a ‘portfolio’.
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I don't understand the Chuck Schumer thing
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I don't understand the Chuck Schumer thing
I ate pulse pasta for dinner and wtf
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I ate pulse pasta for dinner and wtf
The op shop had a basket of knee rugs crocheted by Joy Cowley. I bought one
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The op shop had a basket of knee rugs crocheted by Joy Cowley. I bought one
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I mean, what are you saying Karen? They reoffended but they aren't, as of this moment, reoffending? Guess what, I took a shit this morning but I am not, as of this moment, shitting, so that must mean I have never excreted poop and will never do so again! It's logic!
Karen Chhour MP
Today, the final independent report on the Military-Style Academy pilot was released.
I feel strongly that this pilot has been a success. I believe this independent review confirms this, while also....
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November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I mean, what are you saying Karen? They reoffended but they aren't, as of this moment, reoffending? Guess what, I took a shit this morning but I am not, as of this moment, shitting, so that must mean I have never excreted poop and will never do so again! It's logic!