ApocalypseElf
@apocalypseelf.bsky.social
Not so quiet subversive. 'Quirky'. Theremin player. Pigeon fancier. Pocket friends. "Obstinate, headstrong girl!" I contain multitudes. Aotearoa.
Going in search of coffee and RDC is closed today. hit me up if you are around
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Going in search of coffee and RDC is closed today. hit me up if you are around
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This muthafucker! Forcing his old crap onto someone when they are just trying to do their job!
"Here peasant, here is a ten year old piece of crap bike my daughter wouldn't use. A 10 year old cast off from my child is good enough as a Christmas gift for your child!" #NZPol
"Here peasant, here is a ten year old piece of crap bike my daughter wouldn't use. A 10 year old cast off from my child is good enough as a Christmas gift for your child!" #NZPol
![“By me accepting this bicycle [it] would help him clear some space. I accepted the bicycle with my supervisor and senior sergeant present.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h7papgydn5i7s7t67ngeinei/bafkreiekyhb37qm7axfoslapznh6biltyervkzwzdfj3ew2rqtnm3mxzjq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This muthafucker! Forcing his old crap onto someone when they are just trying to do their job!
"Here peasant, here is a ten year old piece of crap bike my daughter wouldn't use. A 10 year old cast off from my child is good enough as a Christmas gift for your child!" #NZPol
"Here peasant, here is a ten year old piece of crap bike my daughter wouldn't use. A 10 year old cast off from my child is good enough as a Christmas gift for your child!" #NZPol
Odd earworm this morning youtu.be/1WbQeDj74kc?...
NWA - F*@k Tha Police (Music Video)
YouTube video by TheHipHopSyko
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Odd earworm this morning youtu.be/1WbQeDj74kc?...
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When you have to check if it’s The Onion or a real headline.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When you have to check if it’s The Onion or a real headline.
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I'm sure studying Hitler's DNA in the current political climate is nothing to worry about.
Right. Hitler's DNA. Brace yourselves for a deluge of misinformation and bad science.
I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.
I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm sure studying Hitler's DNA in the current political climate is nothing to worry about.
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About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.
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What a betrayal!
Winston Peters has handed victory to ACT by supporting the Corporate Bill of Rights that is the Regulatory Standards Bill
Like ACT and National, NZ First is putting corporate interests ahead of everyone else.
#nzpol
www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/pre...
Winston Peters has handed victory to ACT by supporting the Corporate Bill of Rights that is the Regulatory Standards Bill
Like ACT and National, NZ First is putting corporate interests ahead of everyone else.
#nzpol
www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/pre...
Winston Peters and NZ First Hand Victory to ACT over Corporate Bill of Rights - Greenpeace Aotearoa
Despite ACT failing to pass three earlier versions of the Regulatory Standards bill, they have succeeded passing it into law today, due to the backing of NZ First and the…
www.greenpeace.org
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
What a betrayal!
Winston Peters has handed victory to ACT by supporting the Corporate Bill of Rights that is the Regulatory Standards Bill
Like ACT and National, NZ First is putting corporate interests ahead of everyone else.
#nzpol
www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/pre...
Winston Peters has handed victory to ACT by supporting the Corporate Bill of Rights that is the Regulatory Standards Bill
Like ACT and National, NZ First is putting corporate interests ahead of everyone else.
#nzpol
www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/pre...
Right. I am exhausted, and even though I had a good work day yesterday, today it can all go to hell. At a complete loss here
a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes is wearing a black jacket and striped shirt
Alt: a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes is wearing a black jacket and striped shirt
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Right. I am exhausted, and even though I had a good work day yesterday, today it can all go to hell. At a complete loss here
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The revelation that this whole thing is being discussed in the Situation Room is honestly pretty hilarious.
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The revelation that this whole thing is being discussed in the Situation Room is honestly pretty hilarious.
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT.
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I'm sorry but this is the funniest thing that ever happened on this app. She replied with Johnny Cash lyrics to a Johnny Cash article
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November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm sorry but this is the funniest thing that ever happened on this app. She replied with Johnny Cash lyrics to a Johnny Cash article
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“Chambers’ contention that there hasn’t been a systemic failure in police meshes uncomfortably with the dozens of systems failures detailed in the IPCA’s report. Those start with McSkimmings’ recruitment to the role of deputy commissioner in October 2020.” #nzpol
All the systems that failed in the police’s non-systemic failure
The police commissioner says the handling of serious complaints against Jevon McSkimming wasn’t a ‘systemic failure’. That doesn’t explain all the systems that failed.
thespinoff.co.nz
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Chambers’ contention that there hasn’t been a systemic failure in police meshes uncomfortably with the dozens of systems failures detailed in the IPCA’s report. Those start with McSkimmings’ recruitment to the role of deputy commissioner in October 2020.” #nzpol
Fuck funding rounds
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fuck funding rounds
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Slow clap
Charter School Agency signed sports school contract with non-existent trust www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Charter School Agency signed sports school contract with non-existent trust www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Charter School Agency signed sports school contract with non-existent trust
The contract would see a secondary school with a focus on young athletes in Years 11-13 established in Trentham, near Wellington, next year.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Slow clap
Charter School Agency signed sports school contract with non-existent trust www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Charter School Agency signed sports school contract with non-existent trust www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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every company in 2025
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
every company in 2025
I live your joy in #NZSecretSanta. It stresses me out too much to be involved but love watching
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I live your joy in #NZSecretSanta. It stresses me out too much to be involved but love watching
I want this dress but only if it's cotton..... :-(
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I want this dress but only if it's cotton..... :-(
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Still choosing the bear.
“Cocaine Bear meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
Bear walks off with man’s $500 chainsaw, Tennessee video shows. ‘This means war’
“Cocaine Bear meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
bit.ly
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Still choosing the bear.
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Grid emergency notice sparked by solar storm
Grid emergency notice sparked by solar storm
Transpower has take some southern transmission lines out of service ahead of a severe geomagnetic storm.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Grid emergency notice sparked by solar storm
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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If anyone is interested … ‘my’ old bill, the Companies (Address information) Amendment Bill is in the House right now for its third reading.
Thank you so much to Hon Dr Deborah Russell @beefaerie.bsky.social for working so long and hard to get the bill to this stage.
Now, PASS!!! 🤞🏼
#nzpol
Thank you so much to Hon Dr Deborah Russell @beefaerie.bsky.social for working so long and hard to get the bill to this stage.
Now, PASS!!! 🤞🏼
#nzpol
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
If anyone is interested … ‘my’ old bill, the Companies (Address information) Amendment Bill is in the House right now for its third reading.
Thank you so much to Hon Dr Deborah Russell @beefaerie.bsky.social for working so long and hard to get the bill to this stage.
Now, PASS!!! 🤞🏼
#nzpol
Thank you so much to Hon Dr Deborah Russell @beefaerie.bsky.social for working so long and hard to get the bill to this stage.
Now, PASS!!! 🤞🏼
#nzpol
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Three powerful white men refuse to apologise to a young wahine Māori who was right all along? Colour me shocked.
Luxon, Mitchell, and Hipkins all failed to apologise in the House to Tamatha Paul today for their derogatory comments about her stating that police on the streets doesn't make people feel safe, and Tamatha has too much grace and class to demand it.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Three powerful white men refuse to apologise to a young wahine Māori who was right all along? Colour me shocked.
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Mark Mitchell says 36 emails were sent to his office but also that a protocol had been put in place by the Police Commissioner's office to prevent him seeing them.
I'd love a journo to ask:
1. When was the protocol put in place?
2. When did Mark Mitchell become aware of the protocol?
#nzpol
I'd love a journo to ask:
1. When was the protocol put in place?
2. When did Mark Mitchell become aware of the protocol?
#nzpol
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Mark Mitchell says 36 emails were sent to his office but also that a protocol had been put in place by the Police Commissioner's office to prevent him seeing them.
I'd love a journo to ask:
1. When was the protocol put in place?
2. When did Mark Mitchell become aware of the protocol?
#nzpol
I'd love a journo to ask:
1. When was the protocol put in place?
2. When did Mark Mitchell become aware of the protocol?
#nzpol
Stress shopping....MOAR DRESSES. Well no because fat lady shopping isn't fun
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Stress shopping....MOAR DRESSES. Well no because fat lady shopping isn't fun