Dr. Problems
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Much like Neil Young, I can't tell you how to feel. (he/him)
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Without cheating, who do you think the speaker is here?
February 14, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Without cheating, who do you think the speaker is here?
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I really have been treated unfairly. It's true. Happy Valentine's Day!!!
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I really have been treated unfairly. It's true. Happy Valentine's Day!!!
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
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this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze
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Really love the idea of one guy getting to decide who gets cancelled and who doesn't, and his name is Sir Boycott
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Really love the idea of one guy getting to decide who gets cancelled and who doesn't, and his name is Sir Boycott
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You can try to have a Strong Regulatory State™️ to keep everyone ethical but if the people on top can use their money and power to undo that Strong Regulatory State™️ in about a generation ….did you really have one?
February 13, 2026 at 10:44 AM
You can try to have a Strong Regulatory State™️ to keep everyone ethical but if the people on top can use their money and power to undo that Strong Regulatory State™️ in about a generation ….did you really have one?
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And just for the record, if they like you, they'll pine over you endlessly but never do anything about it because they're scared of getting in trouble. But don't sweat that because it's not you, it's another hotter customer with a really sweet smile. Good Morning!!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
And just for the record, if they like you, they'll pine over you endlessly but never do anything about it because they're scared of getting in trouble. But don't sweat that because it's not you, it's another hotter customer with a really sweet smile. Good Morning!!!
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starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
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That's so true. Your mom IS helping them gangstalk you. But when she needs some help around the house herself, that's where Blue Apron comes in.
OPENAI: STARTING TEST ROLLOUT OF ADS IN CHATGPT TODAY FOR A SUBSET OF FREE AND GO USERS IN THE U.S.
February 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
That's so true. Your mom IS helping them gangstalk you. But when she needs some help around the house herself, that's where Blue Apron comes in.
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a nice thing about when the internet was a bunch of little sites and servers was that it was a lot harder for governments to pressure "the chat provider everyone uses" to implement age verification.
you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy
you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
a nice thing about when the internet was a bunch of little sites and servers was that it was a lot harder for governments to pressure "the chat provider everyone uses" to implement age verification.
you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy
you wanna pressure 300 separate IRC servers? good luck with that. but one company? easy
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"the richest man in the world has a cowboy-themed brother" is something 2003-era Garth Ennis would take out of his script in the editing stage, "too stoopid" written in the margins next to a weird slur
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
"the richest man in the world has a cowboy-themed brother" is something 2003-era Garth Ennis would take out of his script in the editing stage, "too stoopid" written in the margins next to a weird slur
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Good Morning. I should hate to see an unfortunate fate befall you.
February 8, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Good Morning. I should hate to see an unfortunate fate befall you.
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Any time I look to see what the Labour government is up to in the UK it turns out to be things like making posters that Alfonso Cuarón put in the background of the long tracking shot that opens “Children of Men”.
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Any time I look to see what the Labour government is up to in the UK it turns out to be things like making posters that Alfonso Cuarón put in the background of the long tracking shot that opens “Children of Men”.
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Italian Winter Olympic athletes love to be named Johannes Würnstraße and be from a lovely town called Alpenstrudel in the Italian region known as Süd-Österreich
February 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Italian Winter Olympic athletes love to be named Johannes Würnstraße and be from a lovely town called Alpenstrudel in the Italian region known as Süd-Österreich
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February 6, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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[Sucking up to God] All things are beautiful. I love life.
February 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
[Sucking up to God] All things are beautiful. I love life.
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You know this doc drop spooked the elites because they hit up every group chat to get all the bald/beard/glasses dipshits to get to typing and podcasting about The Serious Thinker’s Case For Having Sex With Children
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You know this doc drop spooked the elites because they hit up every group chat to get all the bald/beard/glasses dipshits to get to typing and podcasting about The Serious Thinker’s Case For Having Sex With Children
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Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017
Look. All technology comes with a learning curve.
gizmodo.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
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Good Morning!!! DECIDE PERFECTION!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Good Morning!!! DECIDE PERFECTION!!!
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
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I'm piecing evidence together
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm piecing evidence together
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Hey, remember when the USSR collapsed and figures like Bill Clinton and Larry Summers oversaw the picking apart of Russia for scraps, collapsing life expectancies and turning the former Soviet bloc into a hotbed of sex trafficking of vulnerable girls for ‘modelling’? Don’t worry: Russian plot!
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Hey, remember when the USSR collapsed and figures like Bill Clinton and Larry Summers oversaw the picking apart of Russia for scraps, collapsing life expectancies and turning the former Soviet bloc into a hotbed of sex trafficking of vulnerable girls for ‘modelling’? Don’t worry: Russian plot!
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For sure man: Larry Summers, Peter Thiel, Ehud Barak, Peter Mandelson, Bill Gates, and basically every other oligarch, power broker and political bigwig in the western power structure were all taken in by a devious Russian plot to enact the precise policy suite they’ve espoused their entire careers.
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 AM
For sure man: Larry Summers, Peter Thiel, Ehud Barak, Peter Mandelson, Bill Gates, and basically every other oligarch, power broker and political bigwig in the western power structure were all taken in by a devious Russian plot to enact the precise policy suite they’ve espoused their entire careers.
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.