Arijan
@arijanw.bsky.social
I don't have a cock, but store bought is fine
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I need my coochie eaten directly off the bone rn.
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I need my coochie eaten directly off the bone rn.
POV: all of your friends are autistic. They say weird or profound shit all the time and sometimes you have to lay on them when they're overstimulated at parties. You cannot say anything about their special interest without them explaining it again for 30 minutes. You love them. They're your besties.
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
POV: all of your friends are autistic. They say weird or profound shit all the time and sometimes you have to lay on them when they're overstimulated at parties. You cannot say anything about their special interest without them explaining it again for 30 minutes. You love them. They're your besties.
The jock/nerd archetypes are tired and outdated. Someone make a high-school movie about mean kids in skinny jeans and kids with tails that make everyone uncomfortable when their favorite show that was dead 3 seasons ago is brought up.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The jock/nerd archetypes are tired and outdated. Someone make a high-school movie about mean kids in skinny jeans and kids with tails that make everyone uncomfortable when their favorite show that was dead 3 seasons ago is brought up.
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INSANE LIFE CHEATCODE: choose to be miserable and then play the victim about it
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Obligatory this is not a sub-skeet
"You will not try to manage conflict, you will not try to manage conflict, you will not try to manage conflict"
My inner child: you have to make every single person on earth be nice to eachother
"Shit OK"
My inner child: you have to make every single person on earth be nice to eachother
"Shit OK"
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"You will not try to manage conflict, you will not try to manage conflict, you will not try to manage conflict"
My inner child: you have to make every single person on earth be nice to eachother
"Shit OK"
My inner child: you have to make every single person on earth be nice to eachother
"Shit OK"
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A bajillion years ago (around 2016), I was desperate for work and a client asked me to write an ad-lib listicle generator for a defunct news site he still owned and hoped to juice some last ad dollars out of. "11 times Jennifer Aniston was on fleek" ...just inane shit like that. Well...
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
A bajillion years ago (around 2016), I was desperate for work and a client asked me to write an ad-lib listicle generator for a defunct news site he still owned and hoped to juice some last ad dollars out of. "11 times Jennifer Aniston was on fleek" ...just inane shit like that. Well...
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When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
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The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
Theres actually an important convo to be had re: the difference between 5 & 15yo victims of predation, how society treats them, etc. but the ppl most eager to have that talk tend to be interested in the concept of “acceptability” & excusing predation rather than preventing it or helping anyone
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
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The Greek anarchist group Revolutionary Struggle was added to the FTO list in 2009 by Obama's Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Another Greek anarchist group, Conspiracy of Cells of Fire, was added in 2011, five years before Trump's first election.
Wow: the Trump administration is for the first time ever designating four "Antifa" groups as Foreign Terrorist Organizations.
This is a big step. Until now, they had only pursued a domestic terrorist org designation, which has less teeth than FTO.
This is a big step. Until now, they had only pursued a domestic terrorist org designation, which has less teeth than FTO.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Greek anarchist group Revolutionary Struggle was added to the FTO list in 2009 by Obama's Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Another Greek anarchist group, Conspiracy of Cells of Fire, was added in 2011, five years before Trump's first election.
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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A stock dip comes after Reuters reported Meta estimated a chunk of revenue would come from running fraudulent ads.
Mark Zuckerberg Drops To Sixth-Richest After Meta Stock Slides
A stock dip comes after Reuters reported Meta estimated a chunk of revenue would come from running fraudulent ads.
www.forbes.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A stock dip comes after Reuters reported Meta estimated a chunk of revenue would come from running fraudulent ads.
There's a woman here bragging about living in the same neighborhood as Tiger Woods. Get the fuck out of my dive bar
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
There's a woman here bragging about living in the same neighborhood as Tiger Woods. Get the fuck out of my dive bar
Don't lose sight of the fact that this shutdown is happening because the Republicans want our insurance premiums to skyrocket. They are starving the people, to starve the people.
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Don't lose sight of the fact that this shutdown is happening because the Republicans want our insurance premiums to skyrocket. They are starving the people, to starve the people.
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Yes hello, I am the worst guy who everyone hates. I am doing money crimes by harming the environment and people. I stole someone else's idea and turned it into a product that explodes and or coaxes people into suicide, sometimes both at the same time, and I deserve one trillion dollars. Thank you.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Yes hello, I am the worst guy who everyone hates. I am doing money crimes by harming the environment and people. I stole someone else's idea and turned it into a product that explodes and or coaxes people into suicide, sometimes both at the same time, and I deserve one trillion dollars. Thank you.
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Ultimately Nancy Pelosi’s legacy is that she just kinda forgot to mentor a single person and that’s why we have Hakeem Jeffries now
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ultimately Nancy Pelosi’s legacy is that she just kinda forgot to mentor a single person and that’s why we have Hakeem Jeffries now
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Comedian Godfrey having a laugh with some of the troops in DC. 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Comedian Godfrey having a laugh with some of the troops in DC. 🤣
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The center of politics is not a fixed point, and anyone who acts as if it is is either delusional or seeking to delude others.
October 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The center of politics is not a fixed point, and anyone who acts as if it is is either delusional or seeking to delude others.
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Democrats hastily making an AI video where a Chuck Schumer dirigible pisses on protesters to offer voters a more reasonable option
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Democrats hastily making an AI video where a Chuck Schumer dirigible pisses on protesters to offer voters a more reasonable option
Knowing things is overrated
October 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Knowing things is overrated
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Just know when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just know when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
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“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
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it just feels like.
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
it just feels like.
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The thing about Thunberg is that you don’t have to like her or think she’s doing anything ‘meaningful’, any publicity to a cause is good and she holds a mirror or to world leaders being cunts and it may seem hollow but it’s not really
October 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The thing about Thunberg is that you don’t have to like her or think she’s doing anything ‘meaningful’, any publicity to a cause is good and she holds a mirror or to world leaders being cunts and it may seem hollow but it’s not really