Nelson AM
@mannoslen.bsky.social
Simple country lawyer just hoping the best for people.
I think we can all agree that the worst meeting is a pointless one that could have never been an e-mail....
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I think we can all agree that the worst meeting is a pointless one that could have never been an e-mail....
Never understood people who gatekeep hobbies or interests. Like if I can get one more person to like the music I like or the Venture Bros it makes my day. Getting real mad because a company dared to say women like video games too / trying to get more people into gaming is just so bonkers to me.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Never understood people who gatekeep hobbies or interests. Like if I can get one more person to like the music I like or the Venture Bros it makes my day. Getting real mad because a company dared to say women like video games too / trying to get more people into gaming is just so bonkers to me.
Fun swear word alternatives:
FLIP Wilson
FUNKenwaggles
Shiitake mushrooms
Ballcock
flim flam (best if said while forcing yourself to be quiet)
Son of a mother
Hip Check
Fuss budget
Gypsum
In Session the 1983 Albert King album with SRV
FLIP Wilson
FUNKenwaggles
Shiitake mushrooms
Ballcock
flim flam (best if said while forcing yourself to be quiet)
Son of a mother
Hip Check
Fuss budget
Gypsum
In Session the 1983 Albert King album with SRV
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Fun swear word alternatives:
FLIP Wilson
FUNKenwaggles
Shiitake mushrooms
Ballcock
flim flam (best if said while forcing yourself to be quiet)
Son of a mother
Hip Check
Fuss budget
Gypsum
In Session the 1983 Albert King album with SRV
FLIP Wilson
FUNKenwaggles
Shiitake mushrooms
Ballcock
flim flam (best if said while forcing yourself to be quiet)
Son of a mother
Hip Check
Fuss budget
Gypsum
In Session the 1983 Albert King album with SRV
Where is El Santo when we need him!?*
*alternate joke - I know El Santo would make quick work of Mayor Johnny but sometimes its about the journey, not the destination.
*alternate joke - I know El Santo would make quick work of Mayor Johnny but sometimes its about the journey, not the destination.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Where is El Santo when we need him!?*
*alternate joke - I know El Santo would make quick work of Mayor Johnny but sometimes its about the journey, not the destination.
*alternate joke - I know El Santo would make quick work of Mayor Johnny but sometimes its about the journey, not the destination.
[listening to Desperado by the Eagles as one lone tear falls] I haven't snapped into a slim jim in a while.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
[listening to Desperado by the Eagles as one lone tear falls] I haven't snapped into a slim jim in a while.
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I see we’re arguing about Parks & Rec and that’s what you people get for watching any show besides the Simpsons seasons 3-9
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I see we’re arguing about Parks & Rec and that’s what you people get for watching any show besides the Simpsons seasons 3-9
Can’t wait for the new @pattonoswalt.bsky.social special Trummers, strummers, and plumbers…
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Can’t wait for the new @pattonoswalt.bsky.social special Trummers, strummers, and plumbers…
Jake Tapper: but you ARE hitting yourself are you not? He is clearly asking you to stop. I am just asking you to accept the reality that you should take responsibility for this too.
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Jake Tapper: but you ARE hitting yourself are you not? He is clearly asking you to stop. I am just asking you to accept the reality that you should take responsibility for this too.
Oh no! the Supreme Court just suggested that X is a country! *
*says dork who is listening to live oral arguments
*says dork who is listening to live oral arguments
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Oh no! the Supreme Court just suggested that X is a country! *
*says dork who is listening to live oral arguments
*says dork who is listening to live oral arguments
One of my biggest fears is that I will be walking at the park and a baseball will come my way and someone will ask me to throw it to them.... Also the name for the order was Nelson...
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
One of my biggest fears is that I will be walking at the park and a baseball will come my way and someone will ask me to throw it to them.... Also the name for the order was Nelson...
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I love the idea of turning off Do Not Disturb. It's like, "Okay. You may now disturb."
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I love the idea of turning off Do Not Disturb. It's like, "Okay. You may now disturb."
[using an artificial voicebox] I started using spoopy ironically but now I actually use it. Don’t make the same mistakes I made.
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
[using an artificial voicebox] I started using spoopy ironically but now I actually use it. Don’t make the same mistakes I made.
[whiney mocking voice] Have you no decency? That’s what you sound like.
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
[whiney mocking voice] Have you no decency? That’s what you sound like.
I’m apparently still getting blocked so at least I’m getting myself out there!
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m apparently still getting blocked so at least I’m getting myself out there!
Sometimes I feel like I'm being Truman Show'ed but on public access TV...
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes I feel like I'm being Truman Show'ed but on public access TV...
I've been stifling myself for various reasons but jump back because you are gonna start seeing some of that classic, biting wit.... any post now.
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I've been stifling myself for various reasons but jump back because you are gonna start seeing some of that classic, biting wit.... any post now.
Turns out democracy was Doritos the whole time...
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Turns out democracy was Doritos the whole time...
I miss my “anywhosits” phase…
October 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I miss my “anywhosits” phase…
All these years and I’ve just been chasing that whales and crystal lite high….
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
All these years and I’ve just been chasing that whales and crystal lite high….
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Hey, will you be my friend? Asking for a friend.
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hey, will you be my friend? Asking for a friend.
That feeling when the sock isn't right but just for the little toe...
October 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
That feeling when the sock isn't right but just for the little toe...
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Having a great time over here just posting and deleting and reposting
October 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Having a great time over here just posting and deleting and reposting
I never knew my great grandmother but I knew we were kindred spirits when she would get super upset because he wasn’t even the Gipper.
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I never knew my great grandmother but I knew we were kindred spirits when she would get super upset because he wasn’t even the Gipper.
You know... you can hold Rocktober in your heart all year long.
October 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
You know... you can hold Rocktober in your heart all year long.
Nothing like the muffled sounds of the employee appreciation fair happening outside that you can't attend because of all the work you have to do...
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Nothing like the muffled sounds of the employee appreciation fair happening outside that you can't attend because of all the work you have to do...