Bryan Butnobee
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Teacher: *exasperated* You can do it - just repeat after me… E-PIT-O-ME
Mr T: *slowly* E-PIT-O-THE-FOOL!
Mr T: *slowly* E-PIT-O-THE-FOOL!
Nobody:
2yo: Invents new sound frequencies to scream
2yo: Invents new sound frequencies to scream
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Nobody:
2yo: Invents new sound frequencies to scream
2yo: Invents new sound frequencies to scream
Do you know who you’re talking to buddy? I’m the world’s preeminent artist of AIM Buddy Icons and Winamp skins.
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Do you know who you’re talking to buddy? I’m the world’s preeminent artist of AIM Buddy Icons and Winamp skins.
You’re definitely using “the least you could do” wrong. I’m nowhere close to the least I could do.
January 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
You’re definitely using “the least you could do” wrong. I’m nowhere close to the least I could do.
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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seeing an early front runner for worst guy of the year
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
seeing an early front runner for worst guy of the year
If nothing, I look to the post-World War II governments of Germany and Japan and have hope that we may one day regain legitimacy by getting our asses kicked for being awful.
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
If nothing, I look to the post-World War II governments of Germany and Japan and have hope that we may one day regain legitimacy by getting our asses kicked for being awful.
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(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
Maybe do something about it? You act like you’re powerless. Fucking eh…
However, I disagree with President Trump’s use of U.S. military forces without Congressional approval & worry deeply about this Admin’s follow through on foreign policy interventions.
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Maybe do something about it? You act like you’re powerless. Fucking eh…
How many servings of fruit are in Fruity Pebbles?
Doctor: Please have a seat. We need to have a serious talk.
Doctor: Please have a seat. We need to have a serious talk.
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
How many servings of fruit are in Fruity Pebbles?
Doctor: Please have a seat. We need to have a serious talk.
Doctor: Please have a seat. We need to have a serious talk.
“Don’t knock it until you try it!” I scream, bursting through every door in the neighborhood!
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
“Don’t knock it until you try it!” I scream, bursting through every door in the neighborhood!
Fuck everyone in power
Debbie Wasserman Schultz called Maduro's capture "welcome news" but criticized Trump for "apparently failing to notify Congress beforehand".
This is the neoliberal position in a nutshell: Substantively fine with regime change and imperial power projection, just mad about process.
This is the neoliberal position in a nutshell: Substantively fine with regime change and imperial power projection, just mad about process.
House Democrat calls Trump's Maduro capture 'welcome news' as left labels it 'illegal'
Most Democrats are blasting the Trump administration after the U.S. conducted an operation to capture Venezuela's leader, Nicolás Maduro.
www.foxnews.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Fuck everyone in power
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Debbie Wasserman Schultz called Maduro's capture "welcome news" but criticized Trump for "apparently failing to notify Congress beforehand".
This is the neoliberal position in a nutshell: Substantively fine with regime change and imperial power projection, just mad about process.
This is the neoliberal position in a nutshell: Substantively fine with regime change and imperial power projection, just mad about process.
House Democrat calls Trump's Maduro capture 'welcome news' as left labels it 'illegal'
Most Democrats are blasting the Trump administration after the U.S. conducted an operation to capture Venezuela's leader, Nicolás Maduro.
www.foxnews.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Debbie Wasserman Schultz called Maduro's capture "welcome news" but criticized Trump for "apparently failing to notify Congress beforehand".
This is the neoliberal position in a nutshell: Substantively fine with regime change and imperial power projection, just mad about process.
This is the neoliberal position in a nutshell: Substantively fine with regime change and imperial power projection, just mad about process.
The Queens ride alongside the Royal Yacht Britannia. 🧐
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The Queens ride alongside the Royal Yacht Britannia. 🧐
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
If they don’t care about the sovereignty of free people in Venezuela, what makes you think they care about anybody’s, including yours here? There are no principles.
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If they don’t care about the sovereignty of free people in Venezuela, what makes you think they care about anybody’s, including yours here? There are no principles.
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Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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I dare you to come and say that shit to my face, your honor
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I dare you to come and say that shit to my face, your honor
When you endeavor to be in a bad mood, you will succeed. Happy 2025!
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When you endeavor to be in a bad mood, you will succeed. Happy 2025!
2026 will be the year of the guillotine, but don’t lose your head about it.
2026 will be the year of the highlighter pen, mark my words
December 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
2026 will be the year of the guillotine, but don’t lose your head about it.
2026 resolution to hurl around the insult “twat” as necessary.
December 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
2026 resolution to hurl around the insult “twat” as necessary.
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Goodnight, loon
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon
Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife
Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers
Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon
Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife
Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers
Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
September 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Goodnight, loon
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon
Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife
Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers
Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
Goodnight, all those waiting for The News to come soon
Goodnight, "proof" of life
Goodnight, garbage wife
Goodnight, weird hand bruises
Goodnight, red hat losers
Goodnight, nobody
Goodnight, cow
And goodnight to the internet whispering "let it be now"
I already got out of bed once to pee today. I’m afraid that’s all the strength I have for the day
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I already got out of bed once to pee today. I’m afraid that’s all the strength I have for the day