Freddie Freeman’s Veneers
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Good morning to any man of mine! I’m gonna getcha good and find out whos bed your boots been under! From this moment on we dont be stupid. Because when you kiss me, man, I feel like a woman. Ka-ching! You win my love! ::chainsaw noises:: home aint where his heart is!!!
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Good morning to any man of mine! I’m gonna getcha good and find out whos bed your boots been under! From this moment on we dont be stupid. Because when you kiss me, man, I feel like a woman. Ka-ching! You win my love! ::chainsaw noises:: home aint where his heart is!!!
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The captions on Lane Kiffin’s instagram stories are going to be so faux-cryptic you can’t even believe it. We’re talking “star wide receiver who got 2 catches on 2 targets in a loss” posts. “2003 AIM away message” content
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The captions on Lane Kiffin’s instagram stories are going to be so faux-cryptic you can’t even believe it. We’re talking “star wide receiver who got 2 catches on 2 targets in a loss” posts. “2003 AIM away message” content
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RIP Mike F, he made endless bangers but this is my favorite
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
RIP Mike F, he made endless bangers but this is my favorite
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If you’re not familiar with The Neighborhood Listen podcast, we improvise in character based on Nextdoor posts but also sometimes we do watchalongs to five minutes of a movie. This one got away from us. Thanks to listener “T. Asimuth Schwitters” for putting this together
The Last Five Minutes of Meet Joe Black! with The Neighborhood Listen
YouTube video by T. Azimuth Schwitters
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December 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you’re not familiar with The Neighborhood Listen podcast, we improvise in character based on Nextdoor posts but also sometimes we do watchalongs to five minutes of a movie. This one got away from us. Thanks to listener “T. Asimuth Schwitters” for putting this together
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The Crusades were a make-work program for second sons who were so hated that the most lauded and revered person in Christendom to ever come out of them was literally Saladin
The funniest part is that the whole point of funding the crusades was to send your potential sources of domestic political instability (loud, violent lunatics) off on a mission where, worst case scenario, they were out of your hair for several years or, best case scenario, they died.
Far-right groups are co-opting the aesthetics of the Crusades for their own objectives, transforming an obsession with feudal justice into a campaign for a White Christian nation.
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Crusades were a make-work program for second sons who were so hated that the most lauded and revered person in Christendom to ever come out of them was literally Saladin
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
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Any contemporary of Lincoln describing his personality: His natural sagacity was matched only by his wit and good humor
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Any contemporary of Lincoln describing his personality: His natural sagacity was matched only by his wit and good humor
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
I was dictating a Teams message to a work colleague and Siri changed "surreptitious" to "syrup tits." Silicon Valley needs more representation for people with country-ass accents.
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I was dictating a Teams message to a work colleague and Siri changed "surreptitious" to "syrup tits." Silicon Valley needs more representation for people with country-ass accents.
Agatha Christie wrote so many Poirot books with basically this same structure. It works.
a Knives Out movie where Benoit Blanc, previously unseen for the first 2.5 hours, strolls up to the murder scene at the very end with a bagel sandwich in a brown paper sack and unravels the whole thing with his mouth full
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Agatha Christie wrote so many Poirot books with basically this same structure. It works.
Nightmare blunt rotation
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
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Seeing a fabulous scholar flying overhead:
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Seeing a fabulous scholar flying overhead:
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college football analysts talk about The Committee the same way characters in the Mission: Impossible movies talk about The Entity
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
college football analysts talk about The Committee the same way characters in the Mission: Impossible movies talk about The Entity
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
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Checks out
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Checks out
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If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
The only house in our whole neighborhood that didn't shovel the snow on their sidewalk is the one with a "Fuck Joe Biden" flag in the garage and little signs in the yard that say "Please be respectful: no dog pee on our grass." Pretty much sums up the Maga mindset completely.
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The only house in our whole neighborhood that didn't shovel the snow on their sidewalk is the one with a "Fuck Joe Biden" flag in the garage and little signs in the yard that say "Please be respectful: no dog pee on our grass." Pretty much sums up the Maga mindset completely.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Watching again and, now more than ever,
![Dune Part Two Letterboxd review by me:
[watching a movie that depicts a figure rising to power while signaling a future as horrible as it is inevitable] Hell yeah get their ass Paul](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreibtyi6kd2silwnqurio3fjwwzdn2rz3qh4c64yk43eb7xexnp6vhu@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Watching again and, now more than ever,
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
Shout out to the true hero first responders this holiday season: the plumbers unclogging all of those extremely clogged toilets across the country.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Shout out to the true hero first responders this holiday season: the plumbers unclogging all of those extremely clogged toilets across the country.
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird