🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison
@anitmata.bsky.social
@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend and ethically-sourced adrenochrome provider.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
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common mistake! it's actually spelled Epenstain Files
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
common mistake! it's actually spelled Epenstain Files
Okay, the April 2022 Blahaj shortage, that's on us
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Okay, the April 2022 Blahaj shortage, that's on us
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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GATHER ROUND A 🧵 on an ancient drug heist from a famous king (Tut), revealed for the first time:
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Opium use in ancient Egypt: Alabaster vase residue points to widespread use
Examination of an ancient alabaster vase in the Yale Peabody Museum's Babylonian Collection has revealed traces of opiates, providing the clearest evidence to date of broad opium use in ancient Egypti...
phys.org
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
GATHER ROUND A 🧵 on an ancient drug heist from a famous king (Tut), revealed for the first time:
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Another reason for me to love Oregon
On this day 55 years ago, blubber went boom at the Oregon Coast.
That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale.
Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.
That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale.
Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.
‘It was like a blubber snowstorm’: Why Oregon blew up a whale in 1970
The exploding whale is a piece of Oregon lore that just won’t go away. It’s one of those real-life stories that just sounds too strange to be real.
www.opb.org
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Another reason for me to love Oregon
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Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
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Lib Dem Leader @eddavey.libdems.org.uk:
"A great British institution is under attack from a foreign government. President Trump is trying to destroy our BBC... Trump has undermined press freedom in America. Now he's trying to do the same here, disgracefully egged on by the leader of Reform."
"A great British institution is under attack from a foreign government. President Trump is trying to destroy our BBC... Trump has undermined press freedom in America. Now he's trying to do the same here, disgracefully egged on by the leader of Reform."
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Lib Dem Leader @eddavey.libdems.org.uk:
"A great British institution is under attack from a foreign government. President Trump is trying to destroy our BBC... Trump has undermined press freedom in America. Now he's trying to do the same here, disgracefully egged on by the leader of Reform."
"A great British institution is under attack from a foreign government. President Trump is trying to destroy our BBC... Trump has undermined press freedom in America. Now he's trying to do the same here, disgracefully egged on by the leader of Reform."
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
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weird that I and hundrededs of thousands maybe more will have healthcare next year bc of mcbride and that doesnt factor into so many of y’all’s impressions of her
[person whos literally never been poor enough to be on Medicaid and always downplays income voice]: what has mcbride ever done for us???
[person whos literally never been poor enough to be on Medicaid and always downplays income voice]: what has mcbride ever done for us???
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
weird that I and hundrededs of thousands maybe more will have healthcare next year bc of mcbride and that doesnt factor into so many of y’all’s impressions of her
[person whos literally never been poor enough to be on Medicaid and always downplays income voice]: what has mcbride ever done for us???
[person whos literally never been poor enough to be on Medicaid and always downplays income voice]: what has mcbride ever done for us???
I am drunk for the first time since 1998 and I really don't see the appeal
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I am drunk for the first time since 1998 and I really don't see the appeal
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oh no am i the repost man
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
oh no am i the repost man
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this is the craziest thing I've read in a long time???? Meta projected that 10% of its revenue last year, $16 billion, came from scams. Meta intentionally charges the scammers MORE and knows that people who click on scams are more likely to see more of them www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
this is the craziest thing I've read in a long time???? Meta projected that 10% of its revenue last year, $16 billion, came from scams. Meta intentionally charges the scammers MORE and knows that people who click on scams are more likely to see more of them www.reuters.com/investigatio...
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I will owe @anitmata.bsky.social at least one extra hug tomorrow for helping me steer out of this. (My therapist helped too.) I am so lucky to know her, to love her and to be loved by her.
I feel like being responsible and planning things out carefully should have earned me the right to not be having a panic attack right now. I am literally looking at my mostly packed luggage and sobbing for no real reason
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I will owe @anitmata.bsky.social at least one extra hug tomorrow for helping me steer out of this. (My therapist helped too.) I am so lucky to know her, to love her and to be loved by her.
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I told you all my Canadian girlfriend was real! Now I have proof!!
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I told you all my Canadian girlfriend was real! Now I have proof!!
She is too
Luckily, the big snow heap up here in Kitchener happens to coincide with me being way too sore to spend a bunch of time out and about. It's supposed to warm up later this week, and by then I should be feeling more limber.
Also I made my girlfriend breakfast this morning so I am very happy
Also I made my girlfriend breakfast this morning so I am very happy
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
She is too
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Yes I edit my pics. Yes I use filters. Yes I use camera angles. Yes I take fifty photos and keep one. But that is besides the point. The right is me. That is me. No amount of phone trickery can remove that.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Yes I edit my pics. Yes I use filters. Yes I use camera angles. Yes I take fifty photos and keep one. But that is besides the point. The right is me. That is me. No amount of phone trickery can remove that.
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It is absolutely wild to me that these are the same person. Wild. About a year apart.
It's little tiny things. Ok I lost a lot of weight, but:
- got better at makeup (the makeup artist did me a dirty on the left)
- started wearing lipstick
- worked out how to play with my hair parting
It's little tiny things. Ok I lost a lot of weight, but:
- got better at makeup (the makeup artist did me a dirty on the left)
- started wearing lipstick
- worked out how to play with my hair parting
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It is absolutely wild to me that these are the same person. Wild. About a year apart.
It's little tiny things. Ok I lost a lot of weight, but:
- got better at makeup (the makeup artist did me a dirty on the left)
- started wearing lipstick
- worked out how to play with my hair parting
It's little tiny things. Ok I lost a lot of weight, but:
- got better at makeup (the makeup artist did me a dirty on the left)
- started wearing lipstick
- worked out how to play with my hair parting
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Joyce Carol Oates just pulverized him, didn’t she?
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Joyce Carol Oates just pulverized him, didn’t she?
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
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Solar’s price drop is astonishing: panels are now 98% cheaper than when I first analyzed them in 2004.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Solar’s price drop is astonishing: panels are now 98% cheaper than when I first analyzed them in 2004.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
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If I was regularly playing 40k against some friends my painting motivation would raise by 100%(and by 500% against trans femmes minis painters)
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If I was regularly playing 40k against some friends my painting motivation would raise by 100%(and by 500% against trans femmes minis painters)
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Men have one problem and it’s not knowing when to get our dicks out and when to keep them in our shorts
From the New Yorker, in case the NYT hadn't done enough 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Men have one problem and it’s not knowing when to get our dicks out and when to keep them in our shorts
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.