🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison
@anitmata.bsky.social
@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend and Polybius speedrun champion 2021.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
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I have sufficiently shut out the outside world and the awfulness of everything enough that I could write, and I have now put the phrases "the sewer sharks of Nineveh" and "Marduk didn't notice, for it was leg day" in the same paragraph, and for a few seconds all's right with the world.
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I have sufficiently shut out the outside world and the awfulness of everything enough that I could write, and I have now put the phrases "the sewer sharks of Nineveh" and "Marduk didn't notice, for it was leg day" in the same paragraph, and for a few seconds all's right with the world.
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Currently thinking about that legendary Frankie Boyle bit about the US military and how they will not only invade your country and kill all of your people but then they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Currently thinking about that legendary Frankie Boyle bit about the US military and how they will not only invade your country and kill all of your people but then they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad
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i’ve only been bullied to my face for wearing a mask about 4-5 times, which is a low amount of times for the years i’ve been at it
but i do find it interesting that every single time it’s been a man or a group of men ~18-60 years of age :)
but i do find it interesting that every single time it’s been a man or a group of men ~18-60 years of age :)
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
i’ve only been bullied to my face for wearing a mask about 4-5 times, which is a low amount of times for the years i’ve been at it
but i do find it interesting that every single time it’s been a man or a group of men ~18-60 years of age :)
but i do find it interesting that every single time it’s been a man or a group of men ~18-60 years of age :)
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halfway convinced they’re going to release maduro in like a week
Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
halfway convinced they’re going to release maduro in like a week
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there is Go About Your Daily Life, and there is Death For No Gain. if anyone has another option i'm all fucking ears. everyone is.
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
there is Go About Your Daily Life, and there is Death For No Gain. if anyone has another option i'm all fucking ears. everyone is.
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every american is asking "what can we even do" because in 2020 we burned a fucking police station down and couldn't even get justice for the murder of one man. we organized the largest protests in the country's history two months ago and nothing fucking happened. what can we even do
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
every american is asking "what can we even do" because in 2020 we burned a fucking police station down and couldn't even get justice for the murder of one man. we organized the largest protests in the country's history two months ago and nothing fucking happened. what can we even do
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oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
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A note for Canadians: export of Venezuelan heavy crude (similar to WCS from Cnd oilsands) was down to 100-200kbpd to Gulf Coast refineries.
In absence of pipeline constraints, today will have little effect on differential between WCS and WTI.
Longer-term, it may depress price of WCS.
In absence of pipeline constraints, today will have little effect on differential between WCS and WTI.
Longer-term, it may depress price of WCS.
January 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
A note for Canadians: export of Venezuelan heavy crude (similar to WCS from Cnd oilsands) was down to 100-200kbpd to Gulf Coast refineries.
In absence of pipeline constraints, today will have little effect on differential between WCS and WTI.
Longer-term, it may depress price of WCS.
In absence of pipeline constraints, today will have little effect on differential between WCS and WTI.
Longer-term, it may depress price of WCS.
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chicks rock
December 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
chicks rock
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I don’t love you and I’m not holding your hand: call your Senator and tell them that the must shut down the government on January 30th until this ends, a thing that Democrats have the hard power to do at this very moment.
I love you all and am holding your hand as I say this:
Dems wield zero hard power levers
Dems wield zero hard power levers
it's kind of crazy that there's even any question that democrats are going to do anything about this
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I don’t love you and I’m not holding your hand: call your Senator and tell them that the must shut down the government on January 30th until this ends, a thing that Democrats have the hard power to do at this very moment.
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By the way, Renowned 1920s poet T.S. Elliot does not have an OnlyFans, no.
I think that I am just going to randomly insert the phrase "Renowned 1920s Poet TS Elliot does not have an Onlyfans, no" into conversation going forward. 😂
(Transsexual Elliot 🙄)
(Transsexual Elliot 🙄)
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
By the way, Renowned 1920s poet T.S. Elliot does not have an OnlyFans, no.
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Donald Trump permanently lives his life with the sort of liminal, semiconscious view of "reality" that one has immediately after waking up from wisdom tooth surgery, and the controlling majorities of both other branches of government have decided that they exist to serve his bizarre whims.
no creature is more dangerous than a man who has deluded himself into believing reality does not apply to him: the entire leadership of the U.S. government now consists entirely of these horrifically destructive freaks
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Donald Trump permanently lives his life with the sort of liminal, semiconscious view of "reality" that one has immediately after waking up from wisdom tooth surgery, and the controlling majorities of both other branches of government have decided that they exist to serve his bizarre whims.
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
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thinking about the time I saw someone say “Christopher Nolan cannot imagine a world without injection molding”
Ever since the first look at Matt Damon as Odysseus was revealed, Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of The Odyssey has faced questions about its historical accuracy. Now, the debut of its trailer has reinvigorated that debate. https://t.co/ww4vRRxNfY
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 AM
thinking about the time I saw someone say “Christopher Nolan cannot imagine a world without injection molding”
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Every job has challenges and the privilege of being a content creator vastly outweighs most of the cons on a sliding scale. I’m insanely grateful for my position. People can lose a lot in the pursuit of financial security because money is the only way to guarantee your right to stay alive in the US
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Every job has challenges and the privilege of being a content creator vastly outweighs most of the cons on a sliding scale. I’m insanely grateful for my position. People can lose a lot in the pursuit of financial security because money is the only way to guarantee your right to stay alive in the US
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This is where I'm posting from
February 7, 2024 at 12:59 AM
This is where I'm posting from
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It is a life worth living; it is a path I did not intend for myself but am deeply proud to be on.
Because there is a third refrain, the loudest of all, coming to every human being every day from the wealthiest, most powerful people in the whole world:
We are monsters, and our lives are grotesque
Because there is a third refrain, the loudest of all, coming to every human being every day from the wealthiest, most powerful people in the whole world:
We are monsters, and our lives are grotesque
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
It is a life worth living; it is a path I did not intend for myself but am deeply proud to be on.
Because there is a third refrain, the loudest of all, coming to every human being every day from the wealthiest, most powerful people in the whole world:
We are monsters, and our lives are grotesque
Because there is a third refrain, the loudest of all, coming to every human being every day from the wealthiest, most powerful people in the whole world:
We are monsters, and our lives are grotesque
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Two unspoken but painfully loud refrains:
We have lost so much time already
We do not know how long we will have
We have lost so much time already
We do not know how long we will have
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Two unspoken but painfully loud refrains:
We have lost so much time already
We do not know how long we will have
We have lost so much time already
We do not know how long we will have
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I'm mostly preaching to the choir here, but I implore you to listen to the stories of the trans/NB folks *and believe them.*
The truth is plain; a whole section of society- a wealthy and powerful part- wants them to not exist.
Trans/NB folks deserve to live, thrive and flourish.
The truth is plain; a whole section of society- a wealthy and powerful part- wants them to not exist.
Trans/NB folks deserve to live, thrive and flourish.
I don’t know how to make people understand that this actually is our fucking lives.
Today a young nonbinary friend talked about being screamed at and threatened with violence on the subway with their (also trans) partner on New Year’s Eve. No one was hurt, but they’re shaken up.
I share this bc people are telling me that it’s unreasonable not to compromise with transphobes.
I share this bc people are telling me that it’s unreasonable not to compromise with transphobes.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I'm mostly preaching to the choir here, but I implore you to listen to the stories of the trans/NB folks *and believe them.*
The truth is plain; a whole section of society- a wealthy and powerful part- wants them to not exist.
Trans/NB folks deserve to live, thrive and flourish.
The truth is plain; a whole section of society- a wealthy and powerful part- wants them to not exist.
Trans/NB folks deserve to live, thrive and flourish.
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holy fuck
OMG 😭
Huntington's is an inherited disease that's like Alzheimers + Parkinson's all in one. NOW: "once the gene therapy has been delivered into the brain... [it] injects a piece of DNA to reprogram the neuron to become a factory for its own cure."
LIFE SAVING!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhEx...
Huntington's is an inherited disease that's like Alzheimers + Parkinson's all in one. NOW: "once the gene therapy has been delivered into the brain... [it] injects a piece of DNA to reprogram the neuron to become a factory for its own cure."
LIFE SAVING!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhEx...
Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time | BBC News
YouTube video by BBC News
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
holy fuck
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always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc