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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison
@anitmata.bsky.social
@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend and ethically-sourced adrenochrome provider.

Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.

Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
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Yes I edit my pics. Yes I use filters. Yes I use camera angles. Yes I take fifty photos and keep one. But that is besides the point. The right is me. That is me. No amount of phone trickery can remove that.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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It is absolutely wild to me that these are the same person. Wild. About a year apart.

It's little tiny things. Ok I lost a lot of weight, but:

- got better at makeup (the makeup artist did me a dirty on the left)
- started wearing lipstick
- worked out how to play with my hair parting
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates just pulverized him, didn’t she?
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Solar’s price drop is astonishing: panels are now 98% cheaper than when I first analyzed them in 2004.

Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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If I was regularly playing 40k against some friends my painting motivation would raise by 100%(and by 500% against trans femmes minis painters)
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Men have one problem and it’s not knowing when to get our dicks out and when to keep them in our shorts
From the New Yorker, in case the NYT hadn't done enough 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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sorta think this is the real key to her appeal
Sydney Sweeney always looks like she's stuck on question 13 of a 50 question exam and it's only 20 mins left on the clock.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Virgil Finlay
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Tiamat.

Her kids fucking murdered her husband during a peace conference, and they're surprised she went apeshit on their bratty asses?
Name a villain you sympathize with.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Kissed my girlfriend goodnight and we both got a mouthful of hair
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Sometimes I wonder if our many years of jokes about writers hating writing and doing anything but writing, etc, have convinced people that the writing part is the hurdle and the goal is just to have a thing in hand. But I am here to tell you: the writing is the best part. The act is the thing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This morning I flashed my boobs at Lester B. Pearson
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Waiting
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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So here I go
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
She's coming today
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I’m seeing some undiagnosed people recognizing themselves in the experience described. I encourage those who do to consider pursuing ADHD assessment. Many who remain undiagnosed into adulthood internalize views of themselves as “broken,” when the reality is they have a neurodevelopmental difference.
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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I’m not sure which is the worst part of ADHD, this or time blindness, but oof, yeah:
10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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In psychological terms, what is described in the post above is called “task paralysis” or “initiation paralysis.” It’s part of executive dysfunction, not “laziness,” and different from “procrastination” in that it often occurs even in contexts in which the person strongly DESIRES to do the activity.
November 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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This semi-bougie Italian restaurant is playing Italian language learning audio in the bathroom, and I’m delighted in a way I can’t describe.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
4'33"
Wrestling fans, what would be your wrestling theme? I think I’d want Rock Lobster by The B-52s.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Technically it's a short film!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmCj...
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM