Animalshrew
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50 Year old gulp Muppet...
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Sweep and his bone car.
Women only want one thing, and it's Sweep and his bone car.
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Sweep and his bone car.
Women only want one thing, and it's Sweep and his bone car.
Spicy Wotsits and Sweet and Sour Pot Noodle
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
October 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Spicy Wotsits and Sweet and Sour Pot Noodle
Ahh Monday .. and a trip to the dentist.. Double Disaster
October 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Ahh Monday .. and a trip to the dentist.. Double Disaster
More like he's rotton to the core, it's now seeping out everywhere
That one person in the zombie movie who doesn't tell the rest of the group they got bitten.
August 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
More like he's rotton to the core, it's now seeping out everywhere
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This isn’t a drought. This isn’t an act of god. It’s men doing this by design! Ego maniacs who see this genocide as some sort of necessary means to an end. Whatever that end is, other emasculated leaders are letting it happen. They are all monsters!
Almost a third of people in Gaza 'not eating for days,' UN warns
Israel faces increasing pressure from Western allies to lift restrictions into the flow of aid into Gaza.
www.bbc.com
July 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This isn’t a drought. This isn’t an act of god. It’s men doing this by design! Ego maniacs who see this genocide as some sort of necessary means to an end. Whatever that end is, other emasculated leaders are letting it happen. They are all monsters!
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Just found an exciting new genre of what I’m going to call ‘excellent waxworks of Sylvester Stallone.’ Enjoy.
July 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just found an exciting new genre of what I’m going to call ‘excellent waxworks of Sylvester Stallone.’ Enjoy.
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12 points to Gryffindor
July 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
12 points to Gryffindor
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And the award for the least appropriately named ice cream man goes to…
June 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
And the award for the least appropriately named ice cream man goes to…
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Incredibly chuffed to see that SHITHEAD, FUCKNADO and BLEARY-EYED-DAFT-BASTARD are still fully acceptable swears for the British Public x
Which swear words do Britons find the most offensive?
C*nt: 82% say very or fairly offensive
Motherf*cker: 70%
Fatherf*cker: 62%
B*tch: 55%
F*ck: 53%
W*nker: 53%
B*stard: 45%
P*ssy: 44%
Pr*ck: 42%
Tw*t: 40%
A*sehole: 39%
D*ckhead: 39%
Son of b*tch: 36%
C*ck: 34%
Full list in the chart 👇
C*nt: 82% say very or fairly offensive
Motherf*cker: 70%
Fatherf*cker: 62%
B*tch: 55%
F*ck: 53%
W*nker: 53%
B*stard: 45%
P*ssy: 44%
Pr*ck: 42%
Tw*t: 40%
A*sehole: 39%
D*ckhead: 39%
Son of b*tch: 36%
C*ck: 34%
Full list in the chart 👇
April 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Incredibly chuffed to see that SHITHEAD, FUCKNADO and BLEARY-EYED-DAFT-BASTARD are still fully acceptable swears for the British Public x
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As you may have noticed by now, there's no #TOTP until 10pm on BBC Four because of the snooker, and if the snooker overruns (very likely) we may not get that either. However there's a single edition from 1998 on U&Eden at 9pm if you're really desperate for some low-res TOTP in the wrong aspect ratio
April 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
As you may have noticed by now, there's no #TOTP until 10pm on BBC Four because of the snooker, and if the snooker overruns (very likely) we may not get that either. However there's a single edition from 1998 on U&Eden at 9pm if you're really desperate for some low-res TOTP in the wrong aspect ratio
3pm I was on the sofa, 8pm I'm in Blackpool
April 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
3pm I was on the sofa, 8pm I'm in Blackpool
Never anything to do over Easter, weather is crap ..
April 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Never anything to do over Easter, weather is crap ..
My burps taste of nachos and disaranno
April 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My burps taste of nachos and disaranno
April 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oh no Ted I'm Irish!!
March 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh no Ted I'm Irish!!
Aussie TV is so entertaining Mafs, Survivor, Gogglebox
March 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Aussie TV is so entertaining Mafs, Survivor, Gogglebox
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They actually did it. #EELive #EastEnders
February 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They actually did it. #EELive #EastEnders
To the people I interact with.
February 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
To the people I interact with.
3 years of waiting and my son finally has a autism assessment
January 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
3 years of waiting and my son finally has a autism assessment