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@harimiller.bsky.social
The world’s most gothic city worker android
Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire… GN
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire… GN
I wasn’t sweaty! I was DEWY! And you can’t see the earrings I was trying to show… golden chickens.
This also shows my stacked #bumboo toilet rolls. Which I always see as a sign of love and care in one’s home. Anyone using the bog is reassured they won’t be left bereft!
This also shows my stacked #bumboo toilet rolls. Which I always see as a sign of love and care in one’s home. Anyone using the bog is reassured they won’t be left bereft!
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I wasn’t sweaty! I was DEWY! And you can’t see the earrings I was trying to show… golden chickens.
This also shows my stacked #bumboo toilet rolls. Which I always see as a sign of love and care in one’s home. Anyone using the bog is reassured they won’t be left bereft!
This also shows my stacked #bumboo toilet rolls. Which I always see as a sign of love and care in one’s home. Anyone using the bog is reassured they won’t be left bereft!
I’ve been listening to Virginia Giuffre’s book. I generally manage two chapters before it’s too much and I need a break.
I want these fucking men to have to face themselves in the mirror…preferably in a tiny cell surrounded by inmates with daughters they love.
I want these fucking men to have to face themselves in the mirror…preferably in a tiny cell surrounded by inmates with daughters they love.
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’ve been listening to Virginia Giuffre’s book. I generally manage two chapters before it’s too much and I need a break.
I want these fucking men to have to face themselves in the mirror…preferably in a tiny cell surrounded by inmates with daughters they love.
I want these fucking men to have to face themselves in the mirror…preferably in a tiny cell surrounded by inmates with daughters they love.
Not one of you so-called friends gave me the 24hr post beetroot reminder. Not one!
I bought myself a macerating juicer to make the most of the allotment veg. This is beetroot, carrot, apple and ginger juice (with a squidge of lemon juice). Great for your blood and immunity, and it tastes SO good. Don’t ask me for quantities… I just shoved them in.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Not one of you so-called friends gave me the 24hr post beetroot reminder. Not one!
I bought myself a macerating juicer to make the most of the allotment veg. This is beetroot, carrot, apple and ginger juice (with a squidge of lemon juice). Great for your blood and immunity, and it tastes SO good. Don’t ask me for quantities… I just shoved them in.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I bought myself a macerating juicer to make the most of the allotment veg. This is beetroot, carrot, apple and ginger juice (with a squidge of lemon juice). Great for your blood and immunity, and it tastes SO good. Don’t ask me for quantities… I just shoved them in.
Today’s adventure involved me making a fool out of a c*nt in a black BMW. I was driving to the yard when he pulled right up my arse driving through a 20mph zone… he accelerated aggressively past me and the car in front of me. I slammed my horn as he laughed driving past…
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Today’s adventure involved me making a fool out of a c*nt in a black BMW. I was driving to the yard when he pulled right up my arse driving through a 20mph zone… he accelerated aggressively past me and the car in front of me. I slammed my horn as he laughed driving past…
Brownie with crunchy daim bar shards… these best one yet. #wizardofthesquarepan
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Brownie with crunchy daim bar shards… these best one yet. #wizardofthesquarepan
I made a batch of beef and puy lentil chilli last night, so you know what that means…beef and puy lentil chilli on various other things for the next three years.
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I made a batch of beef and puy lentil chilli last night, so you know what that means…beef and puy lentil chilli on various other things for the next three years.
I could cry she looks so comfy on her new heated cushion.
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I could cry she looks so comfy on her new heated cushion.
Lewis had a check over by the back lady today and he was (as always) the sweetest goodest boy. We now have a pony-Pilates plan to keep him in shape.
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Lewis had a check over by the back lady today and he was (as always) the sweetest goodest boy. We now have a pony-Pilates plan to keep him in shape.
For a thing,what’s your favourite soup of all time?
Mine is smoked haddock and sweetcorn chowder. It’s a bit stinky to make though.
Mine is smoked haddock and sweetcorn chowder. It’s a bit stinky to make though.
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
For a thing,what’s your favourite soup of all time?
Mine is smoked haddock and sweetcorn chowder. It’s a bit stinky to make though.
Mine is smoked haddock and sweetcorn chowder. It’s a bit stinky to make though.
People who put tomatoes in the fridge are the real criminals.
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
People who put tomatoes in the fridge are the real criminals.
I love people in London. But I just don’t think I love the city to work in, even after time apart.
a man in a plaid shirt is talking to a woman in a room and they are on a break
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is talking to a woman in a room and they are on a break
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November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love people in London. But I just don’t think I love the city to work in, even after time apart.
My sweet old lady decided the hot water bottle I had for my cramps was a comfy pillow… so now it’s hers forever. I’m happy if she’s warm and comfortable.
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My sweet old lady decided the hot water bottle I had for my cramps was a comfy pillow… so now it’s hers forever. I’m happy if she’s warm and comfortable.
I’ve just realised the similarities between a box of tampons and a box of ammo…one makes me more lethal than the other, and it isn’t the full metal jackets!
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’ve just realised the similarities between a box of tampons and a box of ammo…one makes me more lethal than the other, and it isn’t the full metal jackets!
To those who came before. To our mothers and fathers, sisters and brothers, I call to you. Our beloved ones, may your path be lit by love and ancient fire. GN.
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
To those who came before. To our mothers and fathers, sisters and brothers, I call to you. Our beloved ones, may your path be lit by love and ancient fire. GN.
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Absolutely stunning evening of haunting and spooky themes from the Fleur quartet and #candlelightconcertsbyfever
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Absolutely stunning evening of haunting and spooky themes from the Fleur quartet and #candlelightconcertsbyfever
Happy Halloween 🎃 from my familiar.
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃 from my familiar.
What’s really scary is how gentle the dust down on this needs to be to make it even scarier after nine years… #halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 AM
What’s really scary is how gentle the dust down on this needs to be to make it even scarier after nine years… #halloween
