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cathryn 💚
@angryraccoon.bsky.social
Buddhist. Mental health advocate 💚
Live, love and help others do the same.
No politics please and thank you

Nope no search link I've given up
RIP Snoop Dogg
January 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Ok I'm back on here giving it another try. Hello, kind people.
November 21, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Stop lying nobody uses pipe cleaners to clean pipes
December 1, 2023 at 4:40 AM
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I haven't had a girlfriend for 5 years and when I do hoo boy is she going to see why.
November 30, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Why am I blocking assholes on here how did they get here who invited them
November 26, 2023 at 9:02 PM
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Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Being A Complete Fuckup
November 26, 2023 at 8:53 PM
In Canada at our Black Friday sales we fight to see who gets to hold the door open for others
November 24, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all our friends south of the border!

*also known to us Canadians as THERE IS NOTHING NEW ON TV day
November 23, 2023 at 7:42 PM
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“Eyes Without a Face” but Bob Dylan voice
November 19, 2023 at 2:37 PM
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If you only learn one thing in life, you should probably start paying a little more attention.
November 22, 2023 at 12:04 PM
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Just got back from talking to my therapist. He was ecstatic with the new Mercedes I bought for him.
November 20, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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Feelings that come back are feelings that never left...
November 22, 2023 at 2:46 PM
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The swoops in my signature are so violent that I put several pen marks on my mortgage lender.
November 21, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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Monster Plectrum is a kicking energy drink formulated especially for speed guitarists and blended with vitamins E, B, G, D, A, and E.
November 21, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Next time you call those living on the streets junkies just think about my clients pulling their entire lives in shopping carts trying to get to the bottle depot while their lips and hands are white with frostbite
November 21, 2023 at 4:24 PM
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If you get upset when protesters block traffic, holy shit are you going to hate climate change.
November 17, 2023 at 3:35 PM
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today just isn't a day where being grown up in any form suits me.
November 19, 2023 at 8:31 PM
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Truth be told I sometimes use big words I don't fully understand just to make me sound cleverer and more ambidextrous.
November 7, 2023 at 4:46 PM
For zero dollars I will come to your house and straighten all your pictures
November 20, 2023 at 4:02 AM
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follow me, I look like this
November 20, 2023 at 12:16 AM
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Follow me, I look like this
November 20, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and for my dad to take me off his "Funny Forwards" list.
November 16, 2023 at 8:25 PM
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I get all my fibre from chewing through the pressboard in my shared office space.
November 19, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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I’m in my villain era (only said “thanks” instead of “thanks in advance” in my email to my boss)
November 4, 2023 at 4:58 PM