Andy
@andygee.bsky.social
He/him | Not as funny as I think I am | owner of too many dachshunds (one) | all opinions are my own | 🏴
Well
That's Christmas ruined
That's Christmas ruined
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Well
That's Christmas ruined
That's Christmas ruined
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I personally think that Wes Streeting should be [removed at lawyer's request] fucking wood chipper
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I personally think that Wes Streeting should be [removed at lawyer's request] fucking wood chipper
Why I Left The Left: In Stalin's Russia, Almost No-One Was Drinking Hot Dog Water
I shouldn't be surprised that communists have no idea how hot dog water bottling factories work, since communists don't work lol
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Why I Left The Left: In Stalin's Russia, Almost No-One Was Drinking Hot Dog Water
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
Me: Looks alright to me
My ancient Sumerian roommate: 𒈗𒆠 𒅖𒈨𒌦 𒄑 𒀭𒊏𒁲𒉡𒀭𒊏𒁲
Me: Well how was I supposed to know, I've never bought copper before.
My ancient Sumerian roommate: 𒈗𒆠 𒅖𒈨𒌦 𒄑 𒀭𒊏𒁲𒉡𒀭𒊏𒁲
Me: Well how was I supposed to know, I've never bought copper before.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Me: Looks alright to me
My ancient Sumerian roommate: 𒈗𒆠 𒅖𒈨𒌦 𒄑 𒀭𒊏𒁲𒉡𒀭𒊏𒁲
Me: Well how was I supposed to know, I've never bought copper before.
My ancient Sumerian roommate: 𒈗𒆠 𒅖𒈨𒌦 𒄑 𒀭𒊏𒁲𒉡𒀭𒊏𒁲
Me: Well how was I supposed to know, I've never bought copper before.
That didn't seem very Responsible.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
That didn't seem very Responsible.
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when I see a certain pygmy
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
when I see a certain pygmy
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one of the best dog behaviors in the mischief trot. head low. little nails going chucka chucka chucka chucka. monkey business afoot.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
one of the best dog behaviors in the mischief trot. head low. little nails going chucka chucka chucka chucka. monkey business afoot.
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How many older journalists and papers look back at their role whipping up hatred against gay people like me in the 80's and 90's with pride and a sense they did right? Very few. So what do *you*, today's journos and papers, think your prospects are after re-running same campaign against trans folk?
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
How many older journalists and papers look back at their role whipping up hatred against gay people like me in the 80's and 90's with pride and a sense they did right? Very few. So what do *you*, today's journos and papers, think your prospects are after re-running same campaign against trans folk?
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I will NOT watch the goals again today . (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Get that McLean lob up brother
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I will NOT watch the goals again today . (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Get that McLean lob up brother
Can we have one Scotland international game that doesn't take years off my life please
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Can we have one Scotland international game that doesn't take years off my life please
Aye that'll do it
They should invent a Scotland team that doesn't take 35 minutes to wake up
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Aye that'll do it
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Mekboy Makes a Shoota
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Mekboy Makes a Shoota
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This is what Porco Rosso shoots down in the opening sequence of 2 Wind 2 Rises
the fantastic rear of the Parseval PL25 German patrol airship, which becomes some kind of alternate-universe dreamliner in its own right
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is what Porco Rosso shoots down in the opening sequence of 2 Wind 2 Rises
Me and the six other people who liked the Steam Controller are hooting and hollering right now
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Steam Controller
Steam Machine
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Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame.
Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me and the six other people who liked the Steam Controller are hooting and hollering right now
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
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notably he stole this idea from the slap drones in the Culture books. if you calculate the walking time from Scotland to Texas under the ocean you should be able to work out when Iain Banks' wrathful revenant will make it to him.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
notably he stole this idea from the slap drones in the Culture books. if you calculate the walking time from Scotland to Texas under the ocean you should be able to work out when Iain Banks' wrathful revenant will make it to him.
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this one is for me and like maybe 5 other people
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this one is for me and like maybe 5 other people
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being accidentally subscribed to ubisoft's live service for longer than 4 months should qualify me for a french passport
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
being accidentally subscribed to ubisoft's live service for longer than 4 months should qualify me for a french passport
Liu Bei when his pet strategist 'invents' a wheelbarrow:
ANOTHER FIVE STAR REVIEW FOR ZHUGE LIANG ☯️
I never know what you're talking about but I'm always glad to see you
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Liu Bei when his pet strategist 'invents' a wheelbarrow:
Customer: LIVE FREE
DMV: LIVE WEAPONS OVER FREEWAY
Verdict: Accepted
DMV: LIVE WEAPONS OVER FREEWAY
Verdict: Accepted
October 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Customer: LIVE FREE
DMV: LIVE WEAPONS OVER FREEWAY
Verdict: Accepted
DMV: LIVE WEAPONS OVER FREEWAY
Verdict: Accepted
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it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
it's called "gross pay" bc it's gross that you don't actually get all of that money
It's Aesop Rock and I don't think it's close
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.
Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's Aesop Rock and I don't think it's close
They should invent a Scotland team that doesn't take 35 minutes to wake up
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They should invent a Scotland team that doesn't take 35 minutes to wake up
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
October 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.