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Beck Andoff
@andoff.bsky.social
Muralist, artist, sticker-maker. Sickly queer. Masking for public health and safety. Too radicalized to have any chill.

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A reminder that a lot of the mega-wealthy take major covid precautions that they just don't talk about (like Taylor Swift's tour using strict covid protocols through 2024, YEARS after most people stopped).

Literally ALL of the science says the best thing you can do with Covid is avoid catching it.
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Cow Tools news?!
January 20, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Thrilled to have GRRM adaptations that aren't trying to out-grit the source material. This first ep was so charming and sweet-- really captured the Hobbit : LOTR vibe difference from the Dunk stories : ASOIAF.
What if game of thrones was ... "Fun"
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 PM
It's really disturbing to see Greenland, an Inuit majority country that has had a popular independence movement for decades already, discussed as strategic chess between colonizing nations.

Everywhere I'm seeing "takes" on the posturing between USA/EU, and not about 50k Inuit people's fuckin home.
January 20, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Important to always remember the people who stand to profit the most off the AI grift are the dumbest, least interesting, least cultured people alive
"What's your favourite Beatles album, then?"
"Tough one! I think I'd have to say... The Best of The Beatles"
January 20, 2026 at 3:52 PM
🚫 5G
🚫 life-saving vaccines
🚫 fluoride
🚫 "seed oils"

✅️ more literal shit in the water
What an absolute waste of money.

It’s far more important to investigate connections between space lasers and which brands of tin foil offer the greatest protection.
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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“5G” is just the name for one form of technology that uses radio wave frequencies. Radio waves are non ionizing radiation, which does not cause cancer.
What an absolute waste of money.

It’s far more important to investigate connections between space lasers and which brands of tin foil offer the greatest protection.
January 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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It is not "pedantic" to acknowledge that a college protest against Iran makes zero sense. Protests are typically against things, not in favor of rights movements in other countries!
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Based on the Mamdani visit I think I could Saltburn this whole administration in about 72 hours
January 16, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I cried the night Rob Ford (son of an MPP) became mayor. Doug was elected to city council the same night.

Then his 20yo nephew was elected trustee (then city council, then MPP) off the name, while Doug climbed to Premier.

We have a DYNASTY who have wasted billions of dollars on making life worse.
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Spying on these reposts in the tiniest hope of finding a critic who unironically loves King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword as much as my wife and I do.
My favorite critics always have a handful of "brother, what the fuck are you talking about?" level opinions, real passion that comes out of left field for absolute dogwater, that they are not only willing but able to defend to the point where they almost win you over.
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Canada will finally have its vengeance on the Musk family for his grandmother introducing chiropracty as "medicine" to us a century ago.
BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I love seeing my stickers on people's everyday items 🥰
Thanks for the heads up
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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My goal this year is to work on more original art projects. Also I think I want to make Joe Rogan fight me in single combat. The guy is only 5’6” and I’m 6’4” so I think I could take him even though I don’t use any human growth hormone and my head is proportional to my body.
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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the question of what to do with a violent organized group after you’ve decommissioned them is a serious one that a lot of policy and scholarly work explores, and we can’t treat the question as illegitimate. If your call to dismantle ICE is serious then it also implies that plan made seriously.
We’re going to need DDR and a future government that knows it will need expert help from transitional justice specialists
January 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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When I see leftist memes using AI.
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I have now spent close to 3hrs tracking down reporting about the 2024 Venezuelan election to parse the fraud allegations, and I feel no closer.

Why is it so hard to find info about the HUNDREDS of election observers who were there? 99% of articles only cite the opposition party and Carter Centre.
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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The no-angeling is already in full swing.
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Just to make sure I have this straight: If I step in front of your car while it’s moving, you are then trying to run me over; which means that in self-defense, I can kill you?
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM