Hitch
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If Tank Girl had been bitten by a radioactive Jessica Rabbit.
Custard always.
Custard always.
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Are you a man who would like to sew?
Do you know a man who would like to sew?
I'm trying something - classes for men. A client commented that they found classes of women a bit intimidating so I figured I'd see if classes for men would be of interest.
What do you think?
Do you know a man who would like to sew?
I'm trying something - classes for men. A client commented that they found classes of women a bit intimidating so I figured I'd see if classes for men would be of interest.
What do you think?
February 19, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Are you a man who would like to sew?
Do you know a man who would like to sew?
I'm trying something - classes for men. A client commented that they found classes of women a bit intimidating so I figured I'd see if classes for men would be of interest.
What do you think?
Do you know a man who would like to sew?
I'm trying something - classes for men. A client commented that they found classes of women a bit intimidating so I figured I'd see if classes for men would be of interest.
What do you think?
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Delightful ‘Dancing Dogs’ figurine. Blackware ceramic, 200 BC - 200 AD.
Comala, Late Formative Period. Colima, West Mexico. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
Comala, Late Formative Period. Colima, West Mexico. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
February 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Delightful ‘Dancing Dogs’ figurine. Blackware ceramic, 200 BC - 200 AD.
Comala, Late Formative Period. Colima, West Mexico. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
Comala, Late Formative Period. Colima, West Mexico. 📷 Princeton University Art Museum artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
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When you catch up with someone for the first time in a decade and they ask all the important questions
#strongpersonalbrand
#strongpersonalbrand
February 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
When you catch up with someone for the first time in a decade and they ask all the important questions
#strongpersonalbrand
#strongpersonalbrand
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“Your guy is late.”
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
February 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
“Your guy is late.”
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
“It’s only been five minutes, chill.”
"Something doesn't feel right."
“Everything’s fine, Dave.”
"You sure this is the spot?"
"Yes."
"And you know this guy is cool?"
"Yes, just relax."
"Don't give him the money until-"
"Until I see the kibble, yes I know."
The men in the replies saying she could fix them. 🙄
Fix yourdamnself and be worthy, we have enough shit to do
Fix yourdamnself and be worthy, we have enough shit to do
February 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The men in the replies saying she could fix them. 🙄
Fix yourdamnself and be worthy, we have enough shit to do
Fix yourdamnself and be worthy, we have enough shit to do
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I could fix her. But why would I want to?
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I could fix her. But why would I want to?
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This is what being British is all about
February 14, 2026 at 11:58 AM
This is what being British is all about
Nice of Bondara to have a sale on to celebrate my half birthday again
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Nice of Bondara to have a sale on to celebrate my half birthday again
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
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Out of curiosity I typed “love” into my photos and this was the first thing to appear.
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Out of curiosity I typed “love” into my photos and this was the first thing to appear.
HBC feigned needing the loo on the way back from the pub so we could stop at the petrol station and he could buy butter as I said I wanted buttered toast and he only had marg.
#greenflag
#greenflag
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
HBC feigned needing the loo on the way back from the pub so we could stop at the petrol station and he could buy butter as I said I wanted buttered toast and he only had marg.
#greenflag
#greenflag
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"Got any ideas for that Beech-Nut Gum ad?"
"I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage."
"And they're in love, right?"
"Of course they're in love."
"I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage."
"And they're in love, right?"
"Of course they're in love."
July 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Got any ideas for that Beech-Nut Gum ad?"
"I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage."
"And they're in love, right?"
"Of course they're in love."
"I was thinking a circus clown and strong man sharing a couple sticks backstage."
"And they're in love, right?"
"Of course they're in love."
My prompt if ever I need one to have a massive bender of everything Malkmus and co tomorrow. There will be S&E, there will be Silver Jews and there may also be some Purple Mountains.
The folks I'm catsitting for are going to return home to an Alexa history detailing my week's mental decline
The folks I'm catsitting for are going to return home to an Alexa history detailing my week's mental decline
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
My prompt if ever I need one to have a massive bender of everything Malkmus and co tomorrow. There will be S&E, there will be Silver Jews and there may also be some Purple Mountains.
The folks I'm catsitting for are going to return home to an Alexa history detailing my week's mental decline
The folks I'm catsitting for are going to return home to an Alexa history detailing my week's mental decline
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I changed the audio
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I changed the audio
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The worlds most hopeful dog
(Yes it’s closed)
(Yes it’s closed)
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 AM
The worlds most hopeful dog
(Yes it’s closed)
(Yes it’s closed)
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
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My therapist mentioned he'd done a PowerPoint for this week's session...
Ohgodohgodohgodohgod
👁👁
No typos
No spelling mistakes
Text boxes aligned perfectly
Formatting was minimal and unobtrusive
Ok, he's a keeper
Ohgodohgodohgodohgod
👁👁
No typos
No spelling mistakes
Text boxes aligned perfectly
Formatting was minimal and unobtrusive
Ok, he's a keeper
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
My therapist mentioned he'd done a PowerPoint for this week's session...
Ohgodohgodohgodohgod
👁👁
No typos
No spelling mistakes
Text boxes aligned perfectly
Formatting was minimal and unobtrusive
Ok, he's a keeper
Ohgodohgodohgodohgod
👁👁
No typos
No spelling mistakes
Text boxes aligned perfectly
Formatting was minimal and unobtrusive
Ok, he's a keeper
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i love thinking about bagpipes as auditory heavy weapons
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
i love thinking about bagpipes as auditory heavy weapons
See also the Henry's Cat theme which has been lodged into my noggin for 41 years
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 AM
See also the Henry's Cat theme which has been lodged into my noggin for 41 years