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Amy G Dala, MD
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it’s a lot of pressure caring for an organ that can’t just be transplanted
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Things pediatricians are scared of:
Grapes
Hot dogs
Lawn mowers
Unmounted TVs
Babies on laps in cars
Riders without helmets
Ungated pools
Crib bumpers
Trampolines
Hot tubs
Guns

Things pediatricians are not scared of:
Any/all the vaccines
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Raise your hand if you’re still pissed about the racist video of the Obamas Trump posted, even though it’s already 3-4 scandals ago 🙋‍♂️
February 13, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child. n.pr/4tx7oVq
A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted of sexually abusing children
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child.
n.pr
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If I had a Subway Take it would be that a pickle doesn’t belong on *any* restaurant plate. The juices make it impossible to just remove/ignore it. If you really love them, ask for them, and the rest of us can enjoy our unscathed meals in peace.
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”

Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Y'all, I've about had enough with recipe sites being so covered in advertisements I can't see the recipe. But having a link for a cheese fondue recipe lead to a weight loss site is just mean.
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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First shot: sugarcane

The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times

Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Three things that are undeniable:
1. Black people portrayed as monkeys is an old racist trope
2. The President meant to channel that with the AI video.
3. Barack Obama was a better president and man than Trump has ever been or will be, and everyone knows it.
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Happy Black History Month!

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.

These carbon fiber foldable walking sticks are lightweight and strong. You can fit them in a bag! And they come in 3 great patterns!!!

Store: Bibipins.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I just wanna live in ordinary, precedented times.
February 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Over and over and over we ignore actual, reasonable uses for new technology and instead run towards sexy but stupid and practically useless ideas.
February 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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And they're both performing tonight 😭
She was named Olivia Lauryn after Lauryn Hill who won Best New Artist the year she was born. Awwww.
Olivia saying she’s the granddaughter of an immigrant made my brain freeze for a sec….. 🤣 I was like but you’re British?? (She means in Britain duh Lmaoo)
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
tell me five classes you took in college

human sexuality
dada & surrealism
medical microbiology
science, society, & self (literature class, read Jurassic Park)
self defense
tell me five classes you took in college

shakespeare in the 20th century
international relations theory
the making of the american national myth
biochemistry + molecular modeling lab
wines
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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None of this would have happened if you actually understood who was in charge of the price of eggs or gas. Oh and you're still a racist
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes.

This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I’m not saying correlation equals causation, just saying maybe it would stop snowing if y’all PUT AWAY YOUR CHRISTMAS LAWN DECORATIONS
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Me: hospital admin never tells us what’s going on!

Also me, every global email: *immediately delete*
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Your dog right after you paid off all your credit card debt and right before you’re about to leave for vacation:
September 19, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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“Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them.”

Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Wide Awake at Three AM —a menopause memoir
January 27, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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Alex Pretti’s coworkers hold a moment of silence for him.

Devastating and infuriating.

Nurses want peace.
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Preparing for the upcoming snowstorm by ranking my family from most to least edible.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 AM