Santa's Little Alvar
@alvartheo.bsky.social
Writerman, writerman, that's what writerman does.
Benothinged out now from Haunt.
https://www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alvar-theo/benothinged/9781915691095
Benothinged out now from Haunt.
https://www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alvar-theo/benothinged/9781915691095
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🥀BENOTHINGED by @alvartheo.bsky.social 🥀
An ambitious horror-comedy novel that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages...
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
An ambitious horror-comedy novel that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages...
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
Benothinged by Alvar Theo (Paperback) — Haunt Publishing
Benothinged is an ambitious horror-comedy that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages.
www.hauntpublishing.com
Please buy my book, I need money for daft shit 🙏
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The nights are getting darker and so should your books. Make BENOTHINGED by @alvartheo.bsky.social your next read and prepare to laugh, rage, cry and shiver.
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
#Horror #HorroBooks #HorrorLiterature
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
#Horror #HorroBooks #HorrorLiterature
Benothinged by Alvar Theo (Paperback) — Haunt Publishing
Benothinged is an ambitious horror-comedy that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages.
www.hauntpublishing.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The nights are getting darker and so should your books. Make BENOTHINGED by @alvartheo.bsky.social your next read and prepare to laugh, rage, cry and shiver.
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
#Horror #HorroBooks #HorrorLiterature
www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...
#Horror #HorroBooks #HorrorLiterature
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Making a Queer Small Business Starter pack! If you're queer and you have a shop please comment below to be added!!
go.bsky.app/2oFSSJY
#queerowned #lgbtcommunity #supportartists #stickers #prints #keychains #nerdy
go.bsky.app/2oFSSJY
#queerowned #lgbtcommunity #supportartists #stickers #prints #keychains #nerdy
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Making a Queer Small Business Starter pack! If you're queer and you have a shop please comment below to be added!!
go.bsky.app/2oFSSJY
#queerowned #lgbtcommunity #supportartists #stickers #prints #keychains #nerdy
go.bsky.app/2oFSSJY
#queerowned #lgbtcommunity #supportartists #stickers #prints #keychains #nerdy
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What if Wicked was released in 1900?
Here is my take on the book cover / movie poster using the designs W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill did for L. Frank Baum's original books.
(I made the Witch green more for colour scheme but also it's fairly significant to Maguire's book)
Here is my take on the book cover / movie poster using the designs W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill did for L. Frank Baum's original books.
(I made the Witch green more for colour scheme but also it's fairly significant to Maguire's book)
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
What if Wicked was released in 1900?
Here is my take on the book cover / movie poster using the designs W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill did for L. Frank Baum's original books.
(I made the Witch green more for colour scheme but also it's fairly significant to Maguire's book)
Here is my take on the book cover / movie poster using the designs W. W. Denslow and John R. Neill did for L. Frank Baum's original books.
(I made the Witch green more for colour scheme but also it's fairly significant to Maguire's book)
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I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just want trans people the world over to be able to live in peace, and I don't think that should be an unreasonable ask or expectation.
Towards the end of November I like to start accusing people of Ruining Christmas for increasingly spurious reasons.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Towards the end of November I like to start accusing people of Ruining Christmas for increasingly spurious reasons.
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It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
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We need your help.
@waterstones.bsky.social, without any direct communication with us, will be opening their 6th Edinburgh branch less than 100 metres from our front door at the Foot of the Walk in Leith.
Please read on for more information
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2562908...
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@waterstones.bsky.social, without any direct communication with us, will be opening their 6th Edinburgh branch less than 100 metres from our front door at the Foot of the Walk in Leith.
Please read on for more information
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2562908...
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Anger as Waterstones snaps up prime site on doorstep of independent bookshop
UK's biggest bookselling chain under fire over plans for new store beside Edinburgh tram line.
www.heraldscotland.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
We need your help.
@waterstones.bsky.social, without any direct communication with us, will be opening their 6th Edinburgh branch less than 100 metres from our front door at the Foot of the Walk in Leith.
Please read on for more information
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2562908...
(1/2)
@waterstones.bsky.social, without any direct communication with us, will be opening their 6th Edinburgh branch less than 100 metres from our front door at the Foot of the Walk in Leith.
Please read on for more information
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2562908...
(1/2)
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
Dangerously close to putting the Christmas decorations up in an attempt to boost morale.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Dangerously close to putting the Christmas decorations up in an attempt to boost morale.
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I get why a lot of non-disabled people want to pretend respiratory illnesses don’t exist, but as we’re coming up on another event I can’t safely attend, I encourage you to just THINK about wearing a mask at events - or at least on the train/ plane there, where there’s probably no reason not to
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I get why a lot of non-disabled people want to pretend respiratory illnesses don’t exist, but as we’re coming up on another event I can’t safely attend, I encourage you to just THINK about wearing a mask at events - or at least on the train/ plane there, where there’s probably no reason not to
From the cat's pov, I bet my chronic fatigue fucking rules.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
From the cat's pov, I bet my chronic fatigue fucking rules.
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Emily Maitlis and her pals killed a bunch of trans kids, and I would probably get banned if I said what punishment they deserved for that in a just society.
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Emily Maitlis and her pals killed a bunch of trans kids, and I would probably get banned if I said what punishment they deserved for that in a just society.
Crazy how short the days feel when it gets dark at 4pm and you only got up at 11.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Crazy how short the days feel when it gets dark at 4pm and you only got up at 11.
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ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
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The BBC withdrew from the Stonewall workplace scheme in 2021. Absolute lies
The language is word-for-word from gender-critical campaigning…
“Captured by Stonewall.”
“Trans agenda.”
“Biological sex, not gender identity.”
This isn’t media ethics, it’s an op-ed straight from the ‘Sex Matters’ / Transgender Trend’ playbook! 😖
“Captured by Stonewall.”
“Trans agenda.”
“Biological sex, not gender identity.”
This isn’t media ethics, it’s an op-ed straight from the ‘Sex Matters’ / Transgender Trend’ playbook! 😖
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The BBC withdrew from the Stonewall workplace scheme in 2021. Absolute lies
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Anyway who gave Lee Pace permission to be this fucking hot
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Anyway who gave Lee Pace permission to be this fucking hot
I get very unrealistic ideas about what I could accomplish if I didn't have a headache all the time.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I get very unrealistic ideas about what I could accomplish if I didn't have a headache all the time.
Horror Express on iPlayer was really good. Definitely the best of the classic horrors I've watched lately.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Horror Express on iPlayer was really good. Definitely the best of the classic horrors I've watched lately.
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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I love Wumuti an endless amount.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love Wumuti an endless amount.
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Oh, you’re a big Ramones fan? Name 5 of their t-shirts
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Oh, you’re a big Ramones fan? Name 5 of their t-shirts
After several days of insisting The Howling was about kangaroo werewolves, I've now looked it up and I was in fact thinking of The Howling III: Marsupials.
Tagline: "Just when you thought it was safe to go down under"
Tagline: "Just when you thought it was safe to go down under"
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
After several days of insisting The Howling was about kangaroo werewolves, I've now looked it up and I was in fact thinking of The Howling III: Marsupials.
Tagline: "Just when you thought it was safe to go down under"
Tagline: "Just when you thought it was safe to go down under"
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I'm going old school. I want to reach a wealthy patron who intends to shower me with gifts and money in the vain hope that I might produce another work this year.
What kind of audience do you hope to reach with your work? Who do you think needs it the most? #WritingPrompt
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm going old school. I want to reach a wealthy patron who intends to shower me with gifts and money in the vain hope that I might produce another work this year.