the druid Ralsin 🌿
@allieborden.bsky.social
she/her, bi, adhd, over-educated & under-motivated | part-time TTRPG enthusiast, full-time library gremlin
forcing apathetic teenagers to play D&D since '23 ✌️
forcing apathetic teenagers to play D&D since '23 ✌️
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❌ live, laugh, love
✅ lol, lmao, lmfao
✅ lol, lmao, lmfao
April 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
❌ live, laugh, love
✅ lol, lmao, lmfao
✅ lol, lmao, lmfao
Put a time limit on my Instagram use, and lo and behold, I've finished three books in as many days.
Funny how that works, eh.
Funny how that works, eh.
December 30, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Put a time limit on my Instagram use, and lo and behold, I've finished three books in as many days.
Funny how that works, eh.
Funny how that works, eh.
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You (dumb, hasn’t seen Fight Club): If I buy things I’ll be happy
Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I’m going to punch someone in a basement
Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I’m going to punch someone in a basement
April 21, 2024 at 10:33 AM
You (dumb, hasn’t seen Fight Club): If I buy things I’ll be happy
Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I’m going to punch someone in a basement
Me (smart, has seen Fight Club): I’m going to punch someone in a basement
Introduce yourself with:
One Book: A Night in the Lonesome October, Roger Zelazny
One Film: Fight Club
One Album: Ceremonials, F+tM
One TV Show: Penny Dreadful
One Book: A Night in the Lonesome October, Roger Zelazny
One Film: Fight Club
One Album: Ceremonials, F+tM
One TV Show: Penny Dreadful
Introduce yourself with:
One Book: The Illuminatus Trilogy (I know that's technically 3 books but also, have you considered shut up)
One Film: See no evil, Hear no evil
One Album: Tom Waits, Raindogs
One TV Show: M*A*S*H
One Book: The Illuminatus Trilogy (I know that's technically 3 books but also, have you considered shut up)
One Film: See no evil, Hear no evil
One Album: Tom Waits, Raindogs
One TV Show: M*A*S*H
April 18, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Introduce yourself with:
One Book: A Night in the Lonesome October, Roger Zelazny
One Film: Fight Club
One Album: Ceremonials, F+tM
One TV Show: Penny Dreadful
One Book: A Night in the Lonesome October, Roger Zelazny
One Film: Fight Club
One Album: Ceremonials, F+tM
One TV Show: Penny Dreadful
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THICKEN NUGGET
Rescue Cat Nicknamed 'Thicken Nugget' Takes Up Swimming to Help Him Shed Extra Weight
A rescue cat nicknamed "Thicken Nugget" is taking swimming lessons to help him lose weight after he was surrendered to Indiana's Vanderburgh Humane Society weighing 30 lbs.
people.com
April 18, 2024 at 4:37 PM
THICKEN NUGGET
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Bravo Hugh Grant, this is one hell of a quote:
"As is common with entirely innocent people, they are offering me an enormous sum of money to keep this matter out of court.”
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/a...
"As is common with entirely innocent people, they are offering me an enormous sum of money to keep this matter out of court.”
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/a...
Why has Hugh Grant settled his phone hacking claim against the Sun?
The actor said he wanted to fight on – but the size of an offer from News Group made it financially risky to continue
www.theguardian.com
April 18, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Bravo Hugh Grant, this is one hell of a quote:
"As is common with entirely innocent people, they are offering me an enormous sum of money to keep this matter out of court.”
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/a...
"As is common with entirely innocent people, they are offering me an enormous sum of money to keep this matter out of court.”
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/a...
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“Dear diary,
It’s been 300 days since we’ve seen sunshine. Vitamin D supplements are running out. The Caucasians are starting to become translucent. Nobody knows what time of day it is anymore, it’s all darkness… I don’t know how much longer we can take it.”
It’s been 300 days since we’ve seen sunshine. Vitamin D supplements are running out. The Caucasians are starting to become translucent. Nobody knows what time of day it is anymore, it’s all darkness… I don’t know how much longer we can take it.”
March 14, 2024 at 1:46 PM
“Dear diary,
It’s been 300 days since we’ve seen sunshine. Vitamin D supplements are running out. The Caucasians are starting to become translucent. Nobody knows what time of day it is anymore, it’s all darkness… I don’t know how much longer we can take it.”
It’s been 300 days since we’ve seen sunshine. Vitamin D supplements are running out. The Caucasians are starting to become translucent. Nobody knows what time of day it is anymore, it’s all darkness… I don’t know how much longer we can take it.”
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Some years ago I started asking ppl I know in long term relationships(10+ yrs) what they thought was the most important factor in a successful partnership. I have polled across ages, races, nationalities, sexual orientations.
By far the most common answer across all of them is"selective hearing"
By far the most common answer across all of them is"selective hearing"
March 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Some years ago I started asking ppl I know in long term relationships(10+ yrs) what they thought was the most important factor in a successful partnership. I have polled across ages, races, nationalities, sexual orientations.
By far the most common answer across all of them is"selective hearing"
By far the most common answer across all of them is"selective hearing"
In my Marla Singer era.*
* Waiting to get hit by a car.
* Waiting to get hit by a car.
January 9, 2024 at 4:43 PM
In my Marla Singer era.*
* Waiting to get hit by a car.
* Waiting to get hit by a car.
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winter
- something a bit simpler today, Xmas week is always busy 🙂
- something a bit simpler today, Xmas week is always busy 🙂
December 18, 2023 at 4:08 PM
winter
- something a bit simpler today, Xmas week is always busy 🙂
- something a bit simpler today, Xmas week is always busy 🙂
Love is slathering each other in Tiger Balm all winter long without complaint. 😌
December 17, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Love is slathering each other in Tiger Balm all winter long without complaint. 😌
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Pisces: You will be faced with a life-changing decision this week. Regretfully, you will choose the mini-corndogs over the jalapeño poppers.
December 3, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Pisces: You will be faced with a life-changing decision this week. Regretfully, you will choose the mini-corndogs over the jalapeño poppers.
There's a Bulgarian expression that's kinda hard to translate, but basically means “I'll kill you and do the time” („трепя те и те излежавам“). Like I want you dead SO badly that I don't mind the consequences. Embrace them, even.
I think that at least 87 times a day in work.
I think that at least 87 times a day in work.
December 3, 2023 at 11:08 AM
There's a Bulgarian expression that's kinda hard to translate, but basically means “I'll kill you and do the time” („трепя те и те излежавам“). Like I want you dead SO badly that I don't mind the consequences. Embrace them, even.
I think that at least 87 times a day in work.
I think that at least 87 times a day in work.
When he calls you pretty, but an NPC in Mask of the Rose just said this:
“I always know where you are. Wherever I go in the streets of London, I know which road leads me to you. As sure as the pull of a compass. I have fallen for you, so much so that you have become one of my senses.”
“I always know where you are. Wherever I go in the streets of London, I know which road leads me to you. As sure as the pull of a compass. I have fallen for you, so much so that you have become one of my senses.”
December 2, 2023 at 11:02 PM
When he calls you pretty, but an NPC in Mask of the Rose just said this:
“I always know where you are. Wherever I go in the streets of London, I know which road leads me to you. As sure as the pull of a compass. I have fallen for you, so much so that you have become one of my senses.”
“I always know where you are. Wherever I go in the streets of London, I know which road leads me to you. As sure as the pull of a compass. I have fallen for you, so much so that you have become one of my senses.”
Any given coffee I have after 12pm on a weekend has approximately a 50% chance of containing either Kahlúa or Bailey's.
The likelihood goes up to approx. 85% during the cold months.
It's not my fault it gets dark at 3pm & my Eastern European brain goes brrrr.
The likelihood goes up to approx. 85% during the cold months.
It's not my fault it gets dark at 3pm & my Eastern European brain goes brrrr.
November 26, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Any given coffee I have after 12pm on a weekend has approximately a 50% chance of containing either Kahlúa or Bailey's.
The likelihood goes up to approx. 85% during the cold months.
It's not my fault it gets dark at 3pm & my Eastern European brain goes brrrr.
The likelihood goes up to approx. 85% during the cold months.
It's not my fault it gets dark at 3pm & my Eastern European brain goes brrrr.
Having rewatched all of LotR last weekend, and now rewatching the Hobbit films, the drop in quality is so noticeable.
Everything is CGI, including things that absolutely did not have to be. No love for the craft, no attention to detail, no passion. Just a cash grab.
Everything is CGI, including things that absolutely did not have to be. No love for the craft, no attention to detail, no passion. Just a cash grab.
November 24, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Having rewatched all of LotR last weekend, and now rewatching the Hobbit films, the drop in quality is so noticeable.
Everything is CGI, including things that absolutely did not have to be. No love for the craft, no attention to detail, no passion. Just a cash grab.
Everything is CGI, including things that absolutely did not have to be. No love for the craft, no attention to detail, no passion. Just a cash grab.
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On Thanksgiving night, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones with ink.
November 23, 2023 at 11:20 PM
On Thanksgiving night, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones with ink.
What can I say, I'm a simple woman.
November 23, 2023 at 9:19 PM
What can I say, I'm a simple woman.
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DATE: I love women who are extremely honest
ME: [winking seductively] You are wearing too much cologne & it's giving me a headache
ME: [winking seductively] You are wearing too much cologne & it's giving me a headache
November 23, 2023 at 12:36 PM
DATE: I love women who are extremely honest
ME: [winking seductively] You are wearing too much cologne & it's giving me a headache
ME: [winking seductively] You are wearing too much cologne & it's giving me a headache
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The expression Jack of all trades is often accompanied by a second part, the longer version being “Jack of all trades, master of none.” And my favourite Cantonese phrase that expresses the same sentiment is 周身刀，無張利. It means “equipped with many knives, yet none are sharp”
November 22, 2023 at 1:03 PM
The expression Jack of all trades is often accompanied by a second part, the longer version being “Jack of all trades, master of none.” And my favourite Cantonese phrase that expresses the same sentiment is 周身刀，無張利. It means “equipped with many knives, yet none are sharp”
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🚨 new MEGA blog post alert!
Somewhere in North America lies the town of Gulch. This starter town slots easily into horror millieu, urban fantasy, or magicless settings. Use it stand-alone or as a pit-stop on a psychedelic roadtrip, compatible with any RPG that has credit cards and cellphones.
Somewhere in North America lies the town of Gulch. This starter town slots easily into horror millieu, urban fantasy, or magicless settings. Use it stand-alone or as a pit-stop on a psychedelic roadtrip, compatible with any RPG that has credit cards and cellphones.
November 22, 2023 at 3:00 AM
🚨 new MEGA blog post alert!
Somewhere in North America lies the town of Gulch. This starter town slots easily into horror millieu, urban fantasy, or magicless settings. Use it stand-alone or as a pit-stop on a psychedelic roadtrip, compatible with any RPG that has credit cards and cellphones.
Somewhere in North America lies the town of Gulch. This starter town slots easily into horror millieu, urban fantasy, or magicless settings. Use it stand-alone or as a pit-stop on a psychedelic roadtrip, compatible with any RPG that has credit cards and cellphones.
There is a large graveyard full of my enemies. I don't want to add to it, but will if given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own risk, but maybe this is your lucky day.
November 22, 2023 at 6:28 AM
There is a large graveyard full of my enemies. I don't want to add to it, but will if given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own risk, but maybe this is your lucky day.
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There's not a graveyard full of my enemies cuz I am just a cool person who is also very cute and everyone wants to hang out with me.
November 21, 2023 at 9:13 PM
There's not a graveyard full of my enemies cuz I am just a cool person who is also very cute and everyone wants to hang out with me.
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On the seventh anniversary of THIS image, here's a funny story about the elephants, Naomi Wolf and the absurdity of online nostalgia.
November 20, 2023 at 1:51 PM
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