Allegedly Joel
@allegedlyjoel.bsky.social
USAF vet, happy husband, former student, overnight McD's manager, and barista....
bi, cat dad, he/him
bi, cat dad, he/him
AKSCHULLY, ITS "EPHEBOPHILIA"
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
AKSCHULLY, ITS "EPHEBOPHILIA"
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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“guy who turns on trump because he thinks trump is part of the deep state out to get MAGA” is absolutely gonna be a type of guy by 2027
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“guy who turns on trump because he thinks trump is part of the deep state out to get MAGA” is absolutely gonna be a type of guy by 2027
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It's endlessly funny to me that conservatives in 2025 think they can get liberals to side against the release of the Epstein files by pointing out Bill Clinton's involvement. Nobody's cared about Bill Clinton for a quarter century.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's endlessly funny to me that conservatives in 2025 think they can get liberals to side against the release of the Epstein files by pointing out Bill Clinton's involvement. Nobody's cared about Bill Clinton for a quarter century.
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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"Oh, what if I get in trouble for leaking it!" Okay, congratulations, that was a really basic moral test and you instantly failed it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Oh, what if I get in trouble for leaking it!" Okay, congratulations, that was a really basic moral test and you instantly failed it.
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"Hey so how come your reporters got a bunch of emails from Epstein over the years wanting to share dirty details about Trump fucking young girls and sat on them?"
"....."
"Well?"
"...SYDNEY SWEENEY BIG BOOBS AMERICAN EAGLE MILLENNIAL JOB MARKET AVOCADO TOAST QUIET QUITTING POLYCULE DEM DISARRAY"
"....."
"Well?"
"...SYDNEY SWEENEY BIG BOOBS AMERICAN EAGLE MILLENNIAL JOB MARKET AVOCADO TOAST QUIET QUITTING POLYCULE DEM DISARRAY"
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Hey so how come your reporters got a bunch of emails from Epstein over the years wanting to share dirty details about Trump fucking young girls and sat on them?"
"....."
"Well?"
"...SYDNEY SWEENEY BIG BOOBS AMERICAN EAGLE MILLENNIAL JOB MARKET AVOCADO TOAST QUIET QUITTING POLYCULE DEM DISARRAY"
"....."
"Well?"
"...SYDNEY SWEENEY BIG BOOBS AMERICAN EAGLE MILLENNIAL JOB MARKET AVOCADO TOAST QUIET QUITTING POLYCULE DEM DISARRAY"
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If the Republican strategy is "if you reveal the President is a pedophile we'll reveal tons of other pedophiles" then... Okay? Go for it? Take them all down? Send them all to jail forever? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Epstein Files Live Updates: G.O.P. Lawmakers Release Thousands of Files
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If the Republican strategy is "if you reveal the President is a pedophile we'll reveal tons of other pedophiles" then... Okay? Go for it? Take them all down? Send them all to jail forever? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
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by the end of the month we're gonna get a JD Vance tweet or a Mike Johnson press conference about the nuanced difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
by the end of the month we're gonna get a JD Vance tweet or a Mike Johnson press conference about the nuanced difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
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Guy who thinks John Podesta sent emails in secret pedophile code: You're taking that email where he says "I was discussing being a pedophile with my best friend Donald Trump the other day" out of context
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Guy who thinks John Podesta sent emails in secret pedophile code: You're taking that email where he says "I was discussing being a pedophile with my best friend Donald Trump the other day" out of context
See, the problem with Rogan is he's just a dipshit, irredeemably unintelligent, just an absolute dumbass.
It would be easier if he was evil
It would be easier if he was evil
ROGAN: “Trump is saying they stole the f*ckin’ election. And I feel like if you say that, you've got to have some really good evidence — 4 years later, no one has an answer... and now a Republican bought the Dominion voting machine company.”
Joe is finally starting to get it.
Joe is finally starting to get it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
See, the problem with Rogan is he's just a dipshit, irredeemably unintelligent, just an absolute dumbass.
It would be easier if he was evil
It would be easier if he was evil
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Can Portland's municipal government launch a Dominion-style suit against fox, I wonder?
NEW: ProPublica examined months of Fox News’ coverage and reviewed over 700 videos posted on social media.
The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.
The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.
“Riots Raging”: The Misleading Story Fox News Told About Portland Before Trump Sent Troops
After reviewing coverage from the network and hours of social media videos that preceded Trump’s decision, ProPublica found that Fox’s portrayal of “Portland rioters” routinely instigating violence was misleading.
www.propublica.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Can Portland's municipal government launch a Dominion-style suit against fox, I wonder?
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Give me a deadline and I'll knock out a 5 hour task in 2 hours.
Give me 2 weeks for a 5 hour task, and I'll knock it out in the last 2 hours, and be miserable the entire 2 weeks
Give me 2 weeks for a 5 hour task, and I'll knock it out in the last 2 hours, and be miserable the entire 2 weeks
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Give me a deadline and I'll knock out a 5 hour task in 2 hours.
Give me 2 weeks for a 5 hour task, and I'll knock it out in the last 2 hours, and be miserable the entire 2 weeks
Give me 2 weeks for a 5 hour task, and I'll knock it out in the last 2 hours, and be miserable the entire 2 weeks
This is true.
Cigs are bad for you. Very bad. I wish I didn't smoke and I wish I had never started.
They are also delicious.
And cool as fuck.
Cigs are bad for you. Very bad. I wish I didn't smoke and I wish I had never started.
They are also delicious.
And cool as fuck.
the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look
I mean come on
I mean come on
Toshiro Mifune
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is true.
Cigs are bad for you. Very bad. I wish I didn't smoke and I wish I had never started.
They are also delicious.
And cool as fuck.
Cigs are bad for you. Very bad. I wish I didn't smoke and I wish I had never started.
They are also delicious.
And cool as fuck.
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hold up, i know how to deal with this
“somehow, 007 returned”
“somehow, 007 returned”
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
hold up, i know how to deal with this
“somehow, 007 returned”
“somehow, 007 returned”
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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/3 Meanwhile, she actually gives a shit about carceral culture and has used fame and influence to try to encourage clemency in actual cases impacting actual lives. I have the bog-standard old man view of Kardashian Kulture, but her heart seems to be in the right place on this.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
/3 Meanwhile, she actually gives a shit about carceral culture and has used fame and influence to try to encourage clemency in actual cases impacting actual lives. I have the bog-standard old man view of Kardashian Kulture, but her heart seems to be in the right place on this.
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It's funny because Musk says he plays hours and hours of video games every day and never logs off X and has like six jobs. The man does not read.
I saw this screenshot. I have actually seen the list and it's all the most stereotypical of stereotypical techbro bullshit.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's funny because Musk says he plays hours and hours of video games every day and never logs off X and has like six jobs. The man does not read.
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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Evergreen message from Joyce Carol Oates about Curtis Yarvin...
October 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Evergreen message from Joyce Carol Oates about Curtis Yarvin...
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you cannot create a viable third party without changing the constitution.
to change the constitution, you need control of one of the major political parties, at minimum.
anyone refusing to accept this is a fucking child i'm tired of entertaining.
to change the constitution, you need control of one of the major political parties, at minimum.
anyone refusing to accept this is a fucking child i'm tired of entertaining.
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
you cannot create a viable third party without changing the constitution.
to change the constitution, you need control of one of the major political parties, at minimum.
anyone refusing to accept this is a fucking child i'm tired of entertaining.
to change the constitution, you need control of one of the major political parties, at minimum.
anyone refusing to accept this is a fucking child i'm tired of entertaining.
This is a phenomenal headline
Guess Who's reuniting for their first tour in 23 years
Guess Who's Reuniting For Their First Tour In 23 Years - Stereogum
In recent years, you could’ve had plenty of chances to go see the Guess Who, the Canadian classic rockers who made hits like “American Woman.” But the version of the Guess Who that you might’ve seen w...
stereogum.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is a phenomenal headline