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The Offspring had a song about this
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
this one of my core beliefs. you do not always know what's best for your kid and this especially applies to people who say they do.
You take a kid out of society and you're basically saying "only I know best as your parent." And you of course don't because we're all dumbasses, so of course they're gonna be fucked up. Gotta tap into that hive mind.
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
love to reveal lyme diagnosis to honor pharrell
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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This is all stupid bullshit but I remain pretty disgusted at how things like marriage and having children are treated like Xbox achievements instead of actually loving and caring for someone else. Yeah I’m going to work 70 hours a week but definitely need a spouse, her name is Beth or something idk
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
you can't be saying stuff like this
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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They don't make em like this anymore
January 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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LLM writing grates on me, I hate it. but for a lot of people, it's better at outputting a particular academic/workplace-appropriate style than they are. we don't just need to push back on AI, we need to push back on the ideas about what's desirable in text
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 PM
good episode
Today on The Outfit, we continue "Al Capone All-American" with a timely episode: Prohibition is remembered now as the greatest gift to gangsters ever, but it spelled a massive expansion of coercive government power to serve a right-wing, racist Evangelical agenda: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
Al Capone All American: Prohibition
Podcast Episode · The Outfit · 01/22/2026 · 1h 2m
podcasts.apple.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
he’s 100% correct
January 21, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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TONY: Welcome to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil. Here with me to discuss cancel culture on college campuses is Leon Chang. How are you Leon?

ME (taking a sip of whiskey): yuck. do you have any apple juice mr dookie pill

TONY: Not how it's pronounced
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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The only powerful public figure who ever actually defunded the Police was Sting.
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
in 2026 we still stan enthusiastic consent king alan jackson
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The Grinch is saying, “roast beast is bussin.” And he’s doing the harlem shake as well.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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COUSIN WHO IS FAKING "BARBIE SYNDROME" FOR ATTENTION: I am thankful for my rigid doll-like legs, where as you all know I can no longer move my ankles or my toes.

ME: I'm thankful that I levitated for 20 seconds meditating during No Fap November.

MY MOM: I too am thankful for Katelyn's Barbie legs.
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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Somebody could have ended all this by handing her a single book
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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stupid
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM