Alan
@alanhussey.bsky.social
Anecdata Scientist. Tautologist. A duffel bag full of pigeons. I cannot sanction your buffoonery. Very legal and very cool. Not a twin. https://hotdog.repair
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Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
stay safe y’all, someone’s out here eating just the peel
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
stay safe y’all, someone’s out here eating just the peel
@mtamblyn.bsky.social hi! love my Kobo, and I was so happy to see how quickly y’all moved to add Instapaper support. Any timeline on when we’ll get “email” support in Instapaper? I got my Kobo specifically to read email newsletters synced via Pocket, and I’d love to have that ability again.
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
@mtamblyn.bsky.social hi! love my Kobo, and I was so happy to see how quickly y’all moved to add Instapaper support. Any timeline on when we’ll get “email” support in Instapaper? I got my Kobo specifically to read email newsletters synced via Pocket, and I’d love to have that ability again.
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There are a lot of reasons to like sports, but the thing that draws me in is the opportunity to watch Things Not Go The Way They Are Supposed To.
It’s the thing that ties together underdog stories and impossible endings and dominant runs by superhuman athletes, this destruction of sensibility.
It’s the thing that ties together underdog stories and impossible endings and dominant runs by superhuman athletes, this destruction of sensibility.
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
There are a lot of reasons to like sports, but the thing that draws me in is the opportunity to watch Things Not Go The Way They Are Supposed To.
It’s the thing that ties together underdog stories and impossible endings and dominant runs by superhuman athletes, this destruction of sensibility.
It’s the thing that ties together underdog stories and impossible endings and dominant runs by superhuman athletes, this destruction of sensibility.
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
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"Yesterday you were 4 Teams and now it's 12 Teams," Janet cried. "Where does it stop?" 16 Teams frowned. "24 Teams doesn't have time for
January 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
"Yesterday you were 4 Teams and now it's 12 Teams," Janet cried. "Where does it stop?" 16 Teams frowned. "24 Teams doesn't have time for
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Indiana has an official pontoon boat sponsor
Viaggio Pontoon Boats Announces Exciting Partnership with Indiana University Athletics - Indiana University Athletics
Bloomington, Ind. - Viaggio Pontoon Boats is thrilled to announce a new partnership with Indiana University Athletics facilitated by Indiana Sports Propertie...
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January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Indiana has an official pontoon boat sponsor
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(me telling my story about how I started the season as a national champion contender but ended up going 6-6 and playing in the Pinstripe Bowl) yeah man it was crazy
(friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?
(friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
(me telling my story about how I started the season as a national champion contender but ended up going 6-6 and playing in the Pinstripe Bowl) yeah man it was crazy
(friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?
(friend who once got a text from me about Northwestern's 22-21 win over Penn State) was the Grunk there?
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Happy Not Christmas Day, to those that celebrate.
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Happy Not Christmas Day, to those that celebrate.
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in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
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Happy beached whale dynamite day for all who celebrate
On this day 55 years ago, Oregon blew up a beached whale with 20 cases of dynamite.
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
The infamous exploding whale incident occurred Nov. 12, 1970, in Florence, Oregon. A whale washed ashore on the Oregon beach and with no other means to dispo...
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November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy beached whale dynamite day for all who celebrate
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quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers
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when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
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Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
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Well, it happened. I was laid off from my job yesterday.
If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful.
And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful.
And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
Jake Mailhot - Fangraphs, Inc. | LinkedIn
I am a jack-of-all-trades marketing professional with a proven track record in driving… · Experience: Fangraphs, Inc. · Education: Western Washington University · Location: Bellingham · 500+ connectio...
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September 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Well, it happened. I was laid off from my job yesterday.
If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful.
And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful.
And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
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A message to our followers.
April 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A message to our followers.
God forbid a man be thirsty
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
The fast food chain is reassessing its use of the tech after a number of errors were shared widely online.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
God forbid a man be thirsty
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let’s hear your hottest and most controversial thanksgiving food takes
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
let’s hear your hottest and most controversial thanksgiving food takes
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don’t forget to lock your donk
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
don’t forget to lock your donk
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TUG OF WAR GOLD MEDAL MATCH COMING UP
REFEREED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF, APPARENTLY
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REFEREED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF, APPARENTLY
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August 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
TUG OF WAR GOLD MEDAL MATCH COMING UP
REFEREED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF, APPARENTLY
live.theworldgames.org
REFEREED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF, APPARENTLY
live.theworldgames.org