Alan
@alanhussey.bsky.social
Anecdata Scientist. Tautologist. A duffel bag full of pigeons. I cannot sanction your buffoonery. Very legal and very cool. Not a twin. https://hotdog.repair
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in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
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Happy beached whale dynamite day for all who celebrate
On this day 55 years ago, Oregon blew up a beached whale with 20 cases of dynamite.
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
The infamous exploding whale incident occurred Nov. 12, 1970, in Florence, Oregon. A whale washed ashore on the Oregon beach and with no other means to dispo...
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November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy beached whale dynamite day for all who celebrate
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quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers
November 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers
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when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
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Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
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Well, it happened. I was laid off from my job yesterday.
If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful.
And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful.
And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
Jake Mailhot - Fangraphs, Inc. | LinkedIn
I am a jack-of-all-trades marketing professional with a proven track record in driving… · Experience: Fangraphs, Inc. · Education: Western Washington University · Location: Bellingham · 500+ connectio...
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September 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Well, it happened. I was laid off from my job yesterday.
If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful.
And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
If anyone has any leads on open marketing, content, or ecommerce roles, I would be so grateful.
And if anyone wants to hire me to write about baseball full-time, I wouldn't be opposed to that either. www.linkedin.com/in/jakemailh...
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A message to our followers.
April 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A message to our followers.
God forbid a man be thirsty
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
The fast food chain is reassessing its use of the tech after a number of errors were shared widely online.
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August 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
God forbid a man be thirsty
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let’s hear your hottest and most controversial thanksgiving food takes
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
let’s hear your hottest and most controversial thanksgiving food takes
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don’t forget to lock your donk
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
don’t forget to lock your donk
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TUG OF WAR GOLD MEDAL MATCH COMING UP
REFEREED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF, APPARENTLY
live.theworldgames.org
REFEREED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF, APPARENTLY
live.theworldgames.org
August 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
TUG OF WAR GOLD MEDAL MATCH COMING UP
REFEREED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF, APPARENTLY
live.theworldgames.org
REFEREED BY SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF, APPARENTLY
live.theworldgames.org
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Updating my spreadsheet
August 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Updating my spreadsheet
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social you’ve cursed me
July 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social you’ve cursed me
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My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo
October 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo
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one of our best joint columns www.sbnation.com/2015/2/4/797...
Can you cook brisket with a gun?
Wednesday, noted chef and TV personality Alton Brown will drop by the Eater forums to answer readers' questions. Jon Bois and Spencer Hall already have a lot of them.
www.sbnation.com
June 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
one of our best joint columns www.sbnation.com/2015/2/4/797...
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What was this game called?
"A ball ... is thrown into the air, typically in a schoolyard. The person who catches the ball would be set upon by all the other players. The person with the ball might try to run evasively so as to ...
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May 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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making peace with the taco salad i ordered when another table's fajitas arrive
April 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
making peace with the taco salad i ordered when another table's fajitas arrive
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guac's a little extra, is that okay
March 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
guac's a little extra, is that okay
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my “if i could get away with it, i would be a sexual predator” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Ex-Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel spouts transphobic talking points to Bill Maher.
"Look, in seventh grade, if I had known that I could have said the word ‘They’ and got in the girls bathroom, I would have done it."
"Look, in seventh grade, if I had known that I could have said the word ‘They’ and got in the girls bathroom, I would have done it."
Ex-Chicago mayor rips current city leaders for focus on bathroom and locker room instead of crime, education
During HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher," former Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel blasted city leadership for failing the city on safety and educational standards.
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March 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
my “if i could get away with it, i would be a sexual predator” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you
February 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you