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Alan
@alanhussey.bsky.social
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Anecdata Scientist. Tautologist. A duffel bag full of pigeons. I cannot sanction your buffoonery. Very legal and very cool. Not a twin. https://hotdog.repair
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Julio Rodriguez stands under the lights in center field at T-Mobile Park, waiting for the next play. No other players are visible.
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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someone has been to a few Bible studies
a cropped portion of the screenshot from the quoted post, focusing on “…connect with others about their response to the text. THEN apply practically to your life. THEN examine how they fit into taylors.”
October 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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A radio button field titled “What’s going on?” The options are: - It’s annoying or not interesting - I’m in this photo and I don’t like it - I think it shouldn’t be on Facebook - It’s spam The second option is selected
September 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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@stevengodfrey.bsky.social you’ve cursed me
photo of an ESPN talking heads TV show. The chyron says “ARE COWBOYS STILL SYNONYMOUS WITH SUPER BOWL?”
July 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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yesterday at Sounders - Botafogo
a single person is the only occupant of an entire section of seats in the upper level of a football stadium
June 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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this tifo seems weirdly benign - maybe a dig at FIFA? “we’re taking this with the seriousness that it deserves”?
a large painted banner unfurled at a soccer match - it portrays a player from each of four teams, hanging out drinking from red Solo cups
June 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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A three-panel comic featuring images from the Muppet Christmas Carol. In the first panel, Ebenezer Scrooge shouts out his second-story window to a young rabbit, "You there, boy! What day is it?" In the second panel, the boy replies, but the caption is simply a screenshot of Ed Balls skeeting "Ed Balls". In the third panel, Scrooge exclaims "Then I haven't missed it!"
April 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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art in the style of a comic book cover. The title says “What if Frasier joined Fantastic Four?” The art depicts the Fantastic Four and Frasier actor Kelsey Grammar bursting out of the page heroically. Frasier has a speech bubble saying “Look out evil… I’m listening!”
March 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney%...
a screenshot of the wikipedia article on Disney World’s Polynesian Resort, with the subheading “Role in ending The Beatles” highlighted
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Steve Jobs standing in front of a screen showing an intersection of street signs with “Technology” and “Liberal Arts”
January 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The Pale Man from Pan’s Labyrinth, holding his hands up, palms facing outward, in front of his face, but instead of eyeballs in his palms, he’s wearing the Hamburger Helper as gloves
November 19, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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a video thumbnail depicting a paintbrush being run along the bottom of a baseboard, leaving a streak of cringe-inducing paint on the carpet. There is also text saying “Beginner’s Guide”
November 18, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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@jonbois.bsky.social good luck against the spartans!
a tv graphic showing the Boise State Broncos against the San Jose State Spartans, but Boise State is abbreviated as BOIS
November 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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a white cat, looking absolutely disheveled and just struggling to exist. The caption says “awake but at what cost”
October 19, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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I couldn’t find any off-the-shelf planter boxes that I liked so decided to build them custom. All cedar (no pressure treated wood near my tomatoes!) and (almost) entirely pocket screws (aesthetics!)
Two custom-built planter boxes
June 17, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social being petty is fun
A donation of $90.55, with a dedication saying "$36.33 + $34.31 for beating the Ducks twice in one season, $19.91 for the national championship, and $1000 for every natty that 0reg0n has won." a donation confirmation screenshot for $92.95 ($90.55 plus fees). Also, a grainy photo of Spencer Hall in overalls
April 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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@graysky.app are these settings client-side? If so, any plans to implement something similar?
Also, can the autocomplete when @ing in a new message sort following accounts first?
A screenshot from the Bluesky iOS app showing the Home Feed Preferences screen
October 15, 2023 at 2:51 PM
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the same tweet, followed immediately in the feed by a tweet by XKCD of a comic depicting a scene of a highway, with markings and signs that conflict to create an impossible situation
October 15, 2023 at 3:33 AM